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What Your Favorite Villain Says About You

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Although a relatively small percentage of the population stalks and kills babysitters, cannibalizes inadequate orchestra members, or inhabit the body of a child’s doll to carry out their murderous agenda, there’s no denying that we all have a dark side. Horror movies are a safe and less felonious way to tap into that hidden part of ourselves, and occasionally we connect especially with a silver screen serial killer/murderer/cannibal/mama’s boy/what have you. Your particular spirit psycho can speak volumes about you, and since I once stayed awake through one whole community college psychology class, I feel more than qualified to give this analysis a shot.

Michael Myers

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You’re a relentless type A personality-almost to a fault. Nothing and no one can hold you back once you’ve set your mind on something, and you refuse to cut corners. To you, the ends always justify the means, and you aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty (very dirty) to finish the job you started. Your slow and steady pace and quiet, focused demeanor may lead many people to underestimate you, but those who don’t take you seriously always pay the price. Family is important to you.

Freddy Krueger

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You’re the life of every party, whether you were invited or not! Your quick wit and devil-may-care attitude make you friends very easily, but your lack of tact makes them difficult to keep. You’ve got an inventive mind and a seemingly endless supply of energy. You were also probably the reason your parents couldn’t have nice things.

Hannibal Lecter

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Oh, you’re one of those. You like to think you’re a tortured, misunderstood genius, but in reality you’re more hipster than Hannibal. More likely than not, the reason you haven’t found your “intellectual equal” is that your esoteric and overreaching commentary drives most people away almost instantly. Be honest: you own at least two pairs of suspenders, don’t you?

Pinhead

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You’re articulate and theatrical, with a flair for the dramatic. You’re gifted artistically, and rarely allow anyone to forget it. People may refer to you as an “old soul.” and you probably end up challenging authority without actually meaning to in many cases. You don’t realize it, but your boss is most likely a little intimidated by you.

Jigsaw

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Much like Manson, you have a quality about you that draws people to you. You’re an idealist and a hopeless romantic with the soul of a poet, but you’re actually quite handy in useful ways, too.  You’re charismatic, and can talk nearly anyone into doing anything; but you won’t, because you’re a sweetheart who doesn’t necessarily desire Helter Skelter.

Pennywise

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You’re most likely very successful, and if you aren’t, you know you could be. You’re a tremendous liar, and are able to manipulate people and circumstances to suit you. Although you’re very popular, you don’t care for anyone as much as they care for you, and you feel no guilt over that fact. You’re self-absorbed and self-aware, and that’s all good because you’re having a pretty awesome time rocking at life.

Norman Bates

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Hmm, Mommy issues, much? I don’t think Norman is anyone’s favorite, but if he is yours, you wouldn’t correct me. You’re very responsible, respectful, and quiet. You prefer not to make waves, and you give fabulous hugs. You lead a rich fantasy life, but that really isn’t appropriate to discuss. You’d rather not go there.

Ghostface

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You’re the kid that the other kids’ parents don’t like hanging around. You’re fearless and expect everyone around you to be, as well. Although you’re a blast to hang out with, you can be a stickler for rules and insist on order in most aspects of your life. Sure, you’re not afraid to go run around the bar without pants, but you’re going to make damn sure your pants are in their designated drawer, first.

Chucky

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You get annoyed by people very easily. You consider yourself a loner, and people see you as brusque. That doesn’t stop them from bugging you on a daily freakin’ basis, though. You’re perpetually frustrated with the paradox that is your life: everyone wants to be your friend, and you know what you want? None of it.

Buffalo Bill

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You consider yourself a free spirit, or earth child, or whatever. In reality, you’re spoiled, and a little annoying. You’re either an only child, or were your parents’ favorite before you got so irritating. You’re oblivious to this, which is ironic because almost nothing matters to you more than what other people think of you. You’re probably upset because this strikes home, but don’t worry. You can always buy yourself something pretty and forget all about it.

Jason Voorhees

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Scroll back up, read the snippet under “Michael Myers,” and think of the opposite: that’s you. You start projects and abandon them on a regular basis, and you’re more likely to fall back asleep than go out and make your dreams come true. But that’s fine, you’re cool with it, because your life is basically chaos and that’s just how you like it. The crazier things get, the more centered you feel. Things just tend to work out for you naturally, and if they don’t, there’s usually someone around to fix them for you.

Sam

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You’re the sweet, quiet one in your group that never gets any crap, because your friends are a little afraid of you. There’s something in your eyes that matches your nerves of steel, and people notice the electrifying potential lurking just beneath your surface. You aren’t afraid of confrontation or uncomfortable situations, because it never occurred to you that fear was an acceptable feeling.

Baby Firefly

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You’ve got flair, you’ve got confidence, and you always get what you want. You do what you want and you don’t care how ridiculous you look, because you are intent on enjoying the ride. You’ve got the world on a string, but you also have a generous nature and a soft spot a mile wide. People hate you ’cause they ain’t you.

The Creeper

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People consider you a bit eccentric, but you don’t know that since they’ve never said it to your face. You’re flighty and forgetful, but you have the very best intentions. You care about the environment, have gone green, and once or twice even found yourself helping your neighbors sort their recyclables. In the dark. Without them knowing.

Leatherface

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You’re a very outdoorsy sort. You can hold your own hiking, kayaking, surviving on pine cones, and the like. You find technology overrated and as far as you’re concerned, acoustic guitar is the only guitar. You love animals and much approve of the fact that Leatherface’s face is not actually leather, because skinning humans is slightly less barbaric in your eyes.

 

If your favorite villain wasn’t listed here, well, then…you’re a little extra twisted, aren’t you? And of course, if you’re unhappy with your insights, feel free to keep it to yourself, because there are no retractions in my world.

