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The Twisted Web of Spider-Man’s Lost Horror Film!

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The Twisted Web of Spider-Man’s Lost Horror Film!

Spider-Man swung into the movie scene and won audiences near and far. Critics and fans alike praised the adventures of Peter Parker (Toby Maguire) as he thwarted the dastardly efforts of the sinister Green Goblin, played by larger than life actor extraordinaire Willem Dafoe. The movie was thrilling, exciting, and full of heart and paved way for Marvel’s cinematic aspirations.

And Spider-Man, as we now know him, may have never taken off had it not been for the slick determination of one horror icon – Sam Raimi. The man who gave us The Evil Dead franchise also gave us Spider-Man. Raimi has admitted that Spidey was always his favorite super-hero, and with those first couple of films, we see just how much Raimi loved the character. There’s a lot of heart to them both and show what amazing feats a director can accomplish when studios don’t interfere with a project. SM 3 is another matter.

 

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Of course, most of you already know that. But did you know that Spider-Man’s cinematic roots go much deeper than the mind behind The Evil Dead? The Web-head has connections to Cronenberg, Aliens, and The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So buckle up as we swing right into the horrific web of Spider-Man!

Cannon, yes that Cannon – the guys responsible of Master of the Universe – got hold of the Spider-Man rights after Roger Corman lost them. Knowing how legendary The Fantastic Four is now among the bootleg circuit one can only imagine how crazy a Corman-made Spider-Man movie could have been!

Now try to imagine what Cannon would have given us! For starters, the studio had eyes on a young Tom Cruise to play the part of Peter Parker. Cruise was fresh off the success of Risky Business and was Hollywood’s sweetheart. Many readers may fall back in ghastly dread as they imagine Tom Cruise donning the famously tight-fitting Spidey duds. Oh, the horror! Honestly, though, I think it would have been an interesting role for the actor. But to me, he will forever be immortalized as Lestat.

Likewise, just as the studio knew who they wanted to play the lead hero, they also knew exactly who should play the maniacal Doctor Octavius – Bob Hoskins! Given how much Hoskins hated his role as Super Mario, I imagine he would have been a very hard sell to get back into any kind of super-hero flick. But I think he was a very interesting choice. Had they the budget Hollywood can offer today, I would have liked to have seen Hoskin’s Doc Oc. Feels like we lost a great opportunity there.

Now we all know the Spider-Man lore. A young photographer gets bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes everyone’s friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. Blessed with increased strength, agility, and the groovy ability to climb walls, Parker became the face of Marvel comics.

Well, we may know all about Spidey’s lore, but that doesn’t mean Cannon did. Nor did they feel like they needed to respect it. Who needs to be faithful to a beloved lore when you can just make one up? So in Cannon’s Spider-Man, we would have had a Peter Parker who is a little no-body employee at a science research lab run by a crazy (mad) scientist called Dr. Zork. Zork’s plan to raise up a mutant army of his own would be the motivation behind Parker’s fateful spider bite.

In this version, Pete wouldn’t wear a blue-and-red suit and fight crime. Oh no, this is Cannon, and that means he would grow eight freakin’ arms and be a monster! The producers admitted that their inspiration was the Wolf Man, where a man turns into a monstrous wolf. So why wouldn’t Spider-Man turn into a monstrous spider? Sure, makes sense to me.

 

image via comicvine, courtesy of Marvel, ‘Maximum Carnage’

 

Peter would rebel against the evil plans of his wicked maker and fight a horde of mutants. You know, the more I think of it the more this sounds a lot like the Venom plot.

This would have been a very costly film to make though, and so re-writes were in order. They came up with a Spidey vs Doctor Octopus story, but, again, it proved to be too costly. Spider-Man was then pitted up against another mad scientist, but this time around the crazy doctor turns himself into a vicious vampire. No word on whether this would have been Morbius, the living vampire or not though.

 

Directing Spider-Man

It’s worth noting the original directors who were attached to bringing this weird-little movie to life. First off we have to mention Joseph Zito, a name Friday the 13th fans will likely recognize. Zito directed Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter, one of our favorite installments in the franchise.

