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Jump-Scare Spoiler Website Takes the Fun Out of Fright

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A few months back I wrote an article about a website that would tell you whether or not an animal dies in a movie. Now I’m back to talk about another spoiler site, this time it’s not about prop animals but taking the scare out of the movie altogether.

The site is called Where’s the Jump? and it categorizes every jump-scare contained in a movie that uses the device, they employ a large database that pinpoints the timestamp where the scare happens and an option to hide the description of the scare as to not spoil the spoiler.

There is a star system based on the intensity of the jolt along with IMDb and Rotten Tomatoes info and whether it’s available on Netflix.

It’s a sortable list that can be changed according to your priorities: do you want to be scared out of your seat with movies that rely heavily on the gimmick or a slower burn with movies that create atmosphere over alarm.

Where’s the Jump includes thrillers and science fiction films too.

Do any of you find this to be a useful tool? I mean you’re on a website that caters to horror films and what’s a horror film lately without an unexpected blow?

One of the first jump-scares that I can remember as a kid was Jaws when Richard Dreyfuss’ character Hopper investigates the hull of an abandoned boat at night. You remember; he finds a large shark’s tooth embedded in the hole but drops it after an eyeless head pops into frame causing him to panic. Think I cried in terror. I was only 8.

The next best jump scare for me didn’t come until 2000 in Final Destination when Death takes claim to the soul of a character delivering her demonstrative dialogue while walking backward into the street. You don’t need a website to tell you what comes next, but if you do, it happens at 49:21 according to Where’s the Jump?

One of the main reasons I like the genre is not necessarily for its gore. Yes, a talented SFX team is very much appreciated, and practical gags are a plus.

Where’s the Jump? only caters to online viewing or films that are available on demand which means if you are taking in the next Insidious on opening weekend you’re going to have to sit with your anxiety. To me, that’s half the price of the ticket. As an adult, I don’t go to Six Flags to ride the kiddie rides I want to be on the verge of spewing.

A true horror fan is already going to know when to expect a jump anyway, they don’t need a primer. The fridge door opens, then closes, then opens then…AIYEEE! It’s a boilerplate mindset that I have only grown slightly tired of. Less tired than the so-played-out-it’s- embarrassing found footage tropes.

I won’t be using Where’s the Jump? because I want to be scared for whatever reason. I’m sure there’s a psychological explanation that I wouldn’t understand out there somewhere, but I think the taste of fear and liking it begins at a very young age.

Remember those “Jack-in-the-Box” toys when you were a really small kid? The ones that played “Pop Goes the Weasel” when you turned the crank. If you didn’t know the song beforehand and that clown in blue polka-dots burst from the lid all of a sudden, you either screamed or laughed. I screamed, then laughed, then learned the song.

The point is, not knowing what’s going to happen in a movie, or even in life is the exhilarating part of human existence and taking that away is not fun for an able-minded, critically-thinking human being.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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