Connect with us

News

Cutthroat Theatre: Live Tweet TEETH RECAP!

Published

on

yLoNZvo

Aw yes, those were the glorious screams that were coming from living rooms around the land as we sat down to watch 2007’s Teeth in Cutthroat Theatre. If you need some context to what happened on Sunday CLICK HERE! Did you miss the opportunity to join us? Well lucky for you we picked out the best of the best and presenting them with pictures, clips, and gifs! So join us as we look back on Cutthroat Theatre Presents: Teeth!

***Warning! Teeth is a film that covers some very NSFW material. We obviously responded to this with the grace of a 5 yr old who just drank a gallon of Kool-Aid. Proceed with caution***

Pre-Show:

Lets get some snacks!

Lets get some snacks!

Many Theatre patrons shared what snack and beverages they would be having during the Pre-show:

Screen Shot 2015-07-27 at 2.00.18 PM

I would be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous of Jay’s brandy.

But then, SHOWTIME!

Screen Shot 2015-07-27 at 2.03.04 PM

Already with the weird hashtags.

Then the movie hits us with Shots of the local power plant which is suppose to explain the teeth and the mother’s cancer, even though they never out right say it, they sure do drive this point across:

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.31.43 AM
Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.54.28 PMScreen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.46.43 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.33.59 AM

Then of course We had a little fun at the expense of Nick Jonas, as one of the victims looks like him:

Teeth-628x506Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.34.36 AM
I mean, can you blame us?
Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.41.47 AM

Michele getting way too excited about the Nick Jonas look-alike, or for penis mutilation, can’t tell……

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.42.51 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.45.41 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.43.40 AM

Aquaman Underroos. Gets them every time.

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.43.48 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.47.08 AM

Pun FULY intended!

At one point they mention avoiding a PG-13 movie. Of course we couldn’t let that go:

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.39.40 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.43.15 AM

Then there were some creepy kids, because this movie wasn’t already an advert for abstinence:

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.47.32 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.47.54 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.47.32 AM

Naturally after one’s vagina bites off their partner’s penis one would want to go to the OBGYN:

[iframe id=”https://www.youtube.com/embed/T09auuVKHO4″ align=”center” mode=”normal” autoplay=”no”]

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.51.16 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.51.52 AM

Then one of her “victims” was some dillweed who thought business cards were the way to a woman’s heart:

giphy

Specifically this dillweed.

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.48.50 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.48.41 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.53.32 AM

And did we Mention her psychotic step brother who is in love with her? No?:

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.40.36 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.40.58 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.49.10 AM

For context, Brad (the step brother) punch a casanova in the face. It was glorious.

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.42.25 AMScreen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.55.21 AM

This of course ended in a great finale of something awful happening to a penis (seeing a trend here?):

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.56.33 PM

This was then followed by this elderly gentlemen:

tumblr_ndjnny2xy01rfzg5po1_500

This makes me very uncomfortable.

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.53.36 PM

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.52.29 PM

So what did everyone think about the film?:

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.51.44 PM

Screen Shot 2015-07-28 at 11.52.48 PM

We would just like to take a moment to thank everyone who joined in on the fun! We certainly had a blast watching this film with everyone and will be bring more Live Tweet viewings in future installments of CUTTHROAT THEATRE!

teeth-movie

 

AND NOW: Quotes made better when taken out of context!

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.42.07 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.51.38 AMScreen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.52.13 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.52.47 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.53.05 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.33.11 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.34.54 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.36.20 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.36.54 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.38.35 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.40.15 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.41.33 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.46.08 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.49.43 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.50.03 AM

Screen Shot 2015-07-29 at 12.44.04 AM

 

'Civil War' Review: Is It Worth Watching?

Click to comment

You must be logged in to post a comment Login

Leave a Reply

Movies

Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

Published

on

The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

'Civil War' Review: Is It Worth Watching?

Continue Reading

News

Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween

Published

on

lizzie borden house

Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.

The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.

“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.

Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.

Inside the Lizzie Borden House

The prize also includes:

An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings

A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear

A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room

A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course

The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II

Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two

“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”

Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.

'Civil War' Review: Is It Worth Watching?

Continue Reading

Movies

’28 Years Later’ Trilogy Taking Shape With Serious Star Power

Published

on

28 years later

Danny Boyle is revisiting his 28 Days Later universe with three new films. He will direct the first, 28 Years Later, with two more to follow. Deadline is reporting that sources say Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Ralph Fiennes have been cast for the first entry, a sequel to the original. Details are being kept under wraps so we don’t know how or if the first original sequel 28 Weeks Later fits into the project.

Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Ralph Fiennes

Boyle will direct the first movie but it’s unclear which role he will take on in the subsequent films. What is known is Candyman (2021) director Nia DaCosta is scheduled to direct the second film in this trilogy and that the third will be filmed immediately afterward. Whether DaCosta will direct both is still unclear.

Alex Garland is writing the scripts. Garland is having a successful time at the box office right now. He wrote and directed the current action/thriller Civil War which was just knocked out of the theatrical top spot by Radio Silence’s Abigail.

There is no word yet on when, or where, 28 Years Later will start production.

28 Days Later

The original film followed Jim (Cillian Murphy) who wakes from a coma to find that London is currently dealing with a zombie outbreak.

'Civil War' Review: Is It Worth Watching?

Continue Reading