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Bring Home These Horror Themed Fireworks for the 4th This Year!

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Written by Patti Pauley

What can possibly be better than blowing shit up on the pavement and sending patriotic sparks of glory in the air in celebration of our Independence? Bill Pullman with a heartfelt America-fuck-yeah speech and Jeff Goldblum kicking alien ass? Well yeah obviously, but horror themed fireworks take a close second!

We as Americans just can’t seem to help ourselves when it comes to making the biggest, baddest, and most ridiculous line of fireworks one can think of when it comes to celebratory activities and the Fourth of July is truly no exception. Just like Apps these days, there’s a firework for just about everyone out there including horror fans. And I’ve managed to scour the interwebs and come up with the coolest boxes of explosive patriotism I could find that make your 4th just a little bit more special for us genre aficionados.

Behold the Zombie Clown from TNT Fireworks!

Obviously one does not want to infringe on those copyright issues, but we all know exactly who this is. I see what you did there TNT. Very slick.

Oh yes, a Freddy Krueger firework does exist!

Freddy, I mean the Freaky Friday firework, is made by Shogun and shoots flaming balls of fire. And if Freddy enough isn’t the selling point, the latter should be because we’re all adults here.

Cause a panic on the 4th with The Great White Shark!

Of course, this is a MUST HAVE as we all associate Jaws with Independence Day. This little diddy is made by Vulcan and can be found over at Fireworks Central. 

We can’t forget the classic Zombie themed fireworks!

Another gem sold by TNT is the Zombie Rush fountain shower of sparks and crackles. Last a good amount of time so you get a least good bang for your buck.

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What fireworks party would be complete without the Great Godzilla?!

Photo credit: Kate Sherrill

He’s not only the King of the Monsters but the king of the damn 4th as well. This product is made by Brothers Pyrotechnics but unfortunately, is not available and not sure if this one will be back. Still, it’s Godzilla. So we have to include him.

 

Last but not least, this slasher themed firework from Area 51 Fireworks!

With what looks to be obviously a female Freddy with a mischievous Chucky behind her on the box art, this beast sets off 16 mortar blazes of glory into the sky.

Now that you’ve got your Fourth of flaming fun covered, always remember to be responsible as boozing and booming usually leads to hands being blown off or setting ablaze to the entire neighborhood. Stay safe and happy Independence Day!

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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