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5 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Episodes That Brought Hell to Jersey

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Aqua Teen Hunger Force Halloween Episodes

If you share the superior intellect and exceptional taste of this author, then you probably enjoyed Aqua Teen Hunger Force in its heyday. The surreal series granted viewers an inside look into the adventures of Frylock, Master Shake and the loveable Meatwad. The show was so great, in fact, that you’ve probably been in a slight depression since it went off the air.

Out of all the episodes that made their way to the small screen – and even that awesome cameo of Bruce Campbell in the Aqua Teen Hunger Force movie – there were only a few installments that appealed to the horror connoisseur in all of us. Not many weeks passed without something terrifying happened, but the following five episodes take the cake.

1. Ghost of Smiley Junction

In the 11th episode of season 7, we start off our experience by watching Meatwad nearly drown as Frylock is enthralled with a new game on his phone. After rescuing himself, Meatwad remains unable to get the attention of Frylock or Master Shake. Moments later, a ghost ends up having the same problem.

In addition to plenty of poltergeist-like activity, this episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force introduces us to an unnamed specter that can flood the house with blood and make cell phones bite their users. It turns out that this little guy was killed in Smiley Junction after facing a nuclear warhead and being trapped within the city’s walls.

After managing to survive all that – well, not survive – it’s a cell phone that ends up knocking the ghost out of existence. Seems they can’t handle the signal waves from phones. Of course, this results in the ghost coming back as the ghost of himself. Which results in his prompt death from cell phone rays. Wash, rinse, repeat.

2. The Shaving

In season 2, episode 15, we’re introduced to who may be my favorite horror character in the history of Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Willie Nelson! No, not that Willie Nelson. This Willie is a sort of onion monster that crawls around like a spider, and he lives in the attic of the Aqua Teen’s home.

As it turns out, he’s not very good at being a monster. In fact, it’s Master Shake who tries his best to introduce Willie to the exciting world of horrific murder and mayhem. Alas, Shakezula’s efforts seem to be in vain. Well, that’s until the fellas head up to the attic to see Willie’s living quarters.

Spoiler alert: It doesn’t end well for Carl.

3. Dummy Love

If the words “Kill, kill! Die, die!” aren’t stuck in your head following the 7th episode of season 5, I’m guessing you weren’t really watching. Dummy Love starts out with Master Shake reading a lovely bedtime story to Meatwad: Skulldilocks and the Seven Scorpions.

Shake is successful in scaring the living hell out of Meatwad, but moments later, a package arrives with a living ventriloquist dummy inside.

Oh, and he has a knife.

This little guy is terrifying in all the right ways, but the only thing he seems to accomplish with his constant chants of “Kill, kill!” is annoying the Aqua Teens. That’s when the guys decide to kill the dummy – to absolutely no avail. Then we get introduced to a second murderous dummy. The episode ends with Shakezula behind bars for attempting to kill the dummies when they come to life.

Yeah, it’s a roller coaster ride.

4. Monster

With a name like Monster, how could season 7, episode 5 of Aqua Teen Hunger Force not be terrifying? Well, at least in the only way ATHF knows how to be terrifying. As it turns out, this episode may truly consist of some of the creepiest moments since The Tall Man hosted Aqua Teen during its Halloween night marathon.

It all starts innocently enough: Master Shake trying to scare Meatwad by convincing him that the monster in his room is real. He hopes this little game will result in his getting hired as a professional monster hunter. Instead, the guys eventually discover that the “monster” is just a gerbil.

A gerbil that happens to be possessed by a demon. Who then happens to possess Shake. Who then happens to swan dive out of a window before showing up having murdered Carl. Things get pretty dark, and Shake really does look terrifying.

5. Broodwich

If you’ve been a fan of Aqua Teen Hunger Force for any amount of time, you know about the Broodwich. No, not the Blair Witch. Screen Rant called this demonic sandwich one of the best villains in the history of the show, and no one can really argue against that point.

In case you don’t remember, here’s a quick refresher:

“It is the Broodwich. Forged in darkness from wheat harvested in hell’s half acre, baked by Beelzebub. Slathered with mayonnaise beaten from the evil eggs of dark chicken forces into sauce by the hands of a one-eyed madman. Cheese boiled from the rancid teat of a fanged cow layered with 666 separate meats from an animal which has maggots for blood.”

It also has Dijon mustard, but bacon is extra! This evil sandwich attempts to snatch Master Shake into its hellish dimension throughout the episode, and Shake manages to dodge these attacks for the most part. That is, until he agrees to free brain surgery.

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Seriously, you should never agree to free brain surgery.

Tell Us Your Favorite Aqua Teen Hunger Force Villains!

These horror episodes of Aqua Teen Hunger Force are perfect for any Halloween night marathon, but this author no doubt left some important and terrifying entities off the list. Whether it’s Shake in the video ouija game or the “100 Monster,” tell us your favorite Aqua Teen evil entities in the comments!

Oh, and if you need your daily fix of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Adult Swim has a 24-7 stream of the classic.

