As much as I love the guy, I can’t deny that Jason Voorhees is a total dick. Sure, he just wants to avenge his drowning-by-negligence, and his mother’s brutal decapitation, and I suppose his bad attitude is totally justified, but that’s no reason to go around killing anyone and everyone who’s out to drink beer, smoke pot, make sweet love and have a good time.
You’ve been doing it for a few decades now, big guy, and I think it’s time for you to take a chill pill and reevaluate your (undead) life.
Punk band The Menzingers agrees with this sentiment, and they’ve just released an incredibly awesome music video for their song ‘I Don’t Want to be an Asshole Anymore,’ which stars none other than Mr. Voorhees himself. In the hilarious video, Jason takes a good hard look in the mirror and decides to change his stalking and slashing ways, and atone for his countless sins.
I can’t guarantee you’ll like the music, but I’m pretty damn sure you’ll dig the video, which you can check out below. It serves as proof that it’s never too late to start over… even if you spent the majority of your life punching off heads, cutting people in half and sticking machetes into the faces of wheelchair-bound athletes!