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Five TV Series that Would Work with a Horror Reboot like ‘Fantasy Island’

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Was anyone else as shocked as I was when they heard Fantasy Island was getting a horror movie remake? I mean, kind and sweet Mr. Roarke is now turning people’s dreams into nightmares and killing them off?

Honestly, though, Fantasy Island–even when it was a series–had some pretty dark moments. Roddy McDowall (Fright Night) once appeared on the show as the Devil, himself, for an epic showdown Roarke (Ricardo Montalban).

Okay, it was a little cheesy, but still, it was a classic good versus evil scenario that added a touch of horror to a series that had otherwise mostly dealt with making all your dreams come true.

Ever since the trailer for Blumhouse’s horror infused Fantasy Island was released, though, I’ve been wondering what other classic TV shows could work with a horror twist and started compiling this list. Some of them might make total sense, others take a leap of faith, but they’ve all got potential so let’s get down to business.

#1 Small Wonder 

In the mid-80s robots were all the rage, and 20th Century Fox Television jumped on the bandwagon with their first sitcom called Small Wonder which centered on the Lawson family. Ted Lawson (Richard Christie), the family patriarch, is a robotics engineer who creates VICI (Tiffany Brissette), an android child.

When his boss tries to steal credit for Ted’s work, he brings Vicki home and he and his wife (Marla Pennington) and son (Jerry Supiran) attempt to pass the android off as a member of the family.

Of course, Ted’s boss is his next door neighbor and his ultra-nosy wife–played by the fabulous Edie McClurg (Elvira, Mistress of the Dark)–and daughter (Emily Schulman) are forever almost stumbling onto the family secret.

VICI or Vicki as she comes to be known is super strong and can talk to the household appliances, and it wouldn’t be hard to shift this to a Child’s Play or Deadly Friend-type situation with her deciding to take out the nosy neighbors and anyone else who tries to destroy her family.

#2 ALF

Another classic with a cult following from the late 80s, ALF told the story of the Tanner family who find themselves host to and unexpected and sometimes unwelcome extraterrestrial guest from a planet called Melmac. They decided to call him ALF (alien life form), and despite the fact that he was forever trying to eat their cat, he was soon a part of the family.

The series ran from 1986-1990 and spawned a cartoon series and a merchandising line that plastered the alien’s face on everything from t-shirts to lunchboxes.

This is another one of those shows that could easily have gone the horror route, however. What if ALF was actually leading an invasion and had duped the family into thinking he was cute and cuddly so they would take him in and he could learn about our world? We know he liked to eat cats, but what if humans were the real delicacy?

No matter how you spin it, aliens and horror go hand in hand and it would be no stretch of the imagination to turn this series into a horror show.

#3 The Love Boat

No one, including the cast and crew, expected The Love Boat to be a hit show that would run for ten seasons and spawn a spin-off or two in later years, but something about it just captivated audiences who tuned in to see who would fall in love on the high seas every Saturday night from 1977 to 1987.

The show had a solid central cast and like Fantasy Island somehow managed to bring on a host of classic TV and film stars and some whose stars were only beginning to shine.

I don’t know about you, but a cruise ship where everyone’s falling in love seems like the perfect setting for a slasher at sea. If there’s one thing that the genre has taught us, it’s that romance and murder can go hand in hand if the right screenwriter is attached.

I mean, how would Doc and Isaac and Gopher handle something like that? Can you imagine Captain Stubing facing down a killer? What if the whole thing was a set up by a crew with a taste for murder who lured passengers out to sea to torment and kill them?

It’s something to think about the next time you turn on TV Land and those reruns are playing.

#4 The Golden Girls

The Golden Girls was one of those shows that everyone was watching back in the day, and let’s face it, some still do. It had a dynamite cast with Bea Arthur, Betty White, Rue McClanahan, and Estelle Getty, and the humor was razor sharp.

It was also a bit of a game changer for its time. There really hadn’t been a show about retired women like it before, and audiences tuned in from 1985 to 1982 to see what the girls might get up to, next.

It was hilarious, but I think there’s potential here.

I mean, picture it…Florida…four retired women living together trying to make ends meet. Life’s not easy and social security and odd jobs just aren’t cutting it. In a bid for solvency, they hatch a plan to make some extra cash that’s one part Arsenic and Old Lace, one part Sweeney Todd.

Blanche goes out into the nightlife, hunting single lonely men. She lures them home where Dorothy and Rose lie in wait to take his life, and Sophia uses the body to create a line of Italian sausages and sauces that the local hipsters go nuts over.

It’s perfect! And if they do this thing quickly enough, Betty White could even make a cameo.

#5 Taxi

Taxi ran from 1978 to 1983 and was an unexpected hit sitcom featuring Danny DeVito, Marilu Henner, Judd Hirsch, Andy Kaufman, Carol Kane, Tony Danza, Christopher Lloyd, and Jeff Conway.

DeVito play Louie de Palma who manages a taxi company and does his best to wrangle his drivers as they follow their dreams outside the company. The show was hilarious, but also packed plenty of emotional punch as the various actors faced their fears and the fact that they might be stuck driving for Louie forever.

