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Satanic Panic: 7 Diabolical Films Featuring the Prince of Darkness

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There’s a whole new rush of Satanic Panic going on in this country thanks largely in part to a new music video by Lil Nas X where the out and proud rapper gives Satan a lap dance before killing the Dark Lord and taking his horns.

I won’t get into the social commentary here. I’ll just say that while other people are clutching their pearls over “Montero (Call Me By Your Name,” I’m sitting here watching the video on a loop and thinking about all the great movies we’ve seen over the decades involving Satan, the Devil, the Prince of Darkness, or whatever other title you’d like to ascribe to the Lord of Hell.

Might as well write about it, right?!

So, without further ado, let’s check out some of my favorites in no particular order. Don’t forget to tell me yours in the comments below!

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#1 Prince of Darkness

John Carpenter’s Prince of Darkness is an underrated classic if you ask me.

Melding sci-fi and horror in that signature Carpenter style, the film focuses on a group of grad students brought together on a project in an old abandoned church. What makes this particular film so great is the pseudo-scientific explanation for the origins of evil, and the fact that Satan is condensed into a concentrated liquid form that, once unleashed, will bring hell to earth.

The film boasts one hell of a cast including Donald Pleasence, Jameson Parker, Victor Wong, Lisa Blount, Ann Yen, Dennis Dun, Susan Blanchard, and even boasts a special appearance by Alice Cooper, himself!

I personally think Jameson Parker’s mustache needs its own credit in the film, as well, but no one will listen…

#2 Angel Heart

This visually-stunning horror noir film is yet another underrated classic in my book.

Based on the novel by William Hjortsberg, Angel Heart was written and directed by Alan Parker (The Road to Wellville) and stars Mickey Rourke as Harry Angel, a private detective hired by a mysterious man named Louis Cyphre (Robert De Niro) to track down a man named Johnny Favorite who has every reason for wanting to hide out. This is a slow-burn movie with a hell of a pay off–see what I did there?–that everyone should see at least once.

Also of note, is Lisa Bonet’s brilliant performance in the film. She is absolutely entrancing as the enigmatic Epiphany Proudfoot.

#3 Legend

Now, I know what you’re thinking. This isn’t a horror movie AND technically Tim Curry’s character wasn’t “the Devil.” I know all of that and I don’t care!

This dark fantasy film from 1985 was written by William Hjotsberg and directed by Ridley Scott, and Tim Curry was one of the sexiest, over-the-top Devil character’s we’ve ever seen on film. I was beyond terrified of him as a child. He just had a way of carrying himself throughout the film that oozed exactly the right kind of danger, and I’m still a little shocked that Mia Sara and Tom Cruise managed to defeat him.

If you’ve got a taste for sinister characters in a high fantasy setting, Legend is the film for you.

#4 The Prophecy

Oooh, this movie! Look, while other films that came after it have chosen to frame angels as violent and vengeful, back in 1995 when The Prophecy was released, very few had taken that path.

The film revolves around a Los Angeles detective (Elias Koteas) who discovers an ancient prophecy is coming to pass and he sets out on a path to keep it from happening. The angel Gabriel (Christopher Walken) is on the warpath, and the detective and a woman named Katherine (Virginia Madsen) find themselves reluctantly in league with, who else, Lucifer (Viggo Mortensen).

A lesser actor would have faltered when facing off with Walken, but not Mortensen. He is a walking sinister presence that never becomes a caricature. He also has some of the best lines in the film.

“You see,” he says, “I’m not here to help you little bitch because I love you or because I care for you, but because two hells is one hell too many, and I can’t have that.”

With a constantly twisting plot, the film is so much fun to watch which is why it has earned itself a cult following.

#5 The Devil’s Advocate

“Vanity, definitely my favorite sin,” so says Al Pacino as John Milton aka the Devil in The Devil’s Advocate which finds Keanu Reeves as a Southern lawyer drawn to a fancy New York law firm run by Old Scratch himself.

This film is beautifully shot and Pacino seems right at home in his diabolical role. He delivers every line with relish and a half-wink to let us know that he’s up to something like some villain from a 1930s melodrama, and yet he still manages to pull of a sinister quality.

What I love most about the film, however, is how much lore there is to dig into. There are little signs and Easter eggs all over the place, and it’s fun to and catch them all.

#6 Constantine

Speaking of relishing a role, has anyone ever had as good a time playing the Devil as Peter Stormare looked like he was having in Constantine?!

Based on the DC Comics, the film stars Keanu Reeves as John Constantine, a chain-smoking demonologist, exorcist, all-around supernatural jack-of-all-trades who is approached by Det. Angela Dodson (Rachel Weisz) after her twin sister, Isabel, supposedly commits suicide. The case leads them into a demonic plot involving Gabriel–this time played by Tilda Swinton–and Satan, himself.

Though the film was panned by many, it’s still a fun watch and deserves a revisit from time to time if for nothing else than to see Stormare’s Satan chew the scenery in his own fiery fashion.

#7 The Witches of Eastwick

Three women (Cher, Susan Sarandon, and Michelle Pfeiffer) looking for a little spice in their life accidentally conjure up the Devil in the guise of Daryl Van Horne (Jack Nicholson) and chaos of every kind ensues.

That’s it. That’s the movie, and it’s worth every single minute of it. While the mood doesn’t seem entirely sinister most of the time, there are moments of real terror in this film. I don’t care what anyone says, when Veronica Cartwright starts projectile vomiting cherry pits as she descends into madness, it absolutely chills me to the bone. This is especially effective as the scene is intercut with Van Horne coaxing the women to, “Have another cherry.”

If you haven’t seen this classic in a while, it’s definitely time for a rewatch.

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Radio Silence Movies Ranked

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Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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New ‘The Watchers’ Trailer Adds More to the Mystery

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Although the trailer is almost double its original, there is still nothing we can glean from The Watchers other than a harbinger parrot who loves to say, “Try not to die.” But what do you expect this is a Shyamalan project, Ishana Night Shyamalan to be exact.

She is the daughter of twist-ending prince director M. Night Shyamalan who also has a movie coming out this year. And just like her father, Ishana is keeping everything mysterious in her movie trailer.

“You can’t see them, but they see everything,” is the tagline for this movie.

They tell us in the synopsis: “The film follows Mina, a 28-year-old artist, who gets stranded in an expansive, untouched forest in western Ireland. When Mina finds shelter, she unknowingly becomes trapped alongside three strangers who are watched and stalked by mysterious creatures each night.”

The Watchers opens theatrically on June 7.

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