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Happy Father’s Day: Top Five Best Horror Movie Dads

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Happy Father’s Day, horror fans! You know, it’s hard to decide who gets a worse rap in horror movies: Mom or Dads.

They’re both prone to dipping their toes in the psycho pool when they aren’t outright telling their kids that they’re just imagining something evil is going down in the neighborhood–even when the parents are the ones who unleashed the evil to begin with.

Still, in honor of the holiday, we thought we’d shine a light on a few of those sometimes well-meaning horror movie dads!

***Author’s Note: For the purpose of this list, we’re focusing on the dads who actually tried to do something good, even if their good intentions went south. For that reason, you won’t see, for instance, the old bastard father from Creepshow on this list. That dude was just evil from the start!

#1 Ed Harley, Pumpkinhead

You can hardly blame Ed Harley (the always delightful Lance Henricksen) for wanting a little revenge on the kids who killed his son, admittedly by accident, and then fled the scene. Who wouldn’t want to see them pay?

But maybe, just maybe, going to the old witch, Haggis (Florence Schauffler) and asking her to set loose the ultimate evil on them was a step too far!

No? Maybe?

Regardless, he’s the kind of dad that goes all in for his kid, and we’re wishing Ed a very Happy Father’s Dad with a condolence letter attached.

#2 Lt. Thompson, A Nightmare on Elm Street 1 & 3

Remember those dads who just ignore the problem and insist they’ve got everything under control that I mentioned above?

Nancy Thompson’s police officer dad (John Saxon) fits that bill perfectly. Nancy told that man, who if you’ll remember was part of the mob that exacted a little vigilante justice on one Freddy Kreuger once upon a time, numerous times exactly what was going on, and he spends the rest of the first movie running around trying to arrest a teenager.

I don’t know…maybe it’s just too hard to look your own dirty deeds in the face. Maybe you just can’t believe something supernatural.

Regardless, Lt. Thompson did show up in the third film and reluctantly tried to make up for some of what went down in the first round so I guess we can give him a little credit anyway.

Happy Father’s Day, Lt. Thompson! Hope you sleep well at night.

#3 Frank, 28 Days Later

Now, Frank (Brendan Gleeson) here, is an MVP among horror movie dads.

When rage zombies take over the country, he barricades himself and his daughter in their apartment, figures out a few nifty survival tricks, and welcomes Jim and Selena into their little fortified home like honored guests.

When they set out together to seek the safety of a supposed sanctuary, Frank protects his daughter, Hannah, right up until the point that a tiny drop of blood turns himself into one of the raging monsters they’ve been fleeing.

Poor Frank, it was a nasty way to go, but you kind of figured from the first time he showed up on the screen that he was on borrowed time.

Happy Father’s Day, Frank! You didn’t deserve to go out like that!

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#4 Louis Creed, Pet Sematary

You can’t really blame Louis Creed (Dale Midkiff) for wanting to keep his family together.

He was going through some serious trauma after the death of his little boy, and you have to admit, if you knew there was a way to bring a loved one back you might at least consider it.

Personally, though, I really do think he had a serious issue with “fixing things.” I mean I would have stopped after I saw what happened when the cat came back.

Unfortunately, Louis didn’t learn his lesson, and he paid for it dearly.

Happy Father’s Day, Louis! Would you do it all over again?

#5 Gabe Wilson, Us

All Gabe Wilson (Winston Duke) wanted to do was take his family on a nice summer vacation to the beach.

He is, in a lot of ways, the quintessential bumbling dad buying a broke down boat, singing in the car, embarrassing his kids, not listening to his wife when she says something’s wrong.

Still, when the chips are down, Gabe steps up. His first thought is for his family, and even though he and his wife have differences of opinions on how they should go about protecting them, he’s still in it 100% to the end.

Happy Father’s Day, Gabe! Have you figured out your wife’s secret, yet?!

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

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According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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