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How to Tell if a Horror Movie Genuinely Scared You

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Many genre fans pride themselves on not getting scared while watching a horror film. Nevertheless, once in a while a movie will stick with you after the credits roll. I actually enjoy walking away from a movie feeling a little spooked.

Have you ever experienced any lasting effects of watching a good fright film? Do the things that go bump in the night bump a little louder, a little closer? Ever have a feeling that someone is standing right behind you, convinced you can feel their breath on your neck? Wondering “Why do I do this to myself when I am home alone”?

I have definitely been there too, my friends.  Have any of the following ever happened to you?

You Start Hearing Noises

We have all been there; you just turned off the television and still have the creeps from the movie you just watched.  Maybe the floor creaks a little, or you are sure you heard the front door open. Either way, you are filled with unease by any unusual sound. I assume it is a demon coming to skin me alive, but that might just be me.

Oh no, what was that sound?  It must have been Fluffy running around again.

Wait a minute, I don’t have a cat.

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You Feel the Need to Check on your Children or Pets

It’s funny to me that watching a movie with a child or an animal in it makes you concerned for the safety of those in your home.  I am always peeking in the kids’ room just to make sure they are safe and there is not a scary monster looming in the corner.

Hey little Billy, are you okay in there or did a monster eat your face off?  No need to be alarmed, Mommy is just checking…

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You’re Afraid to go to the Basement (or Bathroom, or Garage)

This is the classic sign of a great horror movie to me – you have a debilitating fear of wandering through your own home.  I am sure many of you have had the feeling of dread when having to walk downstairs right after a good scare.

I make it a habit of staying away from dark rooms for at least 72 hours after I watch anything slightly frightening. This feeling is magnified X10 if you are at someone else’s house, heaven forbid.

Hey Sally, I’m going to run to the garage for a soda. If I’m not back in one minute and thirty two seconds, call 911 as I have surely been murdered.

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Hanging Your Foot Off the Bed is a Big No-No

Now this one happens to me even when I am not scared.  Granted, I am a giant wimp so it does not take much to freak me out.

Some nights I just want to keep my tootsies safely tucked under the covers.  I just know there is something hiding under this bed, waiting for me to dangle my tasty toe morsels over the edge so they can grab them and drag me down to the pits of hell.

Sorry monster, not today, these toes are staying firmly planted in my blanket fort of safety.

Ok, this picture is seriously terrifying. What the hell, internet??? (Image via FunnyJunk)

You Lock All the Doors and Windows

Have you ever been so freaked out after a movie that you actually felt the need to check and make sure your doors are locked? If it’s summer and the windows are open, do you have a sudden urge to close them?

I’m paranoid about locking up on a normal night so you better believe I am extra sure everything is welded shut after a couple of hours of Netflix.

Hey sweetheart, can I borrow your nail gun? I need to shut the windows.

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You Feel Like it’s Finally Time to Adopt a Very Large Dog

Nothing makes me feel safer than a giant bundle of fur that loves to bark at anything that moves.  Ideally, I would find one that is overprotective and would eat up whatever ghost is invading my personal space just like a Scooby snack.

I think all horror movie fans should just own a really big dog, as a little extra protection. Like Cujo, but without the demonic rabies.

Little Billy, please make sure to take Fido with you when you go to the basement. There may be a serial killer down there.

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Your Closet Feels Like a Portal to an Evil Alternate Dimension

Closets are creepy.  Dark closets, in the corner of a dark room, are even creepier. Sometimes I am convinced I hear a sound over there, or maybe the door moved just a little. Maybe there is a glowing eye peeking out from inside, just watching and waiting.

Well, guess what, you little bundle of evil – I have insomnia so I never sleep. Joke’s on you, you savage beast.

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You Hide Your Head Under the Covers

Alright everyone, this move right here is not just for kids. It can totally work for us too. This is my go-to move after watching a movie with jump scares. I’m convinced that if I open my eyes, a big scary monster will be inches away from my face.

So, to prevent my imminent death, I just pull those covers up and BAM I’m safe. We all know that the boogeyman cannot break through the magical force field of the quilt your grandma made you for your birthday.

Thanks again for the quilt, Gram-Gram!

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What movie made you feel the most frightened afterward?  What gave you the most nightmares as an adult, or as a kid? Is there a movie that – to this day – still makes the hair on the back of your neck stand up? Share your thoughts the comments below!

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Thrills and Chills: Ranking ‘Radio Silence’ Films from Bloody Brilliant to Just Bloody

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Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

#1. Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

#2. Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

#3. Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

#4 Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

#5. V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

#6. Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

#7. Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

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Perhaps the Scariest, Most Disturbing Series of The Year

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You may have never heard of Richard Gadd, but that will probably change after this month. His mini-series Baby Reindeer just hit Netflix and it’s a terrifying deep dive into abuse, addiction, and mental illness. What is even scarier is that it’s based on Gadd’s real-life hardships.

The crux of the story is about a man named Donny Dunn played by Gadd who wants to be a stand-up comedian, but it’s not working out so well thanks to stage fright stemming from his insecurity.

One day at his day job he meets a woman named Martha, played to unhinged perfection by Jessica Gunning, who is instantly charmed by Donny’s kindness and good looks. It doesn’t take long before she nicknames him “Baby Reindeer” and begins to relentlessly stalk him. But that is just the apex of Donny’s problems, he has his own incredibly disturbing issues.

This mini-series should come with a lot of triggers, so just be warned it is not for the faint of heart. The horrors here don’t come from blood and gore, but from physical and mental abuse that go beyond any physiological thriller you may have ever seen.

“It’s very emotionally true, obviously: I was severely stalked and severely abused,” Gadd said to People, explaining why he changed some aspects of the story. “But we wanted it to exist in the sphere of art, as well as protect the people it’s based on.”

The series has gained momentum thanks to positive word-of-mouth, and Gadd is getting used to the notoriety.

“It’s clearly struck a chord,” he told The Guardian. “I really did believe in it, but it’s taken off so quickly that I do feel a bit windswept.”

You can stream Baby Reindeer on Netflix right now.

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, please contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or go to rainn.org.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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