We’re just five days out from the return of Ash Williams and the Ghostbeaters, but before we sit back to enjoy the blood, gore and splatstick that Season 2 of “Ash vs Evil Dead” has to offer, the good folks over at Funny or Die took the time to ask a truly pressing question.

When you think about it, it only makes sense that someone would toss Lester Holt’s softball’s out the trailer window and go balls to the wall with a seriously probing query. Ash is running for president, after all.

And here’s what Funny or Die thought the American people had the right to know:

Aside from the slicing and dicing of Deadites, wouldn’t having a chainsaw for a right mitt be more hazardous than helpful in day-to-day life?

Undaunted as always, Ash did more than answer the question. The King had Funny or Die’s cameras follow him around for the day to demonstrate just how harmless his little attachment is when he’s off the clock.

A hint? Shemp’s and sarcasm are involved.

Season 2 of “Ash vs Evil Dead” premieres on Sunday at 8 p.m. Eastern on Starz Channel.