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Woman Finds Dead Body: But It Turns Out To Be A Sex Doll

by Timothy Rawles

Forget Randonautica, you can find creepy things organically. Just ask this mother from Virginia Beach who called police in a panic after she discovered a buried woman’s “corpse.”

Because law enforcement takes such reports seriously, they cordoned off the area while investigating. But the body turned out to be a, well, an abandoned life-sized sex doll.

Brittney Pennington, 25, just wanted a relaxing day of fishing this past September. But was horrified when she saw a foot sticking out of the ground. In a panic she called authorities.

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Pennington, along with her boyfriend, afraid to approach the figure used a set of binoculars to zero in on the form. Frightfully realistic, the couple called the police after deciding what they were looking at was a naked corpse.

A brigade complete with multiple squad cars and full EMT backup descended on the property to conduct an investigation.

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

 “It was a really scary thing to find. I remember thinking ‘if there’s a murderer out there we have to leave,'” Brittney told Lad Bible. “Everybody thought it was real, when the cops arrived they said, ‘Yeah we might have a homicide.'”

She added: “They got their little blow-up dinghy, they rode out to it and they stayed on the rocks for about five minutes just looking around.”

What they found wasn’t as terrifying as they first thought. It turned out to be more kink than homicide. The cops reported back to Brittney, making humor out of the situation.
Credit: Kennedy News and Media

Credit: Kennedy News and Media

“It was an abandoned sex doll,” she said, “it was one of the realistic squishy ones that I guess are a good amount of money. When I found it was a sex doll and not a corpse we started laughing and the cops started laughing, too.”

“They were just relieved it was fake. Thirty emergency service people started cracking up and everybody was taking pictures. They said, ‘I don’t think we’re going to do any paperwork on this’.”

She assured the police that it wasn’t hers but had no idea how she would dispose of the “body.”

 Unnerved, Brittney had another request for the police. “‘Ya’ll are going to dispose of that, right, because our trash cans are full.'” she asked.

The investigative team obliged and “They just picked it up and hauled it away,” she said. “I felt very relieved, but then wondered if we were going to get in trouble for calling, but they said it was better safe than sorry.”

 Header Image Credit: “Dummy” from 2020 (IMDb)

 Source: Lad Bible

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