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5 Horror Films That Are So Bad They’re Good

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There are no shortage of terrible horror movies out there in the wild, especially those of the horror variety.  For some reason it seems that the horror genre in general attracts terrible films.  For whatever reason it may be, and let’s be honest with ourselves there are to many to name off, there are still quite a few movies out there that aren’t as bad as everyone believes.

This brings us to an interesting little genre in our macabre twisted world.  Horror Films so bad, they’re enjoyable in a masochistic sort of way.  Obviously not everyone out there enjoys bad horror, but those of us that do are able to find beauty and entertainment where others see garbage and a waste of time.

So lets sit back and take a look at 5 horror films that are so grotesquely awful, that they’re beautifully entertaining.

Skinned Deep

Skinned Deep is a film I expect not many have had the pleasure of seeing.  The film wears it’s inspiration on its sleeve loud and proud, and what happened to motivate this film was none other than the horror classic The Texas Chainsaw Massacre.  Enough is done differently to differentiate the two films from one another but the similarities are there.

Both follow a deranged family hellbent on causing chaos and mayhem every stride of the way.  Instead of a masked madman chasing teens with a chainsaw, in Skinned Deep we are treated to such characters as Brain.  Who as his name would suggest has an enormous throbbing brain and is the most normal character you will meet in this deranged family.

However, the one character who absolutely steals the show is none other than the Surgeon General.   Armed with an unusual knife and a bear trap for a mouth Surgeon General is absolutely ridiculous to look at and only solidifies the so bad its good quality of the overall movie.

Skinned Deep

Skinned Deep also features Warwick Davis so fans of his work should be in a for a treat with his performance in this gem.  To say more would only ruin the “plot” of this film just trust me on this one.  If your’e a fan of the B-movie sub-genre then you will love Skinned Deep.

Hellraiser: Hellworld

Hellraiser is an established series in the horror genre that many are familiar with.  The first two films are excellent works of horror and the second sequel could have served as an satisfying end to the story of the cenobites.  However much like the titular cenobites this series has such sites to show us.

Hellworld is the 7th sequel to the original Hellraiser film.  Yes the seventh sequel, and certainly not the last. Another is already on the way with some interesting news for the future of the franchise.  Now as one would expect with so many sequels, the overall quality of the movies would begin to decline over time.  That isn’t suffice to say though that this series has some real gems hiding away.

This particular sequel in the franchise is different from all the rest that came before it.  It’s so different that many fans of the original don’t recognize this as a part of the series.  That is a valid argument to make however the film shouldn’t be discredited because of the strange decisions made while making it.

Hellworld follows a group of young adults after a friend of theirs commits suicide.  It is believed that he was driven to suicide because of a fictional game that all the friends play, Hellworld.  And within that game there lies a hidden invitation to a party at a spooky mansion for those who can solve the accursed puzzle box fans of this series are familiar with.

Hellraiser Lament Configuration

If you choose to watch this film do not expect it be like any other Hellraiser film.  This particular sequel is more alike to films like Saw than its namesake.  To say anymore would spoil the fun of the movie.  It’s worth a watch and a few laughs at the strange direction this one took, and definitely deserves it’s place in the so bad its good category.

Christmas Evil

Where does one even begin when trying to describe this film.  Well for starters it’s another Christmas themed slasher movie, with the killer dressing up like Santa Claus.  While this particular concept is pretty common nowadays especially around the holiday season, this film was one of the early adopters of the idea of a killer Santa.

The plot to this one is similar to that of it’s best comparison Silent Night Deadly Night, however there is one major difference in Christmas Evil that separates the two films. Both films follow a man who witnesses a traumatizing event as a child with the perpetrator being dressed as Santa.  This spirals both men’s lives out of control in both stories.

Brandon Maggart Christmas Evil

The key difference with Christmas Evil however is that our killer Santa, Harry, is driven to kill because of his love for Christmas.  He is a devout believer in all things holly and jolly and only wants to live his life like a real Santa Claus.  He even goes so far as to work at a toy factory on an assembly line just like a elf.

