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Saturday the 14th is the New Friday the 13th

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Friday the 13th is a beloved franchise and a day that is loved by many and hated by the rest. Whether you fill your day with Jason Voorhees, a litany of other horror movies or just avoid leaving the house altogether, after it’s over, then that’s just all there is. Well, I’m here to tell you there’s more, boy and girls. I want to introduce you Saturday the 14th.

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Saturday the 14th is a little known gem that came out in 1981. As I was spooky even as a youngster, this was one of my favorite movies growing up.

The story follows a very vanilla couple, John (Richard Benjamin) and Mary (Paula Prentiss). As bland and suburban as they come, they inherit a house from John’s recently passed uncle.

Thinking it would be a good change to move to the house, John and Mary pack up their two kids, Debbie (Kari Michaelson) and Billy (Kevin Brando). When they get to the house, it turns out that it isn’t what they expect. While it’s old and decrepit, ever optimistic John and Mary are convinced this is their new home.

Not long into moving in, the kids (because the parents are oblivious) notice that something is off. The TV only plays Twilight Zone episodes, it always seems to be storming outside, and there are bats in the belfry.

Watching the family as they move in are two ancient and grumpy vampires, Waldemar (Jeffrey Tambor) and Yolanda (Nancy Lee Andrews). They are hell bent on getting a book that they are convinced is in the house: a book they know can unleash an evil that can destroy all…The Book of Evil.

So, Billy finds it, of course, while he’s dicking around in the house library. Like the doofus he is, he opens it despite reading the inscription, “Whoever shall open this book releases into the world all the evil herein.” I mean, why not, right? As he turns the pages, the monsters inside materialize in the real world to bring havoc and…murder.

Saturday the 14th

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Remember those bats I mentioned? Mary is attacked in the attic by said bats (or “owls” as she calls them) causing them to bring in an exterminator, Van Helsing (Severn Darden) because plot progression. All this comes to a head on Saturday the 14th, because if you thought Friday the 13th was bad, you had no idea.

I love this movie. Remember when Scary Movie came out and poked fun at a ton of horror movies and everyone loved it? This movie did it long before the Wayans did. Saturday the 14th is over the top, slapstick, and hilarious. With homages to The Birds, Creature from the Black Lagoon, and many more, watching Saturday the 14th is a great tradition you should start for the much forgotten day.

If you’re more of a Jason person, check out some of our amazing Friday the 13th articles like this or this.

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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