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Season Finale for ‘American Horror Story: Apocalypse’ Did ALL the Things

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OK, I’ve watched; I’ve processed. I might be ready to talk about the season finale of American Horror Story: Apocalypse.

Ryan Murphy and company pulled out all the stops for this year’s season finale moving pieces into place for a showdown between Michael Langdon (Cody Fern) AKA the Anti-Christ and descendants of the Salem Coven.

For the last half of the season, I kept wondering how they would be able to successfully pull this all together in the end. Sure, they provided some closure to the series’ first season, brought back some characters we’d sorely missed, and given us a chance to see how their stories could play out differently.

But nothing prepared me for the throwdown to come in the finale.

***Spoilers, lots of them, for the season finale of American Horror Story: Apocalypse will appear below. You have been warned.***

So, let’s break things down.

As the season finale opened, we were finally clued into just how big a bad ass Myrtle Snow has been all this time as she infiltrated the Cooperative HQ to gather info on where their various fallout shelters would be found.

This was a great moment. Myrtle (Frances Conroy), fabulous though she is, has often played second fiddle to other witches deemed more powerful, but the red-haired fashionista with a penchant for the theremin, can clearly pack a punch when she wants to, and she rendered everyone around her impotent as she got the information she needed.

We then witnessed as reigning Supreme Cordelia (Sarah Paulson) put into place the spell that would hide the identities of Mallory (Billie Lourde) and Coco (Leslie Grossman) so that they could be placed in the path of the Apocalypse in such a way that would lead them to the Cooperative’s Outpost.

I must admit that Coco grew on me throughout the season.

Yes, her powers (sensing gluten which somehow translated to sensing danger and later being able to divine the amount of calories in any given food after a short bit of trance-like concentration) were some of the silliest I could imagine. Yes, she could be annoyingly vapid, but when the chips were down in the final battle, she acted as any powerful member of her coven would, and did her duty.

As we flashed forward in time from the casting of the identity spell, Madison (Emma Roberts) learned that Dinah Stevens (Adina Porter) had sold out the Coven and pledged allegiance to the Anti-Christ which set an all new series of plans in place for the final showdown.

I can’t be the only fan whose jaw dropped when Cordelia, while confronting Michael and once again being sold out by Dinah produced the real voodoo queen, Marie Laveau (Angela Bassett) from out of the shadows, and it was thrilling to watch Marie send Dinah down to Papa Legba’s realm for all eternity.

Dinah Stevens (Adina Porter) was pretty sure of herself right up to the end.

Then things went left…

In quick succession, Coven members began dying as Michael embraced his power, but for all of his planning and with everything his Dark Father had given him it became very clear that foresight was not one of his gifts.

In last week’s episode, the audience was made aware of a special power and spell that would allow a witch to travel back in time to change the past. It was also revealed that Mallory was powerful enough to harness this spell when she tested it out by going back in time and trying to save Anastasia and her Romanov family from the Bolsheviks.

Most of us, when we saw this, knew that it would be key to stopping Michael.

Time and its inconsistencies has been a theme this season. Much of it has taken place before the apocalypse as members of the cast searched out ways to stop the fateful event and along the way we saw Coven members raised from the dead and saved from their various Hells, wiping away past events and changing the timeline.

We really should have known what was coming. Still, a little foresight on our parts would never have shown us the final picture.

Mallory lay dying in a pool of water, unable to access her powers in her weakening state. Myrtle seemed ready to give up, and then Cordelia was forced to do what so few could.

Confronting Michael, she killed herself after uttering what may be my favorite line from the entire series alongside Fiona’s “She killed the neighbor lady but the bitch had it coming” from season 3.

“Your Father has one son, but my sisters are legion motherfucker,” Cordelia said with all the defiance and power of the Supreme that she was.

Michael Langdon (Cody Fern) was totally unprepared for Cordelia’s sacrifice.

As she died, her power went crashing into Mallory who not only healed from her wounds but was able to punch her way into the Time spell to go back and take care of Michael before he could rise to power.

And. It. Was. Hilarious.