Christmas Evil is at its core a holiday slasher flick.  However the combination of bad acting, nonsensical story and the absolute mind boggling ending make this movie a piece of horror comedy gold.  The ending alone is enough to warrant watching this one, unless you’ve seen it before you’ll never be able to guess how this one decides to end the story.

Jason X

This particular film being on this list i’m more than certain will upset several Friday The 13th fans, however it deserves a spot on this list none the less.  With Paramount’s first Friday film they did the only thing that would make sense, killed off Jason and made further sequels impossible.  Or did they?

Jason X is special because it takes the story away from Camp Crystal Lake, a move that wasn’t done since Jason Takes Manhattan.  Obviously the only thing that could possibly top that glorious film is Jason harassing teenagers in space.  Creating some strange SYFY slasher combo that never really knows what it is that it’s gunning for.

This is easily one of the weakest entries in the Friday The 13th franchise, however that doesn’t mean this film isn’t worth checking out.  All the things that are needed for a slasher are still present in this movie.  We have Jason running around a secluded environment with plenty of fresh young fodder to slaughter in creative gruesome ways.

And that is one thing that this film did accomplish above all else.  Just about every kill Jason pulls off gets more and more gruesome and even more entertaining.  If your’e a hardcore fan of the Friday The 13th series then you may need a drink or two to survive this take on Jason, but it’ll be an entertaining none the less.

Troll 2

And here we have it ladies and gentlemen, the magnum opus of terrible films.  Troll 2 is widely considered to be the worst film ever to grace our eye-holes.  This film is so terrible that a full length documentary was made on it detailing just how terrible of a film it is and what it is that makes it so bad.

With all the problems it  has though, it’s still a great time to sit through and watch.  The acting is terrible, the plot makes no sense and the costume design, well I’ll let you see that one for yourself.

This film is absolutely atrocious and borderline offensive with how terrible it is, but all that combines together to create this sickening charm to the whole thing.  No matter how much I attempt to tell myself I hate this film I can’t help but to laugh or smile when thinking about it.  The thought alone that the creators thought it was ready for public viewing is enough to elicit a smile.

Troll 2 does what so many horror films attempt and fail at doing almost completely on accident.  It has crafted an experience so utterly terrible and painful to go through, that it’s an experience most everyone should have.

Even if you don’t like the film or bad movies in general, this is something everyone needs to see to remind ourselves that we as a species collectively allowed this to happen.  And it should always serve as the magnum opus for the So Bad It’s Good genre of horror.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Radio Silence Movies Ranked

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Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

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Perhaps the Scariest, Most Disturbing Series of The Year

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You may have never heard of Richard Gadd, but that will probably change after this month. His mini-series Baby Reindeer just hit Netflix and it’s a terrifying deep dive into abuse, addiction, and mental illness. What is even scarier is that it’s based on Gadd’s real-life hardships.

The crux of the story is about a man named Donny Dunn played by Gadd who wants to be a stand-up comedian, but it’s not working out so well thanks to stage fright stemming from his insecurity.

One day at his day job he meets a woman named Martha, played to unhinged perfection by Jessica Gunning, who is instantly charmed by Donny’s kindness and good looks. It doesn’t take long before she nicknames him “Baby Reindeer” and begins to relentlessly stalk him. But that is just the apex of Donny’s problems, he has his own incredibly disturbing issues.

This mini-series should come with a lot of triggers, so just be warned it is not for the faint of heart. The horrors here don’t come from blood and gore, but from physical and mental abuse that go beyond any physiological thriller you may have ever seen.

“It’s very emotionally true, obviously: I was severely stalked and severely abused,” Gadd said to People, explaining why he changed some aspects of the story. “But we wanted it to exist in the sphere of art, as well as protect the people it’s based on.”

The series has gained momentum thanks to positive word-of-mouth, and Gadd is getting used to the notoriety.

“It’s clearly struck a chord,” he told The Guardian. “I really did believe in it, but it’s taken off so quickly that I do feel a bit windswept.”

You can stream Baby Reindeer on Netflix right now.

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, please contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or go to rainn.org.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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