I don’t know about you, but I think this show could definitely work with a horror spin. The streets of New York City at night can be a dangerous and scary place and could easily become the setting for any number of horror subgenres. Maybe the drivers are being killed? Maybe they’re all suspects? Maybe there’s a monster prowling the streets and it’s up to the cab drivers to stop it?

Do you agree with these picks? What other shows would you like to see get the horror treatment? Let us know in the comments and get ready for Fantasy Island in theaters on February 14, 2020!

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Russell Crowe To Star in Another Exorcism Movie & It’s Not a Sequel

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Maybe it’s because The Exorcist just celebrated its 50th-anniversary last year, or maybe it’s because aging Academy Award-winning actors aren’t too proud to take on obscure roles, but Russell Crowe is visiting the Devil once again in yet another possession film. And it’s not related to his last one, The Pope’s Exorcist.

According to Collider, the film titled The Exorcism was originally going to be released under the name The Georgetown Project. Rights for its North American release were once in the hands of Miramax but then went to Vertical Entertainment. It will release on June 7 in theaters then head over to Shudder for subscribers.

Crowe will also star in this year’s upcoming Kraven the Hunter which is set to drop in theaters on August 30.

As for The Exorcism, Collider provides us with what it’s about:

“The film centers around actor Anthony Miller (Crowe), whose troubles come to the forefront as he shoots a supernatural horror movie. His estranged daughter (Ryan Simpkins) has to figure out whether he’s lapsing into his past addictions, or if something even more horrific is occurring. “

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New F-Bomb Laden ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Trailer: Bloody Buddy Movie

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Deadpool & Wolverine might be the buddy movie of the decade. The two heterodox superheroes are back in the latest trailer for the summer blockbuster, this time with more f-bombs than a gangster film.

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This time the focus is on Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman. The adamantium-infused X-Man is having a bit of a pity party when Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) arrives on the scene who then tries to convince him to team up for selfish reasons. The result is a profanity-filled trailer with a Strange surprise at the end.

Deadpool & Wolverine is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. It comes out on July 26. Here is the latest trailer, and we suggest if you are at work and your space isn’t private, you might want to put in headphones.

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Original Blair Witch Cast Ask Lionsgate for Retroactive Residuals in Light of New Film

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Jason Blum is planning to reboot The Blair Witch Project for the second time. That’s a fairly large task considering none of the reboots or sequels have managed to capture the magic of the 1999 film that brought found footage into the mainstream.

This idea has not been lost on the original Blair Witch cast, who has recently reached out to Lionsgate to ask for what they feel is fair compensation for their role in the pivotal film. Lionsgate gained access to The Blair Witch Project in 2003 when they purchased Artisan Entertainment.

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The Blair Witch Project Cast

However, Artisan Entertainment was an independent studio before its purchase, meaning the actors were not part of SAG-AFTRA. As a result, the cast are not entitled to the same residuals from the project as actors in other major films. The cast doesn’t feel that the studio should be able to continue to profit off of their hard work and likenesses without fair compensation.

Their most recent request asks for “meaningful consultation on any future ‘Blair Witch’ reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc., in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.”

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At this time, Lionsgate has not offered any comment about this issue.

The full statement made by the cast can be found below.

OUR ASKS OF LIONSGATE (From Heather, Michael & Josh, stars of “The Blair Witch Project”):

1. Retroactive + future residual payments to Heather, Michael and Josh for acting services rendered in the original BWP, equivalent to the sum that would’ve been allotted through SAG-AFTRA, had we had proper union or legal representation when the film was made.

2. Meaningful consultation on any future Blair Witch reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc…, in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.

Note: Our film has now been rebooted twice, both times were a disappointment from a fan/box office/critical perspective. Neither of these films were made with significant creative input from the original team. As the insiders who created the Blair Witch and have been listening to what fans love & want for 25 years, we’re your single greatest, yet thus-far un-utilized secret-weapon!

3. “The Blair Witch Grant”: A 60k grant (the budget of our original movie), paid out yearly by Lionsgate, to an unknown/aspiring genre filmmaker to assist in making theirfirst feature film. This is a GRANT, not a development fund, hence Lionsgate will not own any of the underlying rights to the project.

A PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM THE DIRECTORS & PRODUCERS OF “THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT”:

As we near the 25th anniversary of The Blair Witch Project, our pride in the storyworld we created and the film we produced is reaffirmed by the recent announcement of a reboot by horror icons Jason Blum and James Wan.

While we, the original filmmakers, respect Lionsgate’s right to monetize the intellectual property as it sees fit, we must highlight the significant contributions of the original cast — Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Mike Williams. As the literal faces of what has become a franchise, their likenesses, voices, and real names are inseparably tied to The Blair Witch Project. Their unique contributions not only defined the film’s authenticity but continue to resonate with audiences around the world.

We celebrate our film’s legacy, and equally, we believe the actors deserve to be celebrated for their enduring association with the franchise.

Sincerely, Eduardo Sanchez, Dan Myrick, Gregg Hale, Robin Cowie, and Michael Monello

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