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‘Killer Raccoons! 2! Dark Christmas After Dark’ is Trash Pandas With Guns

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Wait! Before you click out of this article, give Killer Raccoons! 2! Dark Christmas After Dark a chance by looking at the trailer. We agree it’s no Die Hard, but honestly, who cares?

This action/thriller parody is being described as “one part Sharknado, one part Airplane! and one part Hot Shots! – all wrapped in an action-adventure.” We’d add taxidermy to that list of ingredients. The film stars: Yang Miller (Don Peyote), Ron Lynch (“Bob’s Burgers”) and Tom Lyons.

From what we can tell, terrorist trash pandas are taking over a train in this highly-anticipated sequel to Killer Raccoons (although we can’t find part one anywhere!) called Dark Christmas After Dark. 

Director Travis Irvine (Hail Yourself, America) describes this title as “the best Christmas in July movie of all time.”

Irvine is no stranger to raccoon movies. His 2005 film COONS: Night Of The Bandits Of The Night has gathered a sort of cult following among Troma Film enthusiasts.

Synopsis:

On a snowy Christmas Eve, former mild-mannered college student Casey Smallwood is released from prison after serving 10 years for underage drinking.

Eager to get out of town, he hops on the express train to Washington, D.C., but after the holiday express takes off into the winter wilderness, it’s hijacked by an angry gang of domestic terrorists and highly-intelligent, government-trained raccoons!

Not one to back down from a raccoon fight, Casey joins forces with a porter on the train to fight the terrorists, help bring down a top-secret, raccoon-controlled, military laser satellite and show those raccoons who’s in charge!

Take a look!

Killer Raccoons! 2! Dark Christmas After Dark releases on July 28th (Digital), July 31st (Theatrical, Mid-west)  and October 1st, 2020 (DVD).