Clowns of 31 (2016)

Rob Zombie knows how to make clowns scary, just as they should be. In my earlier killer clowns list, I mentioned Captain Spaulding. Well, in this film Zombie gives fans an entire movie filled with murdering psychopathic clowns. Capt. Spaulding would fit right along in with these guys.

There are a few to choose from in this one. From a Nazi Latino dwarf to chainsaw-wielding twin perverts, there are sights here you’ve never seen before.

image via Bloody Disgusting

Now, this is the tricky part. My favorite character in this film makes it crystal clear right from the beginning that he ain’t no f*cking clown. But he’s the best part of the whole movie, and his name is Doomhead. He paints his face white then adds color to that pale visage by beating himself until his own blood smears his lips and nose.

Doomhead is the best at what he does – and his business is all about murder. He’s like the redneck cousin of DC’s notorious Joker.

image courtesy of Rob

31 is another movie that takes place on Halloween night and is a great way to get your household in the spooky spirit. Blood, guts, and carnality await you!


And so my lovely little Nasties, we come to the end of the show. This has been Manic Exorcism, possessor of innocent souls and defiler of the mind! I bid you adieu and leave you with this solemn fact – you can’t spell slaughter without laughter.