Marilyn

I used to work at the mall and at a theater in my youth. Both, taught me that Christmas music is the real ‘evil music’ in the world. Forget, Cannibal Corpse. Forget, Deicide. The real evil lies in the songs of Bing Crosby. Well, in keeping with that vibe of torturous Christmas music, Bill McClintock has done an uncanny mashup that combines Mariah Carey with Marilyn Manson. And, it works. It works too well.

It works as a Christmas song. One you can scare the relatives with this holiday even. Also, calling anything Mariah Manson or Marilyn Carey should be a crime on its own.

McClintock has done a ton of mashups that weirdly work, but this one between Marilyn and Mariah has to be the most bizarre and most holiday and most nightmare-centric.

Manson is currently out on tour in support of his new album, Heaven Upside Down. Check out the tour dates below and take solace in the fact that he won’t be playing this Christmas song.

What do you guys think about the mashup? Have a favorite musical mashup? Let us know in the comments section.

MAR 21
Knotfest Japan
Makuhari Messe, Japan
MAY 27
State Farm Arena
Atlanta, GA
MAY 29
BB&T Center
Sunrise, FL
MAY 31
Midflorida Credit Union
Tampa, FL
JUN 02
PNC Pavilion
Charlotte, NC
JUN 04
Riverbend Music Center
Cincinnati, OH
JUN 06
Hersheypark Stadium
Hershey, PA
JUN 11
KeyBank Pavilion
Pittsburgh, PA
JUN 13
Darling’s Waterfront Pavilion
Bangor, ME
JUN 16
Bell Centre
Montreal, QC
JUN 18
FirstOntario Centre
Hamilton, ON
JUN 20
Mohegan Sun Arena
Uncasville, CT
JUN 22
Madison Square Garden Arena
New York, NY
JUN 24
Hollywood Casino Amphitheater
St Louis, MO
JUN 26
Sprint Center
Kansas City, MO
JUN 28
Wells Fargo Arena
Des Moines, IA
JUL 03
Xcel Center
St Paul, MN
JUL 07
Rogers Place
Edmonton, AB
JUL 09
Pepsi Live Rogers Arena
Vancouver, BC
JUL 11
Tacoma Dome
Tacoma, WA
JUL 15
Moda Center
Portland, OR
JUL 17
Golden 1 Center
Sacramento, CA
JUL 23
Ak-Chin Pavilion
Phoenix, AZ
JUL 25
Shoreline Amphitheatre
San Francisco, CA
JUL 27
Hollywood Bowl
Los Angeles, CA
JUL 29
Mattress Firm Amphitheatre
Chula Vista, CA
JUL 31
MGM Garden Arena
Las Vegas, NV