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The Next Funko Cereal to Awaken: Cthulhu!

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Funko keeps rolling out cool new cereals to help us start our mornings. The latest Funko cereal character will be Cthulhu!

In August, breakfast cereal featuring the eldritch abomination will rise exclusively at Books-A-Million. This is part of Funko’s second wave of character cereals, which also includes Batman, Batgirl, Beetlejuice, Pennywise and Cuphead.

Unlike other Funko cereals that turn the milk red, this one will turn it green. It will also come with a collectible Funko POP! Cthulhu figure.

From Funko’s website:

All hail Cthulhu, who can now be worshiped at the breakfast table as part of your balanced breakfast. The creature of indeterminate species is now a FunkO’s cereal mascot. His FunkO’s are green, of course, and each box includes an exclusive Cthulhu Pop!

If you’ve been sleeping for eons in the sunken city of R’lyeh, you’re going to wake up hungry. After all, I’m pretty sure “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn” means something about breakfast being the most important meal of the day.

Be on the lookout for more Funko horror cereals!

Mike watched "Night of the Living Dead" on PBS when he was a little kid, and he thought it was a documentary. He's been hooked on horror ever since. By day, Mike is a UX writer. He lives in the Boston area with his wife and their golden retriever.