Stand out this Summer with These 10 Horror Swimsuits!

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Whether you’re looking for that perfect bathing suit to lay out and catch some rays on Amity Beach or you’re searching for a stand out piece to debut your arrival to Camp Arawak for summer camp, you want to look good!  ….Especially since it may be the last thing you’ll ever be seen wearing… so why not go out in style?!

But hey, there is a plus side!  Some of these fashionable swim wears are so gory that the killer lurking around your cabin or beach towel will think you’re already dead and move onto the bubbly blonde cheerleader in the two piece its bitsy bikini next to you!  Others are so morbidly cute you may capture their dark little heart.  Either way you’ll be spared!

Here are ten bathing suits that will showcase your inner horror goddess, whether it’s dark and morbid or cute and creepy.

1. Inside Out
Why not try wearing your insides on the outside?  The killer at your summer camp won’t know if he already killed you or not.  This extremely detailed bathing suite is from BlackMilkClothing.com  

2. Muscle Beach
Show your muscles off, literally!  This ripped muscle suit is available at aliexpress.com here!

 

3.  Bag of bones!
Show off your bare bones with this one piece swim suit!  Available in black or white from here on Amazon.com!

4. Bloody Beach Beauty!
This swimsuit will certainly deter killers from bothering you this summer with its realistic blood splatter pattern.  Available here at amazon.com!

 

5. Teeny Tiny Itsy Bitsy Bloody Bikini
Is a bikini more your style?  Try this bloody two piece on for size!  Available here form Amazon.com or here at RebelCircus.com 

6. Pushing up Roses
Looking for something a little cuter with a morbid flare?  Try this one piece skull and rose swimsuit!  Available here at RebelCircus.com!

7. Cute Bones!
Is a halter top more your style?  Try this skeleton on for style!  Available here RebelCircus.com!

 

8. What the f*#%?!
Want something to set you apart from the other happy go lucky summer campers and keep them at an arm’s length?  This is the swim suit that’s sure to do it!  Find it here on amazon.com!

 

9.  Gh…Gh…. Ghost Ship!
What better movie poster to display on a swimsuit!  Show your love for the movie Ghost Ship with this swimwear available here at amazon.com!

10. A wicked good time.
Tired of playing beach volleyball?  Try using this swimsuit to scare up some fun!  Just remember to say “goodbye” or you might have an extra cabin mate staying the night.  Available here at RebelsMarket.com 

4 COMMENTS

  1. Not a Hodder loyalist and to be fair he’s probably been in the 3 worst movies of the franchise (Jason Goes to Manhattan (you f’ed up one of the main basics, camp setting in Camp Crystal Lake or whatever other camp they rename it to), Jason Goes to Hell (can this even be considered a Jason movie?) and finally Jason X (which seemed like a bad sci-fi movie you’d catch on local cable in the 90’s). His only real good entry was part 7, thanks in huge part to Lar Park-Lincoln and the telekinetic aspect!

    I do think Hodder was one of the best Jason’s with the scripts he had to work with, but also the Jason’s before him also were great in their own ways.

    I like Mears as an actor, but I felt the whole way that Jason was written did no justice to the Jason character. He basically acted like a hunter in the woods. A combo of John Rambo and Leatherface. The minute they showed he had a prisoner, I knew this movie was off the rails. Yes, she supposedly reminded him of his mother, blah blah, to keep her alive and to fit the story, but that was just one of many flaws of this movie. This could have been any generic horror/torture porn movie entry that we’ve seen many of since the likes of Saw, Hostel, etc. They made him capable of thought. You can say he was being territorial because he was scared, but it makes no sense he would leave his comfort zone even because someone had crossed into his path so he followed them out of it. The can tripwire thing felt like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the remake from 2003, which actually was really good. That’s actually what I called this movie when I saw it in ’09, a remake of the remake of TCM. You put a skinned-face on him and he’d be more apropos as Leatherface than Jason and they also did that can tripwire alert.

    Not to rain on Mears’ birthday, and I appreciate the dedication and research he put in for his portrayal of Jason, but it just didn’t work. The fact that movie all but killed the franchise (I know other factors played a part), should be an indicator of that fact. People don’t want a “sophisticated” killer in a hockey mask stalking people outside of his killing grounds with his own underground railroad of killing tunnels. I didn’t like the later Jason’s seemingly being able to teleport, which I think they heavily did in part 8. That was just ludicrous. But in earlier movies, I think all up to 8, he never really teleported. People want Jason back to the basics, or at least I know I do. A meat and potatoes Jason.

    At least the new Friday the 13th game coming out next month got it right. They hired Kane Hodder to motion capture for Jason. The disrespect shown him by Ronny Yu and/or Newline Cinemas, they both threw each other under the bus, at least Hodder finally respect by the people that mattered, not the media industry, but the fans. For better or worse, Kane Hodder IS Jason Voorhees.

    No offense meant to Derek Mears, Happy 45th Birthday!!

  2. I am not sure why my posting is on this one, it was posted to an article about the guy who played Jason in the remake.

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