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New Poster Reveal For Nicolas Cage’s Survival Creature Feature ‘Arcadian’ [Trailer]

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In the latest cinematic venture featuring Nicolas Cage, Arcadian emerges as a compelling creature feature, teeming with suspense, horror, and emotional depth. RLJE Films has recently released a series of new images and a captivating poster, offering audiences a glimpse into the eerie and thrilling world of “Arcadian”. Scheduled to hit theaters on April 12, 2024, the film will later be available on Shudder and AMC+, ensuring a wide audience can experience its gripping narrative.

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The Motion Picture Association (MPA) has given this film an “R” rating for its “bloody images,” hinting at the visceral and intense experience awaiting viewers. The film draws inspiration from acclaimed horror benchmarks like “A Quiet Place,” weaving a post-apocalyptic tale of a father and his two sons navigating a desolate world. Following a catastrophic event that depopulates the planet, the family faces the dual challenge of surviving their dystopian environment and eluding mysterious nocturnal creatures.

Joining Nicolas Cage in this harrowing journey are Jaeden Martell, known for his role in “IT” (2017), Maxwell Jenkins from “Lost in Space,” and Sadie Soverall, featured in “Fate: The Winx Saga.” Directed by Ben Brewer (“The Trust”) and penned by Mike Nilon (“Braven”), “Arcadian” promises a unique blend of poignant storytelling and electrifying survival horror.

Maxwell Jenkins, Nicolas Cage, and Jaeden Martell 

Critics have already begun to praise “Arcadian” for its imaginative monster designs and exhilarating action sequences, with one review from Bloody Disgusting highlighting the film’s balance between emotional coming-of-age elements and heart-pounding horror. Despite sharing thematic elements with similar genre films, “Arcadian” sets itself apart through its creative approach and action-driven plot, promising a cinematic experience filled with mystery, suspense, and relentless thrills.

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‘Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3’ Is a Go with Enhanced Budget and New Characters

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Wow, they’re churning things out fast! The upcoming sequel “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey 3” is officially moving forward, promising an expanded narrative with a larger budget and the introduction of beloved characters from A.A. Milne’s original tales. As confirmed by Variety, the third installment in the horror franchise will welcome Rabbit, the heffalumps, and the woozles into its dark and twisted narrative.

This sequel is a part of an ambitious cinematic universe that reimagines children’s stories as horror tales. Alongside “Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey” and its first sequel, the universe includes films such as “Peter Pan’s Neverland Nightmare”, “Bambi: The Reckoning,” and “Pinocchio Unstrung”. These movies are set to converge in the crossover event “Poohniverse: Monsters Assemble,” slated for a 2025 release.

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The creation of these films was made possible when A.A. Milne’s 1926 children’s book “Winnie-the-Pooh” entered the public domain last year, allowing filmmakers to explore these cherished characters in unprecedented ways. Director Rhys Frake-Waterfield and producer Scott Jeffrey Chambers, of Jagged Edge Productions, have led the charge in this innovative endeavor.

The inclusion of Rabbit, heffalumps, and woozles in the upcoming sequel introduces a new layer to the franchise. In Milne’s original stories, heffalumps are imagined creatures resembling elephants, while woozles are known for their weasel-like characteristics and a penchant for stealing honey. Their roles in the narrative remain to be seen, but their addition promises to enrich the horror universe with deeper connections to the source material.

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How to Watch ‘Late Night with the Devil’ from Home: Dates and Platforms

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For fans eager to dive into one of this year’s most talked-about horror films from the comfort of their own home, “Late Night with the Devil” will be available for streaming exclusively on Shudder starting April 19, 2024. This announcement has been highly anticipated following the film’s successful theatrical release by IFC Films, which saw it earning rave reviews and a record-breaking opening weekend for the distributor.

“Late Night with the Devil” emerges as a standout horror film, captivating audiences and critics alike, with Stephen King himself offering high praise for the 1977-set film. Starring David Dastmalchian, the movie unfolds on Halloween night during a live late-night talk show broadcast that disastrously unleashes evil across the nation. This found footage-style film not only delivers scares but also authentically captures the aesthetic of the 1970s, drawing viewers into its nightmarish scenario.

David Dastmalchian in Late Night with the Devil

The film’s initial box office success, opening to $2.8 million in 1,034 theaters, underscores its wide appeal and marks the highest opening weekend for an IFC Films release. Critically acclaimed, “Late Night with the Devil” boasts a 96% positive rating on Rotten Tomatoes from 135 reviews, with the consensus praising it for rejuvenating the possession horror genre and showcasing David Dastmalchian’s exceptional performance.

Rotten Tomatoes score as of 3/28/2024

Simon Rother of iHorror.com encapsulates the film’s allure, emphasizing its immersive quality that transports viewers back to the 1970s, making them feel as if they are part of the eerie “Night Owls” Halloween broadcast. Rother lauds the film for its meticulously crafted script and the emotional and shocking journey it takes viewers on, stating, “This whole experience will have viewers of the Cairnes brothers’ film glued to their screen… The script, from beginning to end, is neatly sewn together with an ending that’ll have jaws on the floor.” You can read the full review here.

Rother further encourages audiences to watch the film, highlighting its multifaceted appeal: “Whenever it is made available to you, you must attempt to view the Cairnes Brothers’ latest project as it will make you laugh, it will creep you out, it will amaze you, and it might even strike an emotional cord.”

Set to stream on Shudder on April 19, 2024, “Late Night with the Devil” offers a compelling blend of horror, history, and heart. This film is not just a must-watch for horror aficionados but for anyone looking to be thoroughly entertained and moved by a cinematic experience that redefines the boundaries of its genre.

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