Written by Brian Linsky

There’s no doubt Jason Voorhees is one of the most notorious and violent on-screen villains the world has ever seen, but you’ve probably never seen him like this.

You may know Jason as the Goalie mask wearing killer from Friday the 13th who brutally terrorized a group of young adults around Crystal Lake, before going on to take Manhattan, but what if you had the opportunity to know Jason on a more personal level with a look into his social life?

Jason Voorhees
Greetings from Crystal Lake.

If Jason was active on Instagram, what do you think he would post about? Chances are, it wouldn’t be food pics or sunsets.

Jason Voorhees

Well, now you have the chance to follow Jason on social media courtesy of these fake Instagram posts which I created for the sole purpose of writing this article. They are meant to provide humor as we celebrate the ominous date of Friday the 13th.

Although the posts are fictitious, I’m pretty sure they’re not too far off.

Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees
Jason Voorhees

Jason Voorhees