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Review: “Old 37” Puts the ‘Die’ in Diesel!

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“Old 37″ is a rubberneckers nightmare come true. But be warned, these axles of evil might cost you your head.

In the grand scheme of things, horror fans have evolved into an audience that appreciates the extra effort a film maker takes to not only develop characters, but provide plenty of blood and gore in the process. “Old 37” runs on blood and the tank is never unfilled.

Prepare yourself for a ride in"Old 37"

Prepare yourself for a ride in”Old 37″ (Photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

But for all of the gore and terror, the film takes a special approach in that it gives each of its characters good reason for doing what they do. Long gone are the days where a horror movie killer preys on victims for no reason.

Horror fans still want their cookie-cutter casts to go wandering into situations that others wouldn’t dare, but nowadays they want them to have good reason to do so. In that way, “Old 37” is a frightening and effective piece of independent horror cinema.

“Old 37” manages to follow a formula, but embraces the development of character long enough to make you wonder exactly who the victims are in the story. It has a David Lynch feel; bewildering character motivations that are later explained through comprehensive flashbacks. “Old 37” would be a re-hash of clichés, if it weren’t for the expository summaries of character development.

Not-so-silent scream. (Photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

The star in the film’s title is an EMT vehicle that seems to arrive very quickly at the scene of an accident after a victim calls 9-1-1. “Old 37” is a monster driven by madness. One sees the headlights and flashing sirens roll up on the crash site and a sense of relief falls over the injured, but once the paramedics get out of the truck it is clear that they are not there to help, but to cause more damage of their own.

Like “Jaws” on the interstate, the old ambulance preys on injured drivers and hapless victims nearly dead or in shock after crashing their cars. But unlike the Spielberg monster, the vehicle is host to two brothers who drive the beast with their own motivations and neurosis in tow.

Our young heroine Amy, a well-cast and believable Caitlin Harris,  is about to begin her life, dreaming of college and escaping the restraints of Bristol County, a town restrained by woods and self-involved middle class teenagers.

 

Amy lives with her mother, a woman in so much grief after the death of her husband she begins to tramp around town with different men to ease some of the pain. This turns out to be a bad decision further into the film.

Health and safety first! (Photo courtesy Travers)

Health and safety first! (Photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

But Amy has insecurities of her own, and Brooke (Olivia Alexander), one of the most villainous teenagers I have ever seen in a horror movie makes it a point to constantly berate Amy with words and passive-aggressive dialogue.

A sudden tragedy leaves Amy without her best friend Angel (Brandi Cyrus), deepening her fear of inadequacy and leading her to make a decision to change her physical appearance, all in an attempt to capture the affection of Jordan (Jake Robinson), the town hottie. Amy does manage to capture his attention, but in the process becomes involved in a bad case of mistaken identity.

The strength of “Old 37” is that it is much more than just a horror movie. The film makers do not simply throw the teenage archetypes to the monsters. Each character, including the monsters (Kane Hodder, Bill Moseley) have a unique backstory that explain the motivations behind all of their actions.

Hodder and his new mask. (photo courtesy Travers)

Hodder and his new mask. (photo courtesy (photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

Moseley is excellent as the tormented older brother Darryl, left to care for his younger brother Jon Roy (Hodder) after the death of their mother and disappearance of their father. Darryl has not had an easy life, and again the terror of “Old 37” seems to be in its ability to expose the brutality of an abusive world, especially against children by adults.

The two psychotic brothers, following in their father’s footsteps intercept 9-1-1 calls in order to continue the legacy their father left behind. “Don’t worry, I’m a paramedic” is repeated throughout the film as the two pluck accident victims off the street and subject them to a variety of blood soaked tortures.

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Don’t you have a gurney? (photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

 

Hodder dons a very unsettling surgical mask in this movie of which its origins are revealed in a disturbing flashback. Hodder might be the only actor I know that can emote so much feeling without actually saying anything.

With all of its extra effort to engage the audience as to the problems of its characters, “Old 37” fails in some ways due to the amount of them. A useless detective character is blind to evidence literally at his feet.

And the logic of accident victims calling 9-1-1 and connecting with an operator is never fully explained. With such a small town, and so many missing persons one would think a deeper investigation would be underway, starting with the creepy scrap yard boys who happen to have an old, working EMT vehicle parked in their lot.

