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Real-Life Mother Was Even More Hardcore Than Jason’s

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Celebrating Friday, the 13th means paying homage to the mother of the little guy who “drowned” that fateful day at Camp Crystal Lake back in 1958: Mrs. Voorhees.

But did you know there was an Italian mother who was even more hardcore when it came to her own child? We mean really hardcore.

I can’t imagine any horror fan who hasn’t seen the 1980 original, but if you haven’t, carefully read ahead because it contains Friday the 13th spoilers.

In the original Friday the 13th it wasn’t Jason, but Mrs. Voorhees who made it her mission to dispose of camp counselors in a PTSD rage.

However, we’d like you to meet Italy’s notorious Leonarda Cianciulli who preemptively protected her son before anything could happen to him with human sacrifices. And if that weren’t enough she went an extra gruesome mile, and then another.

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Back in 1939 Cianciulli learned that her favorite son was joining the Italian army.

Distraught she turned to the occult in order to make sure he would remain unharmed.

Of course, the only way to ensure his safety was to murder people, dismember them and cook them up for tea, or make them into soap! Which she did, and she documented the whole thing in a memoir.

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Her first victim was Faustina Setti a woman who only wanted to help Leonarda find a mate. One day while Faustina was visiting, Leonarda drugged her with poisoned wine, then chopped her up then served her at an afternoon social with her son.

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Here is Leonarda’s account of the murder in her own words:

I threw the pieces into a pot, added seven kilos of caustic soda, which I had bought to make soap, and stirred the mixture until the pieces dissolved in a thick, dark mush that I poured into several buckets and emptied in a nearby septic tank. As for the blood in the basin, I waited until it had coagulated, dried it in the oven, ground it and mixed it with flour, sugar, chocolate, milk and eggs, as well as a bit of margarine, kneading all the ingredients together. I made lots of crunchy tea cakes and served them to the ladies who came to visit, though Giuseppe and I also ate them

The next victim was Francesca Soavi who was bludgeoned with an ax before she was baked into pastries which were then sold. When all was said and done Leonarda made 3,000 lira from the treats and beauty products.

And finally there was Virginia Cacioppo who met the same fate as above, but instead of making snacks out of her remains entirely, Leonarda also made her into soap. The killer was very excited about this kill because of how she tasted:

She ended up in the pot, like the other two…her flesh was fat and white, when it had melted I added a bottle of cologne, and after a long time on the boil I was able to make some most acceptable creamy soap. I gave bars to neighbours and acquaintances. The cakes, too, were better: that woman was really sweet.

The spree came to an end after Leonarda was arrested on a tip from one of the victim’s sisters. Faustina was found guilty of murder in 1940

Undaunted, Leonarda never denied her murderous rampage, in fact, she had to correct some of the statements made during the prosecutor’s questioning. Here’s the news item from that trail:

At her trial in Reggio Emilia last week Poetess Leonarda gripped the witness-stand rail with oddly delicate hands and calmly set the prosecutor right on certain details. Her deep-set dark eyes gleamed with a wild inner pride as she concluded: “I gave the copper ladle, which I used to skim the fat off the kettles, to my country, which was so badly in need of metal during the last days of the war.

Yeah, Mrs. Voorhees has nothing on this protective mother.

Happy Friday the 13th!

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

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The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

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