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The Hottest Men in Horror: My Favorite Sexy Men in Some of their Scariest Roles

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Let’s face it, we’re all in love with a genre that, for better or worse, has always put a lot of emphasis on the female form and how many ways it can be exposed.  Until I was 16 years old, I honestly don’t think I ever saw a horror film that didn’t involved the obligatory naked breasts just before some buxom beauty got wasted.  We could spend a lot of time talking about the ins and outs of why that is acceptable and why it shouldn’t be in this day and age, but I thought I would turn the tables around on this one.

So, for all my ladies and my fellow gay men out there who love a hunk that might end up covered in blood before the final credits, this list of the hottest men in horror is for you!

1. The Men of True Blood

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When I first heard that HBO was going to be adapting Charlaine Harris’s Sookie Stackhouse novels into a television series, I was excited and a bit apprehensive.  I had come to love the novels, but I had very definite ideas in my head about what her sexy characters should look like.  Turns out I had zero to worry about.  I wish I could have been on the casting team who got interview these hot actors and hire them onto the series.  Ryan Kwanten, Sam Trammell, Stephen Moyer, Alexander Skarsgard, and Joe Manganiello brought some serious beefcake to the screen, and even if the plots did get a little out there before it was all over (they left the novels behind after the first season)…well who the hell cares?  Turn the volume down and watch these guys get naked!

2.  Christian Bale in American Psycho

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There’s this moment, at the beginning of American Psycho, when Christian Bale’s character, Patrick Bateman, is doing his morning exercises.  He’s lying on his back doing sit ups and stretches and I have to be honest, I completely forgot to pay attention to the voice over and thus the exposition to the film I was about to watch.  In those few sexy moments, my world was filled with abs, biceps, calves, thighs and that ass.  And I was okay with that.  Later on, as a naked, chainsaw wielding Patrick chases one of his victims down the hall, I laughed maniacally and paused it for a few seconds to appreciate that ass just one last time.

3.  Chad Michael Murray in A Haunting in Connecticut 2: Ghosts of Georgia

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All right, Chad Michael Murray has always been a pretty man.  I never saw him in “One Tree Hill”, but later on, in House of Wax, he definitely found a place on my landscape of handsome Hollywood men.  However, that didn’t compare in the least to his sex appeal in A Haunting in Connecticut 2.  I don’t know if it was the fact that he had just a few more years to mature or the fact that he was playing a dad who so obviously cared about his family, but his sex appeal tripled for me in this role.  I’ve watched it several times just to watch him sweat through that awesome undershirt.

4.  Tyler Hoechlin in MTV’s Teen Wolf

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Teen Wolf?  As a TV series?  Why?  Yeah, I asked the question.  So, it comes on and my friends immediately start talking about it.  In an article I published here recently, I wrote about how wonderful the show has been for the LGBTQ community with its positive portrayals and message of inclusion.  They were talking about this, of course, but I also kept hearing, “And they’re so hot!”  So, after a couple of weeks, I sat down to see what all the fuss was about.  Tyler Hoechlin walks out of his room shirtless and I was sold.  This is one hot man and when he gets that feral look in his eyes before he lets the wolf out, his isn’t the only one in the room whose pulse is racing!

5. Vincent D’Onofrio in The Cell

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One of the most visually stunning films on the list, The Cell pushed viewers to their limits as Jennifer Lopez searched the mind of a serial killer to find out where his latest victim was being held.  She began to encounter the various physical and psychic forms of his personality.  Though he was the bad guy, there was something appealing and alluring about D’Onofrio in this film.  His madness was stunning to behold.  Who can forget the scene where he stood from the throne and we realized that the fabric that lined the walls was attached to his back?  It was brilliantly, disturbingly erotic.

6.  The Men of The Covenant

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The Sons of Ipswich…four male witches, each one hotter than the last.  It took no convincing to get me into the theater for opening day of this male version of The Craft.  I was very nearly first in line.  Did I mention they’re on the swim team at their school?  And their swim suits are very, very tiny…  If you like your witches ripped and on the masculine side, be sure to check this one out!

7.  Scott Speedman in Underworld

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Michael Corvin has been through hell.  Drawn into a battle that has raged for hundreds of years between vampires and lycans, he is first bitten by a lycan and then receives a bite from a vampire.  In the end of the first film, he becomes both.  I remember watching with a friend as he became this dangerous hybrid, turning to her, and saying, “Yeah, he’s still sexy as hell.”  And he was!  If you haven’t seen it, watch it!  And if you have, watch it again and let’s all collectively appreciate the raw sex appeal of Scott Speedman in this role.

8. Brad Pitt and Tom Cruise in Interview with the Vampire

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Speaking of vampires, Brad and Tom in this movie.  Enough said.  Not only sexy, but the sexual tension they managed to portray between the two characters could literally be felt in the audience.

9.  Jensen Ackles and Jared Padalecki in Supernatural

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Can you even write an article about sexy men in horror without including the Winchester brothers?  Hands down, two of the sexiest men in horror for the last decade, Sam and Dean make the CW worth watching.

I hope you’ve enjoyed this list!  I love plot and terror is essential, but sometimes, it’s nice to sit back and just watch a sexy man on screen.  Until next time, readers, keep it scary!

