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Women in Horror Month: 6 Real Life Lessons From Horror’s Finest Final Girls

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One of the beautiful benefits of the horror genre is that it allows its audience to witness the worst-case scenario. There’s a lot we can learn from these dreadful situations, whether it’s how to survive should we find ourselves in danger, or just general life lessons.

Yes, that’s right, there are a ton of lessons about personal growth that we can learn from the Final Girls of horror.

Though the examples are a bit extreme, the lessons learned are absolutely applicable in our daily lives. If you’re experiencing trouble with work, relationships, addictions, ambitions, or even home management (burst pipes can happen!), there is wisdom in the morality tales of our favorite scream queens.

So, to celebrate Women in Horror Month, let’s see what we’ve learned.

Laurie Strode (Halloween): Be resourceful, be prepared

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When Laurie first encounters Michael Myers, she’s certainly at a disadvantage. Protecting two children with no support, Laurie finds herself in a fight for her life using whatever she possibly can. She stabs Michael with a knitting needle, she crafts a makeshift weapon from a coat hanger, and she uses Michael’s own knife against him. Laurie is resourceful when it comes to weapons, and it ends up keeping her alive.

The lesson we can take away here is that if something unexpected comes up, use the resources available to you. Find a tool you can use for assistance, or reach out for support from a friend or professional (Dr. Loomis, perhaps). And if you have concerns that this hiccup may happen again, prepare whatever means you might need to cut its reign of terror short.

Ellen Ripley (Alien): Take no shit

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Ellen Ripley is notoriously badass. She’s strong, she’s thorough, and she will absolutely call anyone out on their bullshit. When she recognizes a bad plan, Ripley will take charge, tell you that you’re wrong, and lay out all the logic and evidence to make sure you know why.

We could all learn something from Ripley, here. If you know something is wrong, or if you have suggestions to improve, speak up to state your case. It’s better to be heard than filled with regret (or dead, if there are aliens after you).

Ginny Field (Friday the 13th Part 2): Work smarter, not harder

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When you’re going up against an obstacle as big as Jason Voorhees, you can’t just pound your way through it. Ginny knew that she was going to have to work smarter – not harder – if she wanted to survive. An aspiring child psychologist, she discovered the root of Jason’s problem and used it to her advantage.

If you have a particularly challenging task, step back and find the real source of the issue. You can save your energy by deconstructing the challenge, allowing you to approach it with a clear solution in mind. And let’s face it, you’ll need that extra energy for when your problem rears its ugly head once more.

Sidney Prescott (Scream): Make your own ending

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When faced with a horrible end concocted by two movie-obsessed maniacs, Sidney said no. She refused to let someone else determine her life; she’s the director of her own movie, and no one can take that from her.

This is a good lesson to keep in mind. Stay true to your goals and don’t give up. If there is something you’re passionate about, don’t let it go. And if someone or something else is keeping you from that goal, kindly tell them to fuck off.

Nancy Thompson (A Nightmare on Elm Street): Be your own hero

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When Nancy was in danger, she didn’t wait for someone to save her. She geared up, set an alarm, and went in to do the damn thing herself.

If you’re not where you want to be, you’ve gotta pull yourself out of that hole. Don’t wait for someone to come along and offer you the perfect opportunity; you have to put in the hard-as-hell work to make your own dreams come true.

Sally Hardesty (The Texas Chain Saw Massacre): Stay strong and know your exits

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In the face of immeasurable terror, Sally stayed strong and found her way out. Again, and again, and again. She ran away, she jumped through windows (twice), and through the trauma, she never gave up.

This lesson really goes hand-in-hand with the last one. When you find yourself in times of trouble, mark the nearest exits so you can get the hell out of there. You may get dragged back, but stay strong. Eventually, that trouble will be far behind you.

What life lessons have you learned from horror films? Share in the comments!

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

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According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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