Just like department store Santas, department store Easter bunnies are totally creepy. You never know who’s hiding under that suit, and that giant smiling, buck-toothed head, but you can be pretty sure that whoever it is, they’re not nearly as friendly and joyful as the character they’re disguised as.

Sorry, meth heads and pedophiles. But the Easter bunny you are not. No matter how much you try and convince us that you are.

We realize it’s become pretty common for websites to post image galleries of creepy Easter bunnies in the days leading up to the resurrection of Jesus Christ, but there was simply no way we were going to be able to resist getting in on the fun for ourselves. So instead of even trying to resist, we caved in.

Creepy Easter bunnies. 30 of ’em. Enjoy.

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Looking for a little Easter fun that’s a bit less terrifying? Check out our gallery of horror-inspired Easter egg art!