 

 

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New Poster Reveal For Nicolas Cage’s Survival Creature Feature ‘Arcadian’ [Trailer]

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In the latest cinematic venture featuring Nicolas Cage, Arcadian emerges as a compelling creature feature, teeming with suspense, horror, and emotional depth. RLJE Films has recently released a series of new images and a captivating poster, offering audiences a glimpse into the eerie and thrilling world of “Arcadian”. Scheduled to hit theaters on April 12, 2024, the film will later be available on Shudder and AMC+, ensuring a wide audience can experience its gripping narrative.

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The Motion Picture Association (MPA) has given this film an “R” rating for its “bloody images,” hinting at the visceral and intense experience awaiting viewers. The film draws inspiration from acclaimed horror benchmarks like “A Quiet Place,” weaving a post-apocalyptic tale of a father and his two sons navigating a desolate world. Following a catastrophic event that depopulates the planet, the family faces the dual challenge of surviving their dystopian environment and eluding mysterious nocturnal creatures.

Joining Nicolas Cage in this harrowing journey are Jaeden Martell, known for his role in “IT” (2017), Maxwell Jenkins from “Lost in Space,” and Sadie Soverall, featured in “Fate: The Winx Saga.” Directed by Ben Brewer (“The Trust”) and penned by Mike Nilon (“Braven”), “Arcadian” promises a unique blend of poignant storytelling and electrifying survival horror.

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Critics have already begun to praise “Arcadian” for its imaginative monster designs and exhilarating action sequences, with one review from Bloody Disgusting highlighting the film’s balance between emotional coming-of-age elements and heart-pounding horror. Despite sharing thematic elements with similar genre films, “Arcadian” sets itself apart through its creative approach and action-driven plot, promising a cinematic experience filled with mystery, suspense, and relentless thrills.

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‘Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3’ Is a Go with Enhanced Budget and New Characters

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Wow, they’re churning things out fast! The upcoming sequel “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3” is officially moving forward, promising an expanded narrative with a larger budget and the introduction of beloved characters from A.A. Milne’s original tales. As confirmed by Variety, the third installment in the horror franchise will welcome Rabbit, the heffalumps, and the woozles into its dark and twisted narrative.

This sequel is a part of an ambitious cinematic universe that reimagines children’s stories as horror tales. Alongside “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” and its first sequel, the universe includes films such as “Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare”, “Bambi: The Reckoning,” and “Pinocchio Unstrung”. These movies are set to converge in the crossover event “Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble,” slated for a 2025 release.

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The creation of these films was made possible when A.A. Milne’s 1926 children’s book “Winnie-the-Pooh” entered the public domain last year, allowing filmmakers to explore these cherished characters in unprecedented ways. Director Rhys Frake-Waterfield and producer Scott Jeffrey Chambers, of Jagged Edge Productions, have led the charge in this innovative endeavor.

The inclusion of Rabbit, heffalumps, and woozles in the upcoming sequel introduces a new layer to the franchise. In Milne’s original stories, heffalumps are imagined creatures resembling elephants, while woozles are known for their weasel-like characteristics and a penchant for stealing honey. Their roles in the narrative remain to be seen, but their addition promises to enrich the horror universe with deeper connections to the source material.

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How to Watch ‘Late Night with the Devil’ from Home: Dates and Platforms

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For fans eager to dive into one of this year’s most talked-about horror films from the comfort of their own home, “Late Night with the Devil” will be available for streaming exclusively on Shudder starting April 19, 2024. This announcement has been highly anticipated following the film’s successful theatrical release by IFC Films, which saw it earning rave reviews and a record-breaking opening weekend for the distributor.

“Late Night with the Devil” emerges as a standout horror film, captivating audiences and critics alike, with Stephen King himself offering high praise for the 1977-set film. Starring David Dastmalchian, the movie unfolds on Halloween night during a live late-night talk show broadcast that disastrously unleashes evil across the nation. This found footage-style film not only delivers scares but also authentically captures the aesthetic of the 1970s, drawing viewers into its nightmarish scenario.

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The film’s initial box office success, opening to $2.8 million in 1,034 theaters, underscores its wide appeal and marks the highest opening weekend for an IFC Films release. Critically acclaimed, “Late Night with the Devil” boasts a 96% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes from 135 reviews, with the consensus praising it for rejuvenating the possession horror genre and showcasing David Dastmalchian’s exceptional performance.

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Simon Rother of iHorror.com encapsulates the film’s allure, emphasizing its immersive quality that transports viewers back to the 1970s, making them feel as if they are part of the eerie “Night Owls” Halloween broadcast. Rother lauds the film for its meticulously crafted script and the emotional and shocking journey it takes viewers on, stating, “This whole experience will have viewers of the Cairnes brothers’ film glued to their screen… The script, from beginning to end, is neatly sewn together with an ending that’ll have jaws on the floor.” You can read the full review here.

Rother further encourages audiences to watch the film, highlighting its multifaceted appeal: “Whenever it is made available to you, you must attempt to view the Cairnes Brothers’ latest project as it will make you laugh, it will creep you out, it will amaze you, and it might even strike an emotional cord.”

Set to stream on Shudder on April 19, 2024, “Late Night with the Devil” offers a compelling blend of horror, history, and heart. This film is not just a must-watch for horror aficionados but for anyone looking to be thoroughly entertained and moved by a cinematic experience that redefines the boundaries of its genre.

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