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The Axles of Evil (photo courtesy Rich MacDonald)

But these are details that shouldn’t take away your affection for the film. This effort from writer Paul Travers manages to embrace the horror fan and give them something extra. “Old 37” is not a movie defined by the recycling of its parts but is enhanced by the customization of its characters.

Independent horror movies are taking over the genre. The recent and cheered “It Follows” shows that the spectrum of what horror movie fans are willing to accept has changed.

But other films such as the insulting and abysmal “Muck” seem to be holding on to the idea that horror movies and their fans need only nudity and nonsensical violence to succeed. “Old 37” is the natural progression of the two; it drives the center line, keeping with the enjoyments of gore, but rarely does it pass your intelligence along the way.

“Old 37” was chosen as an “Official Selection” to play Montreal ComicCon.

“Old 37” is rated R and stars Kane Hodder, Bill Moseley, Caitlin Harris, Jake Robinson, Sascha Knopf, Olivia Alexander.

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Watch ‘The Burning’ At The Location Where It Was Filmed

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Fangoria is reporting that fans of the 1981 slasher The Burning will be able to have a screening of the film at the location where it was filmed. The movie is set at Camp Blackfoot which is actually the Stonehaven Nature Preserve in Ransomville, New York.

This ticketed event will take place on August 3. Guests will be able to take a tour of the grounds as well as enjoy some campfire snacks along with the screening of The Burning.

The Burning

The film came out in the early ’80s when teen slashers were being churned out in magnum force. Thanks to Sean S. Cunningham’s Friday the 13th, filmmakers wanted to get in on the low-budget, high-profit movie market and a casket load of these types of films were produced, some better than others.

The Burning is one of the good ones, mostly because of the special effects from Tom Savini who had just come off of his groundbreaking work on Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th. He declined to do the sequel because of its illogical premise and instead signed on to do this movie. Also, a young Jason Alexander who would later go on to play George in Seinfeld is a featured player.

Because of its practical gore, The Burning had to be heavily edited before it received an R-rating. The MPAA was under the thumb of protest groups and political bigwigs to censor violent films at the time because slashers were just so graphic and detailed in their gore.

Tickets are $50, and if you want a special t-shirt, that will cost you another $25, You can get all the information by visiting the On Set Cinema webpage.

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‘Longlegs’ Creepy “Part 2” Teaser Appears on Instagram

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Neon Films released an Insta-teaser for their horror film Longlegs today. Titled Dirty: Part 2, the clip only furthers the mystery of what we are in for when this movie is finally released on July 12.

The official logline is: FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes unexpected turns, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again.

Directed by former actor Oz Perkins who also gave us The Blackcoat’s Daughter and Gretel & Hansel, Longlegs is already creating buzz with its moody images and cryptic hints. The film is rated R for bloody violence, and disturbing images.

Longlegs stars Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, and Alicia Witt.

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Exclusive Sneak Peek: Eli Roth and Crypt TV’s VR Series ‘The Faceless Lady’ Episode Five

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Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) and Crypt TV are knocking it out of the park with their new VR show, The Faceless Lady. For those unaware, this is the first fully scripted VR horror show on the market.

Even for masters of horror like Eli Roth and Crypt TV, this is a monumental undertaking. However, if I trust anyone to change the way that we experience horror, it would be these two legends.

The Faceless Lady

Ripped from the pages of Irish folklore, The Faceless Lady tells the story of a tragic spirit cursed to wander the halls of her castle for all of eternity. However, when three young couples are invited to the castle for a series of games, their fates may soon change.

So far, the story has provided horror fans with a gripping game of life or death that doesn’t look as if it will slow down in episode five. Luckily, we have an exclusive clip that may be able to satiate your appetites until the new premiere.

Airing on 4/25 at 5pmPT/8pmET, episode five follows our final three contestants in this wicked game. As the stakes are raised ever higher, will Ella be able to fully awaken her connection with Lady Margaret?

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The newest episode can be found on Meta Quest TV. If you haven’t already, follow this link to subscribe to the series. Make sure to check out the new clip below.

Eli Roth Present’s THE FACELESS LADY S1E5 Clip: THE DUEL – YouTube

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