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80-Year-Old Charles Manson to Marry 26-Year-Old Follower. Cause America.

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Here on iHorror we don’t just talk about horror movies but also horror in real life, categorizing the latter posts under the banner ‘True Horror.’ And I can’t think of anything more truly horrifying than this week’s most shocking story, concerning the upcoming nuptials of supreme nutjob Charles Manson…

Just to give you a little refresher course on ole Charlie, he’s basically credited for single-handedly destroying the ‘hippie’ era and reminding America that people are inherently terrible, in the wake of his followers butchering seven people in the summer of 1969. Though the murders were carried out by Manson’s so-called ‘family,’ it was he who became synonymous with them, due to the fact that he was the brains of the operation.

It wasn’t long before Charles Manson became a household name, and in the years since Sharon Tate and friends were murdered, Manson has become somewhat of a cult icon, donning the t-shirts of misguided youths and continually amassing a stable of loyal followers and devotees. Again, people are terrible.

Yesterday, it was announced that Manson is set to marry one of those followers, a 26-year-old woman who has spent the last decade trying to free him. Though the 80-year-old Manson is locked up in prison, the marriage license has nevertheless been approved, and the wedding is likely to take place sometime next month.

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“I love him,” said bride-to-be Afton Elaine Burton, who goes by the nickname ‘Star’. “I’m with him. There’s all kinds of things.”

Yea. She sounds totally normal.

Though Manson is not typically allowed visitors, an exception for the marriage is being made, and the lovers will be allowed to invite ten non-inmate guests. ‘Star’ says the marriage will give her access to information she’s not able to view as Manson’s girlfriend, which she hopes to use in an effort to free her sadistic hero. Because God forbid we didn’t give her access to that stuff.

In a world where same-sex marriage isn’t universally legal in this country, it’s of course both sickening and horrifying that a guy like Charles Manson is provided the luxury, as the issuing of a marriage license essentially states that homosexuals are more evil than one of the most evil men in American history. Go America!

The most troubling thing about all of this, however, is that Manson’s power is entirely in the department of mind control, as his whole M.O. is convincing young women to do terrible things. If there’s ANYTHING he should be prevented from doing in prison it’s conversing with impressionable young women, and the fact that he’s now marrying one is deeply horrifying.

But hey, this is America we’re talking about, so we can likely expect Manson’s wedding to be televised, and for him to become the next reality star. We’re doomed. We’re all doomed.

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s in ‘Presumed Innocent’

Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

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The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

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