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The 10 Most WTF Moments from ‘Witching & Bitching’

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As the title suggests, there is plenty of witching in the Spanish horror-comedy Witching & Bitching. It is about cannibal witches, after all. As for the bitching? Plenty of that too, mostly from a group of guys whining about their significant others, not realizing that figuratively getting your heart ripped out isn’t as bad as literally getting your heart ripped out, a threat that looms ahead. Themes about broken marriages, broken promises, and the differences between men and women that tear them apart abound in this film, and any number of articles could be written discussing such a universal topic. But today we are here to talk about the film’s fucked-up moments. (Some minor SPOILERS ahead).

10. How many times have you been driving down a woodsy road and been flashed by a couple of old laughing ladies? Such was the case as the motley crew of wannabe criminals drove off to find a place to hide after their bungled heist.

9. What’s for dinner tonight? Fried keys, of course. Witching and Bitching fried keys

8. Speaking of dinner, late in the film the witches gather around an opulent table for a fancy feast of delectable dishes, including some finger food. Literally. Witching and Bitching finger food7. Keeping with the dinner theme, I have two words for you: Human sliders.

6. What better way to eat those human sliders than with a giant fork and knife? Witching and Bitching utensils5. It’s one thing to tie people up and force-feed them ears and toad blood, but to have a casual conversation about daily life while doing so crosses a line into utter madness.

4. Have you seen that image macro with Mike Tyson holding two pigeons and saying, “Now kith?” One of the witches basically does that with two of the bickering men. Without the lisp, that is.

3. Broomsturbation with toad blood lubricant. I’ll leave it at that.

2. When visiting a dank, mangy old public restroom in a sketchy location, what is one of the last things you want to see? Someone peeping at you through the toilet hole beneath you has to be up there at the top of the list. Pee-ping Tom? Poophole peeper? Whatever you want to call it, no thanks.

1. So Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob SquarePants, and Jesus Christ are walking through town getting ready to rob a store… No, that’s not the beginning of a joke—that’s the beginning of this movie. Witching and Bitching Jesus Take the Wheel

For these and other WTF moments, check out Witching & Bitching, currently streaming on Netflix. Watch the trailer below. [youtube id=”ivHEza4t0wY” align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”no”]

 

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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