What If Keanu Died Instead Of His Dog In JOHN WICK?

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John Wick is one of the bloodiest, insane, most action-packed movies in recent memory. It’s badass. It’s captivating. But most of all, it’s fun.

If you know anything about the movie, then you know that the basic storyline is this: John Wick (Keanu Reeves) is a professional hitman. He’s retired and wants to move on with his life. That seems relatively easy…until his dog is killed. This spurns a whole lot of killing and vengeance on Wick’s part.

Here’s the thing, though. No one ever wants to see the dog die. In any movie. Not even Cujo. I know it was essential to the story of the film, but damn. That one hurt. I’m not alone in thinking that either.

So someone decided to do something about it. Someone smart. Someone that may be the smartest person that ever lived. How the hell would I know? I’m just a little boy.

Freddyw, creator of RocketJump.com uploaded an incredible video titled Dog Wick to Facebook last week. And yes, it’s exactly what you think it is.

Anyway, here’s the video, courtesy once again of his Facebook page. Along with the video comes a very straightforward and hilarious description. Check it out:

“We did a video that is basically John Wick except instead Keanu dies and it’s his dog that goes on a murder spree instead.”

So, basically, yeah. That’s the video in a nutshell. Absolutely poetic.

Watch the short below and then get your butt to the theaters to see John Wick: Chapter 2! Don’t wait for it to come out on BluRay, that’s boring! Who cares if movie tickets are 47 bucks? You can’t get dynamic sound and range at home like you can at the movies, baby!

Now the question is…do you think your dog would do this for you if you died? Because I think mine would just eat my food and pee on the rug.

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