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Jason Lives is Great for Many Reasons, but None More than Cort

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The Camp Crystal Lake saga has been a smorgasbord of awesome for nearly forty years. From Pamela Voorhees (Betsy Palmer) to men who have portrayed her son, including Kane Hodder and Derek Mears, as well as final girls like Ginny (Amy Steel) and Chris (Dana Kimmell), creepy prophets of doom (Walt Gorney) and lovable buffoons like Shelly (Larry Zerner). But one character has stood out for more than three decades as the most entertaining of all.

That distinction falls to Tom Fridley, who portrayed Cort in Jason Lives: Friday the 13th Part VI (1986), which hit theatres exactly 31 years ago today.

Name another character who delivered scenes as memorable as the intricacies of Native American rock formations and “only ten more minutes.”

No really, go ahead. I’ll wait.

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Jason Lives was the franchise’s first deliberate foray into the humor and absurdity of the series, and that’s why we love it so much. It was Fridley, however, who took it to the next level. Not only clutch as the comic relief for Part VI, but in this writer’s humble opinion, easily established Cort as the funniest, most entertaining “side character” in Friday history. For a saga that runs 12 films deep, it wouldn’t be an exaggeration to refer to said statement as impressive.

Cort was just a dude who loved a good time. He rocked out on his headphones, had torn up, ‘80s fabulous jeans and was more concerned with finding things that went “bump in the night” than with anything counselor related.

Not that he let that stop him from doing his best Michael Scott, because much like our favorite Regional Manager, the kid had no qualms about riffing with authority on topics he knew nothing about.

Take the Indian markers scene for starters. From throwin’ squaws off your scent to shootin’ bows and bestin’ buffalo, Cort rattled random shit off the top of his head in an effort to drop expert knowledge on the campers. Because, hey, they’re kids, so they’ll buy it, right?

Which brings us to the RV. A fabulous song (for ’86 I suppose) and a lovely lady. Our boy was in heaven. Until Nikki (Darcy DeMoss) implored Cort to finish with the tune.

Ten minutes. The look on his face was just one more reason to love the guy.

After Mr. Voorhees (C.J. Graham) brought a premature conclusion to the proceeding by severing the power, Cort went from frisky to frightened as he ventured to investigate. “Unless you wanna look exactly like it, I suggest we make this place a memory right now.”

And we wrapped with Cort revealing that he’d never driven a house before as he rocked out to Alice Cooper, leading into one of the more memorable death scenes in franchise history.

Thom Mathews and Jennifer Cooke were fantastic as Tommy Jarvis and Megan Garris, Bob Larkin was the greatest high school grad-you-ate this side of Crazy Ralph (Walt Gorney) and David Kagen and Vincent Guastaferro were spot on as Forest Green law enforcement (wherever the red dot goes), but what cemented Jason Lives as a Friday fan favorite was Tom Fridley’s Cort.

In fact, because of John Travolta’s nephew, a Cort line perfectly encapsulates our sentiments whenever we sit through Part VI – “I am having SUCH a good time.”

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Russell Crowe To Star in Another Exorcism Movie & It’s Not a Sequel

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Maybe it’s because The Exorcist just celebrated its 50th-anniversary last year, or maybe it’s because aging Academy Award-winning actors aren’t too proud to take on obscure roles, but Russell Crowe is visiting the Devil once again in yet another possession film. And it’s not related to his last one, The Pope’s Exorcist.

According to Collider, the film titled The Exorcism was originally going to be released under the name The Georgetown Project. Rights for its North American release were once in the hands of Miramax but then went to Vertical Entertainment. It will release on June 7 in theaters then head over to Shudder for subscribers.

Crowe will also star in this year’s upcoming Kraven the Hunter which is set to drop in theaters on August 30.

As for The Exorcism, Collider provides us with what it’s about:

“The film centers around actor Anthony Miller (Crowe), whose troubles come to the forefront as he shoots a supernatural horror movie. His estranged daughter (Ryan Simpkins) has to figure out whether he’s lapsing into his past addictions, or if something even more horrific is occurring. “

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New F-Bomb Laden ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Trailer: Bloody Buddy Movie

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Deadpool & Wolverine might be the buddy movie of the decade. The two heterodox superheroes are back in the latest trailer for the summer blockbuster, this time with more f-bombs than a gangster film.

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This time the focus is on Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman. The adamantium-infused X-Man is having a bit of a pity party when Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) arrives on the scene who then tries to convince him to team up for selfish reasons. The result is a profanity-filled trailer with a Strange surprise at the end.

Deadpool & Wolverine is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. It comes out on July 26. Here is the latest trailer, and we suggest if you are at work and your space isn’t private, you might want to put in headphones.

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Original Blair Witch Cast Ask Lionsgate for Retroactive Residuals in Light of New Film

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Jason Blum is planning to reboot The Blair Witch Project for the second time. That’s a fairly large task considering none of the reboots or sequels have managed to capture the magic of the 1999 film that brought found footage into the mainstream.

This idea has not been lost on the original Blair Witch cast, who has recently reached out to Lionsgate to ask for what they feel is fair compensation for their role in the pivotal film. Lionsgate gained access to The Blair Witch Project in 2003 when they purchased Artisan Entertainment.

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The Blair Witch Project Cast

However, Artisan Entertainment was an independent studio before its purchase, meaning the actors were not part of SAG-AFTRA. As a result, the cast are not entitled to the same residuals from the project as actors in other major films. The cast doesn’t feel that the studio should be able to continue to profit off of their hard work and likenesses without fair compensation.

Their most recent request asks for “meaningful consultation on any future ‘Blair Witch’ reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc., in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.”

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At this time, Lionsgate has not offered any comment about this issue.

The full statement made by the cast can be found below.

OUR ASKS OF LIONSGATE (From Heather, Michael & Josh, stars of “The Blair Witch Project”):

1. Retroactive + future residual payments to Heather, Michael and Josh for acting services rendered in the original BWP, equivalent to the sum that would’ve been allotted through SAG-AFTRA, had we had proper union or legal representation when the film was made.

2. Meaningful consultation on any future Blair Witch reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc…, in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.

Note: Our film has now been rebooted twice, both times were a disappointment from a fan/box office/critical perspective. Neither of these films were made with significant creative input from the original team. As the insiders who created the Blair Witch and have been listening to what fans love & want for 25 years, we’re your single greatest, yet thus-far un-utilized secret-weapon!

3. “The Blair Witch Grant”: A 60k grant (the budget of our original movie), paid out yearly by Lionsgate, to an unknown/aspiring genre filmmaker to assist in making theirfirst feature film. This is a GRANT, not a development fund, hence Lionsgate will not own any of the underlying rights to the project.

A PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM THE DIRECTORS & PRODUCERS OF “THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT”:

As we near the 25th anniversary of The Blair Witch Project, our pride in the storyworld we created and the film we produced is reaffirmed by the recent announcement of a reboot by horror icons Jason Blum and James Wan.

While we, the original filmmakers, respect Lionsgate’s right to monetize the intellectual property as it sees fit, we must highlight the significant contributions of the original cast — Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Mike Williams. As the literal faces of what has become a franchise, their likenesses, voices, and real names are inseparably tied to The Blair Witch Project. Their unique contributions not only defined the film’s authenticity but continue to resonate with audiences around the world.

We celebrate our film’s legacy, and equally, we believe the actors deserve to be celebrated for their enduring association with the franchise.

Sincerely, Eduardo Sanchez, Dan Myrick, Gregg Hale, Robin Cowie, and Michael Monello

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