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Five Horror Pets that Played with our Hearts

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If you’re anything like me you cheer on the pets in a movie to make it until the end credits, even if that pet isn’t necessarily good.  There’s just something about those big brown eyes and fluffy tail, or twitchy nose that always gets me right in the feels.  Here is a list of top five horror pets that we love to cheer on, whether they’re good or… a little less inclined to be.

 

Pet Sematary: Church

Stephen King’s novel turned movie Pet Sematary reminds us of the pain we experience when we learn about death as a child with the passing of our first beloved pet.  However, if we could, would we bring our furry friend back to save ourselves, or others, from the inevitable grief?  That is exactly the question Louis Creed is faced with when his daughter’s cat Church is suddenly killed in his daughter’s absence.

Creed decides to roll the dice and puts the British Blue into the cursed Indian burial ground that is rumored to bring the deceased back to life.  Just like magic, or rather an ancient and evil curse, Church comes back!  Yet something isn’t quite right.

While still affectionate to his daughter as he purrs alongside her on the bed, Church is lethargic, smells horrible, has eerily glowing eyes, and becomes aggressive towards Louis.  Creed is left wondering if this new lesser version of his daughter’s beloved pet is better than letting her learn about death and grief the hard way, as everyone eventually does.

Pet Sematary Two: Zowie


While it wasn’t nearly as successful as its predecessor, Pet Sematary Two gathered a cult following as it lived on after its release on home video and DVD.  This time, instead of bringing back a frisky feline from the cursed Native American burial ground, a boy brings back his large, fluffy, and sweet natured Husky mutt named Zowie.  While it appears the dog comes back to life as before, looks can be deceiving.

Without a heartbeat, a gun wound that won’t heal, and the deteriorated blood cells similar to those of a deceased canine, it is obvious the once lovable Zowie did not come back the same.  Soon the mutt’s lovable demeanor begins to change as well.  He soon becomes as sour as the ground he was buried in.  Once sweet and aloof, Zowie becomes bloodthirsty and vicious towards other animals, and eventually turns on his young owner.

Man’s Best Friend: Max


While not met with the biggest reception after its theatrical release in 1993, then finally making its way onto DVD in 2005, Man’s Best Friend is by no means an underdog.

In this film a Tibetan Mastiff named Max is rescued from an experimental genetic research facility.  Max’s gratitude toward his new owner is endless after his rescue and relocation in her home, showering her in exhilarated tail wags and sloppy kisses.  However, his overprotective nature soon couples with some very odd behavior that shouldn’t be exhibited by any dog.  Not any naturally born dog, anyway.

It is soon revealed that Max is no ordinary pup as he displays acidic urine and an uncanny ability to understand human conversation.  He also has mental cognition skills that go far beyond even the smartest canines used by the armed forces.  Oh, and did I mention he can also climb trees and camouflage himself to be practically invisible?  Yep.  But put all those abilities aside and this pooch still has his deep rooted love for his owner in his puppy heart first and foremost, even sacrificing himself for her at the hands of the evil man who created him.

Cujo: Cujo


Stephen King really has a knack for worming fluffy critters into our hearts only to painfully yank them away.  Perhaps the most memorable killer dog in horror history is Cujo, but few recall the fact he didn’t start out so vicious.  Poor lovable Cujo was a victim of rabies, and that is what turned him into the vicious killing machine that comes to mind when his name is spoken.

In the first half of the movie you can tell the big fluffy puppy is internally fighting as the viral disease courses through his body.  He whole heartedly struggles against the new developing feelings inside that urge him to hurt his young owner and his family.  Yet inevitably the the virus reaches his central nervous system and the once happy go lucky Cujo is gone just in time to ambush a mother and her young son, trapping and terrorizing them inside of their broken down car.

Alien: Jones


While this movie rides the line between science fiction and horror depending on who you ask, Alien has one frisky cat that has captured the hearts of moviegoers everywhere.  Let’s face it, to survive the chaos that unfolded on USCSS Nostromo makes Jones one bad ass cat!

The golden tabby didn’t ask to be shoved into a cat carrier, placed in a hypersleep pod, then shot into space, but he adapted.  I’m sure the space milk and rehydrated cat food wasn’t all that good either.  Nevertheless, Jones found his own area to call home in the bowels of the Nostromo, until some guy with a cattle prod forced him out.  Then the same idiots who brought him into space brought a man killing alien to the party.  This is not what  Jones signed up for.

Let’s give Jones some props for surviving all that he did, and applaud the fact Ripley let the poor little guy stay home for some R&R in the sequel!

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Radio Silence Movies Ranked

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Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

Devil’s Due

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Perhaps the Scariest, Most Disturbing Series of The Year

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You may have never heard of Richard Gadd, but that will probably change after this month. His mini-series Baby Reindeer just hit Netflix and it’s a terrifying deep dive into abuse, addiction, and mental illness. What is even scarier is that it’s based on Gadd’s real-life hardships.

The crux of the story is about a man named Donny Dunn played by Gadd who wants to be a stand-up comedian, but it’s not working out so well thanks to stage fright stemming from his insecurity.

One day at his day job he meets a woman named Martha, played to unhinged perfection by Jessica Gunning, who is instantly charmed by Donny’s kindness and good looks. It doesn’t take long before she nicknames him “Baby Reindeer” and begins to relentlessly stalk him. But that is just the apex of Donny’s problems, he has his own incredibly disturbing issues.

This mini-series should come with a lot of triggers, so just be warned it is not for the faint of heart. The horrors here don’t come from blood and gore, but from physical and mental abuse that go beyond any physiological thriller you may have ever seen.

“It’s very emotionally true, obviously: I was severely stalked and severely abused,” Gadd said to People, explaining why he changed some aspects of the story. “But we wanted it to exist in the sphere of art, as well as protect the people it’s based on.”

The series has gained momentum thanks to positive word-of-mouth, and Gadd is getting used to the notoriety.

“It’s clearly struck a chord,” he told The Guardian. “I really did believe in it, but it’s taken off so quickly that I do feel a bit windswept.”

You can stream Baby Reindeer on Netflix right now.

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, please contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or go to rainn.org.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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