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Russell Crowe To Star in Another Exorcism Movie & It’s Not a Sequel

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Maybe it’s because The Exorcist just celebrated its 50th-anniversary last year, or maybe it’s because aging Academy Award-winning actors aren’t too proud to take on obscure roles, but Russell Crowe is visiting the Devil once again in yet another possession film. And it’s not related to his last one, The Pope’s Exorcist.

According to Collider, the film titled The Exorcism was originally going to be released under the name The Georgetown Project. Rights for its North American release were once in the hands of Miramax but then went to Vertical Entertainment. It will release on June 7 in theaters then head over to Shudder for subscribers.

Crowe will also star in this year’s upcoming Kraven the Hunter which is set to drop in theaters on August 30.

As for The Exorcism, Collider provides us with what it’s about:

“The film centers around actor Anthony Miller (Crowe), whose troubles come to the forefront as he shoots a supernatural horror movie. His estranged daughter (Ryan Simpkins) has to figure out whether he’s lapsing into his past addictions, or if something even more horrific is occurring. “

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New F-Bomb Laden ‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Trailer: Bloody Buddy Movie

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Deadpool & Wolverine might be the buddy movie of the decade. The two heterodox superheroes are back in the latest trailer for the summer blockbuster, this time with more f-bombs than a gangster film.

‘Deadpool & Wolverine’ Movie Trailer

This time the focus is on Wolverine played by Hugh Jackman. The adamantium-infused X-Man is having a bit of a pity party when Deadpool (Ryan Reynolds) arrives on the scene who then tries to convince him to team up for selfish reasons. The result is a profanity-filled trailer with a Strange surprise at the end.

Deadpool & Wolverine is one of the most anticipated movies of the year. It comes out on July 26. Here is the latest trailer, and we suggest if you are at work and your space isn’t private, you might want to put in headphones.

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Original Blair Witch Cast Ask Lionsgate for Retroactive Residuals in Light of New Film

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The Blair Witch Project Cast

Jason Blum is planning to reboot The Blair Witch Project for the second time. That’s a fairly large task considering none of the reboots or sequels have managed to capture the magic of the 1999 film that brought found footage into the mainstream.

This idea has not been lost on the original Blair Witch cast, who has recently reached out to Lionsgate to ask for what they feel is fair compensation for their role in the pivotal film. Lionsgate gained access to The Blair Witch Project in 2003 when they purchased Artisan Entertainment.

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The Blair Witch Project Cast

However, Artisan Entertainment was an independent studio before its purchase, meaning the actors were not part of SAG-AFTRA. As a result, the cast are not entitled to the same residuals from the project as actors in other major films. The cast doesn’t feel that the studio should be able to continue to profit off of their hard work and likenesses without fair compensation.

Their most recent request asks for “meaningful consultation on any future ‘Blair Witch’ reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc., in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.”

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At this time, Lionsgate has not offered any comment about this issue.

The full statement made by the cast can be found below.

OUR ASKS OF LIONSGATE (From Heather, Michael & Josh, stars of “The Blair Witch Project”):

1. Retroactive + future residual payments to Heather, Michael and Josh for acting services rendered in the original BWP, equivalent to the sum that would’ve been allotted through SAG-AFTRA, had we had proper union or legal representation when the film was made.

2. Meaningful consultation on any future Blair Witch reboot, sequel, prequel, toy, game, ride, escape room, etc…, in which one could reasonably assume that Heather, Michael & Josh’s names and/or likenesses will be associated for promotional purposes in the public sphere.

Note: Our film has now been rebooted twice, both times were a disappointment from a fan/box office/critical perspective. Neither of these films were made with significant creative input from the original team. As the insiders who created the Blair Witch and have been listening to what fans love & want for 25 years, we’re your single greatest, yet thus-far un-utilized secret-weapon!

3. “The Blair Witch Grant”: A 60k grant (the budget of our original movie), paid out yearly by Lionsgate, to an unknown/aspiring genre filmmaker to assist in making theirfirst feature film. This is a GRANT, not a development fund, hence Lionsgate will not own any of the underlying rights to the project.

A PUBLIC STATEMENT FROM THE DIRECTORS & PRODUCERS OF “THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT”:

As we near the 25th anniversary of The Blair Witch Project, our pride in the storyworld we created and the film we produced is reaffirmed by the recent announcement of a reboot by horror icons Jason Blum and James Wan.

While we, the original filmmakers, respect Lionsgate’s right to monetize the intellectual property as it sees fit, we must highlight the significant contributions of the original cast — Heather Donahue, Joshua Leonard, and Mike Williams. As the literal faces of what has become a franchise, their likenesses, voices, and real names are inseparably tied to The Blair Witch Project. Their unique contributions not only defined the film’s authenticity but continue to resonate with audiences around the world.

We celebrate our film’s legacy, and equally, we believe the actors deserve to be celebrated for their enduring association with the franchise.

Sincerely, Eduardo Sanchez, Dan Myrick, Gregg Hale, Robin Cowie, and Michael Monello

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