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Cutthroat Theatre: Live Tweet TEETH RECAP!

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Aw yes, those were the glorious screams that were coming from living rooms around the land as we sat down to watch 2007’s Teeth in Cutthroat Theatre. If you need some context to what happened on Sunday CLICK HERE! Did you miss the opportunity to join us? Well lucky for you we picked out the best of the best and presenting them with pictures, clips, and gifs! So join us as we look back on Cutthroat Theatre Presents: Teeth!

***Warning! Teeth is a film that covers some very NSFW material. We obviously responded to this with the grace of a 5 yr old who just drank a gallon of Kool-Aid. Proceed with caution***

Pre-Show:

Lets get some snacks!

Lets get some snacks!

Many Theatre patrons shared what snack and beverages they would be having during the Pre-show:

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I would be lying if I said I wasn’t jealous of Jay’s brandy.

But then, SHOWTIME!

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Already with the weird hashtags.

Then the movie hits us with Shots of the local power plant which is suppose to explain the teeth and the mother’s cancer, even though they never out right say it, they sure do drive this point across:

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Then of course We had a little fun at the expense of Nick Jonas, as one of the victims looks like him:

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I mean, can you blame us?
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Michele getting way too excited about the Nick Jonas look-alike, or for penis mutilation, can’t tell……

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Aquaman Underroos. Gets them every time.

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Pun FULY intended!

At one point they mention avoiding a PG-13 movie. Of course we couldn’t let that go:

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Then there were some creepy kids, because this movie wasn’t already an advert for abstinence:

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Naturally after one’s vagina bites off their partner’s penis one would want to go to the OBGYN:

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Then one of her “victims” was some dillweed who thought business cards were the way to a woman’s heart:

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Specifically this dillweed.

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And did we Mention her psychotic step brother who is in love with her? No?:

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For context, Brad (the step brother) punch a casanova in the face. It was glorious.

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This of course ended in a great finale of something awful happening to a penis (seeing a trend here?):

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This was then followed by this elderly gentlemen:

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This makes me very uncomfortable.

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So what did everyone think about the film?:

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We would just like to take a moment to thank everyone who joined in on the fun! We certainly had a blast watching this film with everyone and will be bring more Live Tweet viewings in future installments of CUTTHROAT THEATRE!

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AND NOW: Quotes made better when taken out of context!

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Watch ‘The Burning’ At The Location Where It Was Filmed

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Fangoria is reporting that fans of the 1981 slasher The Burning will be able to have a screening of the film at the location where it was filmed. The movie is set at Camp Blackfoot which is actually the Stonehaven Nature Preserve in Ransomville, New York.

This ticketed event will take place on August 3. Guests will be able to take a tour of the grounds as well as enjoy some campfire snacks along with the screening of The Burning.

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The film came out in the early ’80s when teen slashers were being churned out in magnum force. Thanks to Sean S. Cunningham’s Friday the 13th, filmmakers wanted to get in on the low-budget, high-profit movie market and a casket load of these types of films were produced, some better than others.

The Burning is one of the good ones, mostly because of the special effects from Tom Savini who had just come off of his groundbreaking work on Dawn of the Dead and Friday the 13th. He declined to do the sequel because of its illogical premise and instead signed on to do this movie. Also, a young Jason Alexander who would later go on to play George in Seinfeld is a featured player.

Because of its practical gore, The Burning had to be heavily edited before it received an R-rating. The MPAA was under the thumb of protest groups and political bigwigs to censor violent films at the time because slashers were just so graphic and detailed in their gore.

Tickets are $50, and if you want a special t-shirt, that will cost you another $25, You can get all the information by visiting the On Set Cinema webpage.

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‘Longlegs’ Creepy “Part 2” Teaser Appears on Instagram

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Neon Films released an Insta-teaser for their horror film Longlegs today. Titled Dirty: Part 2, the clip only furthers the mystery of what we are in for when this movie is finally released on July 12.

The official logline is: FBI Agent Lee Harker is assigned to an unsolved serial killer case that takes unexpected turns, revealing evidence of the occult. Harker discovers a personal connection to the killer and must stop him before he strikes again.

Directed by former actor Oz Perkins who also gave us The Blackcoat’s Daughter and Gretel & Hansel, Longlegs is already creating buzz with its moody images and cryptic hints. The film is rated R for bloody violence, and disturbing images.

Longlegs stars Nicolas Cage, Maika Monroe, and Alicia Witt.

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Exclusive Sneak Peek: Eli Roth and Crypt TV’s VR Series ‘The Faceless Lady’ Episode Five

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Eli Roth (Cabin Fever) and Crypt TV are knocking it out of the park with their new VR show, The Faceless Lady. For those unaware, this is the first fully scripted VR horror show on the market.

Even for masters of horror like Eli Roth and Crypt TV, this is a monumental undertaking. However, if I trust anyone to change the way that we experience horror, it would be these two legends.

The Faceless Lady

Ripped from the pages of Irish folklore, The Faceless Lady tells the story of a tragic spirit cursed to wander the halls of her castle for all of eternity. However, when three young couples are invited to the castle for a series of games, their fates may soon change.

So far, the story has provided horror fans with a gripping game of life or death that doesn’t look as if it will slow down in episode five. Luckily, we have an exclusive clip that may be able to satiate your appetites until the new premiere.

Airing on 4/25 at 5pmPT/8pmET, episode five follows our final three contestants in this wicked game. As the stakes are raised ever higher, will Ella be able to fully awaken her connection with Lady Margaret?

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The newest episode can be found on Meta Quest TV. If you haven’t already, follow this link to subscribe to the series. Make sure to check out the new clip below.

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To view in the highest resolution, adjust the quality settings in the bottom right corner of the clip.

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