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Top Ten Final Girls to Watch Before Seeing “The Final Girls”

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The latest meta-horror-comedy, “The Final Girls,” will be released this fall—and the trailer and title give us the impression that the movie will not only be a fun tribute to the ’80s slashers, but will also offer some commentary on cliché horror conventions. And the title references one of the most talked-about horror tropes of all: the final girl. Other meta-horror movies like Scream, Cabin in the Woods and Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon have weighed in on the final girl phenomenon, although never actually calling her the “final girl.” The term comes from critic Carol Clover’s Men, Women and Chain Saws, a book analyzing gender roles in horror movies.

The final girl, by Clover’s definition, is the last surviving character of a horror film. She’s the girl who survives the killer who has murdered her friends, sometimes even fighting back, and in Clover’s words, she “looks death in the face” and “lives to tell the story.”

Clover’s analysis of the final girl, first published in the late ’80s, has been an extremely influential film theory over the years. The rise of the final girl marks a shift in perspective in slasher movies that moves us away from the viewpoint of the brutal murderer to focus on the “victim-hero” protagonist. The analysis is rich and complex, with tons of power-struggles, repressed sexuality and phallic-symbol weaponry thrown into the mix. The final girl has been praised as a strong female icon, criticized for being desexualized (she’s often a virgin, sometimes a virgin with an androgynous or boyish name) and debated over for years. But she’s always seemed to draw our attention.

With the release of “The Final Girls” on the horizon, here’s a list of some of the most influential final girls to grace our screens over the decades.

 

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  1. Alice Hardy (Adrienne King)
    Friday the 13th (1980)
    Alice lays low for much of the movie, leading up to the climactic ending when she finds her friends’ bodies and the killer is revealed. Alice’s final scenes are the most beloved of the original movie. She beheads her attacker in glorious slow motion and just when she thinks she’s safe, we get and interesting final shot of her boat on the water. She doesn’t make it far into the sequel, but she fights like hell in round one.

 

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  1. Kristy Cotton (Ashley Laurence)
    Hellraiser (1987), Hellraiser 2 (1988)
    Like many classic final girls, Kristy is an innocent young woman in a corrupted world. While her relatives sink lower into corruption and cenobite-infested hell, Kristy gets tied up in the trouble while trying to look out for her cuckholded father. She accidentally summons Pinhead and his gang while playing with their puzzle box, but ends up escaping hell with all of her magically non-frizzing miracle curls intact.

 

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  1. Sally Hardesty (Marilyn Burns)
    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
    The original final girl. She was the first starring female to escape her movie alive and the character that inspired Clover to write about final girl theory. Sally was subjected to one of the gnarliest dinner scenes ever filmed, hit with a hammer, chased by our most known and loved chainsaw-wielding maniac and jumped through a window. Sally may not have escaped with all of her sanity intact, but she did what it took to survive.

 

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  1. Erin (Shami Vinson)
    You’re Next (2011)
    Erin is an almost too-perfect final girl, but an effective one just for that reason. Starring in a self-aware horror movie, Erin represents the complete opposite of the typical horror movie victim. Erin never loses her head, has a plethora of survival-skill knowledge and starts fighting back at the earliest opportunity. You’re Next flipped the subgenre of home invasion horror on its head, all because of Erin’s character.

 

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  1. Ginny Field (Amy Steel) Friday the 13th
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    Ginny stands out in final girl history because she didn’t just run faster, scream louder or even fight harder—Ginny actually outsmarted her killer. The psychology student expresses some empathy for Jason Voorhees early on in the movie and she has enough insight to realize that he must have some serious mommy-issues. In their final showdown, Ginny poses as Mrs. Voorhees to control Jason and keep him from attacking her. The risky move works out in her favor.

 

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  1. Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver)
    Alien (1979)
    Although technically not a perfect fit for the “slasher” subgenre, Ripley is widely considered to be one of horror’s finest final girls. Ripley is a tough, ruthless fighter when she needs to be, but still has a soft spot for saving kids and cats. Also notable about Ripley is how many of her battle scenes seem to be girl-on-girl, with the most monstrous creature from Aliens being an alien mother.

 

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  1. Vanita “Stretch” Brock (Caroline Williams)
    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (1986)
    The sequel to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre opened to mixed reviews. Tobe Hooper amped up the comedy here, creating one of the earliest self-aware, meta-horror movies to exist. Stretch was a new kind of final girl. She didn’t just escape—she also kicked some ass along the way. Clover noted how Stretch saves herself after her would-be rescuer, Texas Ranger Lefty, epically fails. Similar to Sally, Stretch also was invited to dine (or be dined on) by the cannibalistic Sawyer family, and was Leatherface’s first crush to boot. Plenty of weapons-as-phallic-symbols imagery in this one. But Stretch comes out on top.

 

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  1. Laurie Strode (Jamie Lee Curtis)
    Halloween (1978)
    Laurie was the first final girl to fight back and one of the most iconic in the genre. Jamie Lee Curtis played a number of final girl roles, but Laurie is by far the most well-known. This classic final girl stabs Michael Myers with a knife and a coat hanger to protect herself and the kids she’s babysitting. Dr. Loomis steps in to deliver the final blows (and lines) but it’s Laurie’s plight that sticks with us.

 

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  1. Nancy Thompson (Heather Lagenkamp)
    A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984)
    Clover called Nancy the “grittiest” of the final girls. In the documentary on making the Elm Street films, Never Sleep Again: The Elm Street Legacy, Robert Englund himself said that Freddy saw Nancy as a “worthy adversary.” In Nancy’s final scenes of the original, she plans an elaborate defense against Freddy Krueger. She booby-traps her house and even full-on tackles the slasher to bring him out of her dream and into her world to fight him on her own terms.

 

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  1. Sidney Prescott (Neve Campbell)
    Scream (1996)
    A meta-horror classic, Scream not only put slashers back on the public radar in the late ‘90s, but it did it with self-aware style. Sidney was meant to be a final girl, perfectly fitting into the conventions of the trope at some points and notably breaking those conventions at others. One of the toughest, most no-nonsense stars of the genre, Sidney didn’t rewrite the rules of being a final girl—she threw them out the window.

 

Honorable mentions:

Taylor Gentry (Angela Goethals) Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon (2006)

Francine Parker (Gaylen Ross) Dawn of the Dead (1979)

Dana Polk (Kristen Connolly) Cabin in the Woods (2012)

Valerie and Trish (Robin Stille and Michelle Michaels) Slumber Party Massacre (1982)

Suzy Bannion (Jessica Harper) Susperia (1977)

Mia Allen (Jane Levy) Evil Dead (2013)

 

 

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

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The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

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