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14 Horror Related Ramones Songs

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The Ramones weren’t known as much for their horror movie themes as much as their punk peers The Misfits, but they did include them on occasion. Their songs also appeared in both Pet Sematary films, and the group even made an appearance on USA Up All Night once upon a time.

In remembrance of this legendary band, here’s a look back on some of The Ramones’ horror-related songs.

1. Chain Saw

This song appeared on the band’s debut album. Lyrics include: “Texas chainsaw massacre, they took my baby away from me.” And leave it to Joey to make “massacre” rhyme with “me”.

2. Beat on the Brat

This may not come off as a horror-related song immediately, but if you stop and think about the song being about beating on a child with a baseball bat, it’s pretty horrific. This is also from the debut self-titled album.

3. Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

From the same album, this song gets its horror cred courtesy of Rob Zombie, who included it in a chilling scene in House of 1,000 Corpses.

4. I Don’t Wanna Go Down to the Basement

“Hey daddy-o, I don’t wanna go down to the basement. There’s something down there.”

Enough said.

And that’s all just the first album.

5. Pinhead

This has absolutely nothing to do with Hellraiser. In fact, this song appeared on The Ramones’ second album, which pre-dates that film by a decade. However, the lyrics include: “Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us!” 

Does that sound a bit like this famous scene from Freaks, which features a character commonly referred to as a pinhead?

 

6. You’re Gonna Kill That Girl

Our former writer, John Squires, showed us a cover of this the other day as performed by The Jasons, but it still doesn’t hold a candle to the original Ramones version (also from the second album):

7. You Should Have Never Opened That Door

Lyrics: “Mama, where’s your little daughter? She’s here, right here on the altar. You should never have opened that door. Now you’re never gonna see her no more. You don’t know what I can do with this axe – chop off your head so you better relax.”

8. Cretin Hop

This may not be a direct link, but I can’t be the only one who thinks about Class of Nuke’em High every time I hear the word “cretin”.

9. Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

Like Cretin Hop, this track is from Rocket To Russia, the band’s third studio album. For fans of Pet Sematary, however, this song will eternally be associated with the death of Gage.

10. Teenage Lobotomy

If lobotomies themselves aren’t horror enough, there’s also a line about slugs and snails being “after me. Also from the Rocket to Russia LP.

That about does it for the Tommy Ramone era, but there are a few more from the rest of the band’s discography.

11. Rock N’ Roll High School

Perhaps this one is a bit of a stretch. It’s not horror at all, but the movie, which featured the band, has roughly the same quality as that of an old school Troma movie, and it includes Halloween’s P.J. Soles, the Ice Cream Man himself Clint Howard, and Dick Miller from Night of the Creeps, Terminator, Gremlins, and Demon Knight. It also has a guy in a giant rat suit and a chainsaw scene for what that’s worth.

12. Psycho Therapy

In this song, Joey is a psycho who may potentially kill someone, and invade somebody’s home.

13. Pet Sematary

This song not only shares the name with Stephen King’s story and movie but appears during the end credits. It even name-drops Victor Pascow in the lyrics.

14. Poison Heart

Pet Semetary Two may not be as good as Pet Sematary One, but it’s still a pretty fun and worthy sequel in my opinion. It doesn’t hurt that it also features this early nineties Ramones song.

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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