Michael storms in a huff from the Murder House out into the street when he is suddenly struck by an SUV. Mallory, of course, is at the wheel. She then backs over the son of a bitch, throws it into drive, and runs over him again before speeding away all while Constance Langdon (Jessica Lange) looked on.

And then came a pivotal moment where Constance may have, once again, made the wrong choice.

Michael begs her to drag him onto the house’s lawn. Fans will remember that dying on the property of Murder House traps your soul there. You become a part of the haunting.

Constance decides NOT to give this to Michael, however, and tells him to go to hell, leaving him to die in the street.

We find out soon after that Michael’s spirit returns a few years later in the body of a new baby boy and the whole series of events might be starting all over again.

Could trapping his soul in Murder House have prevented this from happening? Is the Apocalypse unavoidable? Have the witches only bought the world a little time?

If there’s one thing I’ve learned from watching American Horror Story, it’s this: You cannot predict where Ryan Murphy, Brad Falchuk and the series’ writing team will take us next, but this could be a set up for an interesting season 9 which might, for the first time, carry directly over from the season before it.

One thing is for sure. Outside of a new babysitter killing little boy, this may be the most hopeful season ending we’ve seen from the series ever.

As Mallory took her place in Robichaux’s Academy we saw that Zoe was once again alive. Queenie was stopped from making reservations at the evil Hotel Cortez. Misty Day was escorted out of Hell by Nan. The promise was made to get Madison out of her own Hell.

For American Horror Story that’s the equivalent of the warm fuzzies, or at least the closest we may ever get, and I for one am so ready to see where the series goes next!

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Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.

The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.

“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.

Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.

Inside the Lizzie Borden House

The prize also includes:

An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings

A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear

A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room

A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course

The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II

Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two

“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”

Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.

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’28 Years Later’ Trilogy Taking Shape With Serious Star Power

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Danny Boyle is revisiting his 28 Days Later universe with three new films. He will direct the first, 28 Years Later, with two more to follow. Deadline is reporting that sources say Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Ralph Fiennes have been cast for the first entry, a sequel to the original. Details are being kept under wraps so we don’t know how or if the first original sequel 28 Weeks Later fits into the project.

Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Ralph Fiennes

Boyle will direct the first movie but it’s unclear which role he will take on in the subsequent films. What is known is Candyman (2021) director Nia DaCosta is scheduled to direct the second film in this trilogy and that the third will be filmed immediately afterward. Whether DaCosta will direct both is still unclear.

Alex Garland is writing the scripts. Garland is having a successful time at the box office right now. He wrote and directed the current action/thriller Civil War which was just knocked out of the theatrical top spot by Radio Silence’s Abigail.

There is no word yet on when, or where, 28 Years Later will start production.

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The original film followed Jim (Cillian Murphy) who wakes from a coma to find that London is currently dealing with a zombie outbreak.

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Watch ‘The Burning’ At The Location Where It Was Filmed

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Fangoria is reporting that fans of the 1981 slasher The Burning will be able to have a screening of the film at the location where it was filmed. The movie is set at Camp Blackfoot which is actually the Stonehaven Nature Preserve in Ransomville, New York.

This ticketed event will take place on August 3. Guests will be able to take a tour of the grounds as well as enjoy some campfire snacks along with the screening of The Burning.

The Burning

The film came out in the early ’80s when teen slashers were being churned out in magnum force. Thanks to Sean S. Cunningham’s Friday the 13th, filmmakers wanted to get in on the low-budget, high-profit movie market and a casket load of these types of films were produced, some better than others.

The Burning is one of the good ones, mostly because of the special effects from Tom Savini who had just come off of his groundbreaking work on Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th. He declined to do the sequel because of its illogical premise and instead signed on to do this movie. Also, a young Jason Alexander who would later go on to play George in Seinfeld is a featured player.

Because of its practical gore, The Burning had to be heavily edited before it received an R-rating. The MPAA was under the thumb of protest groups and political bigwigs to censor violent films at the time because slashers were just so graphic and detailed in their gore.

Tickets are $50, and if you want a special t-shirt, that will cost you another $25, You can get all the information by visiting the On Set Cinema webpage.

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