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Cannibal Jack-O-Lanterns are My Favorite Jack-O-Lanterns
Halloween is just around the corner and as I sit deciding whether or not I’m going to carve a pumpkin into a festive Jack-O-Lantern this year, I can’t help but think about some of my favorite designs.
When I was a kid, Jack-O-Lanterns were pretty formulaic. You might see small variations but a couple of goofy eyes and a wicked grin pretty much covered the spectrum of what I saw in small town East Texas.
Nowadays, pumpkin carving is an art form all its own with competitions across the country and beyond. The more creative the better.
Naturally, as more people got involved, themes emerged. You’ll find pumpkins with everything from superheroes to full scale horror movie scenes carved into them. Honestly, it’s pretty amazing.
But the ones that I have loved the most are the cannibal jack-o-lanterns. I’m not entirely sure what that says about me, but I don’t question it too much because there are few things more entertaining to me than a pumpkin chowing down on its kin.
Perfectly normal, right?
With that in mind, I decided to go looking for some of my favorite cannibal jack-o-lanterns online to share here. Let me know which ones are you favorites in the comments below!
You’re invited to a barbecue!
This guy showed up on the lawn of Joyce Dragonosky and Laureen Callo back in 2010 and he looks like he’s having the time of his life!
The Messy Eater
This guy is a mess, but he seems to be enjoying those pumpkin guts an awful lot!
Last Chance to Escape
I love the look of shock on the little guys face. Has he accepted his fate or does he have one last chance at escape?
When your fellow pumpkins just aren’t enough…
What’s a guy to do when he’s eaten everything else in the pumpkin patch? Turn on the patrons, of course!
Completely over it…
I don’t know. Something about this guy reminds me of some old farmers I knew who were over just about anything and everything and they’d sit on their front porch chawing…
So happy…
This is one happy looking little cannibal to me.
Happy Hannibal
Remember that scene in Hannibal where Anthony Hopkins feeds Ray Liotta some of his own brains? So did the folks who carved this pumpkin.
Just a Bite
This is the guy who is always grazing at the pot luck table before everyone else is ready to eat!
When you’ve had too much…
Of course, even cannibal jack-o-lanterns have to avoid overeating on Halloween. No one wants to end up here, right?
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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed
The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.
Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.
The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.
Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”
Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.
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Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween
Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.
The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.
“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.
Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.
The prize also includes:
An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings
A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear
A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room
A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course
The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II
Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two
“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”
Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.
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’28 Years Later’ Trilogy Taking Shape With Serious Star Power
Danny Boyle is revisiting his 28 Days Later universe with three new films. He will direct the first, 28 Years Later, with two more to follow. Deadline is reporting that sources say Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Ralph Fiennes have been cast for the first entry, a sequel to the original. Details are being kept under wraps so we don’t know how or if the first original sequel 28 Weeks Later fits into the project.
Boyle will direct the first movie but it’s unclear which role he will take on in the subsequent films. What is known is Candyman (2021) director Nia DaCosta is scheduled to direct the second film in this trilogy and that the third will be filmed immediately afterward. Whether DaCosta will direct both is still unclear.
Alex Garland is writing the scripts. Garland is having a successful time at the box office right now. He wrote and directed the current action/thriller Civil War which was just knocked out of the theatrical top spot by Radio Silence’s Abigail.
There is no word yet on when, or where, 28 Years Later will start production.
The original film followed Jim (Cillian Murphy) who wakes from a coma to find that London is currently dealing with a zombie outbreak.
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