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Welcome, my spooky darlings, to another edition of Late to the Party! While your friendly neighborhood iHorror authors are well-versed in the realm of all things horror, we do have to admit that – from time to time – a classic film will slip through the cracks. For this week’s confession, I had never before seen Adam Green’s classic swampy slasher, Hatchet.

Now, I had admitted this previously when covering the surprise fourth film in the franchise, Victor Crowley, at Toronto After Dark (read my review here). Conveniently, my lack of familiarity was not a problem as the newest film fills in enough of the backstory. But! I enjoyed it so much that I wanted to go back to the very beginning (a very good place to start).

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Adam Green’s Hatchet is a love letter to 80s slasher horror. The ensemble cast features some of the genre’s A-list stars, Robert Englund (A Nightmare on Elm Street), Tony Todd (Candyman), and Kane Hodder (Friday the 13th parts VII through X) as the hatchet-wielding butcher himself.

The plot is pretty simple – a group of tourists in New Orleans take a nighttime swamp tour, unaware that they are about to walk right into the lair of a supernaturally cursed and hideously deformed man with a penchant for vengeance (and a mighty thirst for carnage). As the shocked sightseers try to work together for survival, they are picked off one by one.

We follow Ben (Joel David Moore, Avatar) who – after a recent breakup – convinces his best friend Marcus (Deon Richmond, Scream 3) to leave the busty scenery of Mardi Gras for a haunted swamp tour. On the way, they meet Marybeth (Amara Zaragoza, Perfect Stranger), who is the only passenger on the tour who seems to know what they’re in for.

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The main characters are likable enough, but the cannon fodder serve their purpose well.

The kills are deliciously creative and wonderfully satisfying. I was brought back to a time when a victim’s most timely demise would invoke squirms from gore and squeals of glee from the audience. Hatchet may not be a deeply cognitive film, but it makes up for it in pure fun.

As a love letter to 80s splatter, all of the film’s effects are practical. Personally, I felt that the brutal and incredibly hands-on kills are Hatchet‘s strongest feature, so the realistically visceral tears and gashes are everything you could ask for.

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Kane Hodder is always a force to be reckoned with. His physicality is a blessing to the horror genre and he delivers a quiet gravitas that’s unparalleled. It’s fantastic to see him in these imposing and hyper-focused roles as he can be genuinely scary and animalistic.

When director Adam Green pairs this unbridled strength with his personal comedic timing, it’s a treat.

Hatchet shows that Green really gets horror comedy in its best form. It doesn’t dumb down the horror for the sake of the comedy – it utilizes comedy to accentuate the absurdity of the horror.

So, overall, I’m convinced. I need more of this.


Join us next Wednesday for another round of Late to the Party. Christopher McManus Jr will be watching Aliens for the very first time.

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