However, Zito only took the reigns after horror legend Tobe Hooper stepped down. That’s right, the guy who gave us The Texas Chainsaw Massacre almost directed Spider-Man. I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t be as grizzly as we might imagine, but, then again, this was Cannon and they were intent on making this into a big, bad monster bash. We very well could have seen a full-on blood and guts Spider-Man flick.

Luckily, for all of us true believers, Stan Lee vetoed all of this. He was concerned that his beloved character was being poorly represented and all the fans would know that. Stan Lee understood a very important life-lesson, one many still to this day do not quite get. Never piss off your fans. He knew we weren’t stupid and wouldn’t get behind something this outlandish.

The original design for Spider-Man was heavily based off of Cronenberg’s The Fly. No doubt that would have been one helluva interesting watch, but that’s not something Stan Lee was willing to release onto the public.

Superman IV and Masters of the Universe both came out and were financial disastrous for Cannon. Plans for Spider-Man were dropped and the company lost the rights.

That brings us to James Cameron of Terminator and Aliens. He took the character back to his roots and made his web-shooters organic, which makes sense. ‎Leonardo Dicaprio was set to play the role of Peter Parker. And I have to say that the rest of the cast is remarkable. Robyn Lively would have been Mary Jane Watson, R. Lee Ermey was set to play J. Jonah Jamerson, and I’m gonna pause right there. That was a truly lost opportunity. Could you imagine Ermey yelling at and cussing out Peter Parker? That man made profanity poetic! He would have been a hilarious Jameson!

Michael Biehn, Sandman
Lance Henricksen, Electro (just wow!)
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Doctor Octavius/Doctor Octopus. The Terminator almost donned the mechanical arms of Doc Oc, people!!!

Knowing James Cameron’s track record for making blockbuster movies, this is one project I’m truly sorry we never got. Reportedly, this film would have been a grittier take on the character with lots of sex and epic battles. We already have three of the Sinister Six right here in the movie. I can only imagine what this could have been. This sounds way more appealing than Homecoming was.

So Spider-Man went through a whole lot of re-writes and passed through the hands of a lot of horror heavyweights before being secured in Sam Raimi’s grip. And the rest is history.

So there you have it, my lovely Nasties. Stan Lee may be gone but he’ll always be alive with us through the characters he created and the legends he inspired. This has been your pal, Manic Exorcism. Have a wonderful Thanksgiving, and hey! Speaking of turkey day and the Spider, Raimi’s first Spider-Man movie actually has Thanksgiving in its plot. So maybe it’s time for a re-watch?

As Uncle Stan would say, ‘Nuff said.

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Radio Silence Movies Ranked

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Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

Devil’s Due

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Perhaps the Scariest, Most Disturbing Series of The Year

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You may have never heard of Richard Gadd, but that will probably change after this month. His mini-series Baby Reindeer just hit Netflix and it’s a terrifying deep dive into abuse, addiction, and mental illness. What is even scarier is that it’s based on Gadd’s real-life hardships.

The crux of the story is about a man named Donny Dunn played by Gadd who wants to be a stand-up comedian, but it’s not working out so well thanks to stage fright stemming from his insecurity.

One day at his day job he meets a woman named Martha, played to unhinged perfection by Jessica Gunning, who is instantly charmed by Donny’s kindness and good looks. It doesn’t take long before she nicknames him “Baby Reindeer” and begins to relentlessly stalk him. But that is just the apex of Donny’s problems, he has his own incredibly disturbing issues.

This mini-series should come with a lot of triggers, so just be warned it is not for the faint of heart. The horrors here don’t come from blood and gore, but from physical and mental abuse that go beyond any physiological thriller you may have ever seen.

“It’s very emotionally true, obviously: I was severely stalked and severely abused,” Gadd said to People, explaining why he changed some aspects of the story. “But we wanted it to exist in the sphere of art, as well as protect the people it’s based on.”

The series has gained momentum thanks to positive word-of-mouth, and Gadd is getting used to the notoriety.

“It’s clearly struck a chord,” he told The Guardian. “I really did believe in it, but it’s taken off so quickly that I do feel a bit windswept.”

You can stream Baby Reindeer on Netflix right now.

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, please contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or go to rainn.org.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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