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10 Most WTF Horror Movies

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Sometimes, filmmakers have to go to the deepest depths of their minds to create something that will truly stand out; something unique and invigorating. Other times they opt for a different route. I’m not exactly sure how they come up with these ideas, but they’re absolutely insane. Maybe they just look at a household object, or pick out of a hat and decide on a villain for a movie right then and there. I’m not worried about how they do it really, I’m just happy that they do. If you like stupid, gory humor like I do, you’ll get a kick out of these films. Here are 10 movies that will have you saying, “WTF!?”

“There’s no such thing as an evil turkey. Oh wait, I lied.”

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

I’m laughing to myself as I type this. What has my life come to? How did I get to lucky to be able to get to write about a movie featuring giant, evil tomatoes? With glee, I start the list with this amazing and totally WTF film. Personally, I think this movie, and all of the other movies on this list for that matter, are hilarious. The critics, for the most part, do not agree.

The Gingerdead Man (2005)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=by-KVHh1srw

Gingerdead man. So un-clever. I love it! This movie stars Gary Busey as an evil Gingerbread cookie that wants to kill everything in sight. It spawned two sequels, with the second one being titled The Passion of the Crust. Come on, that one is pretty funny.

Thankskilling (2009)

A typical slasher movie with a twist. The killer is a turkey. One with a horribly foul mouth as well. Hey, there’s even a turkey sex scene! The effects are terrible and the dialogue is even worse. The jokes aren’t even the slightest bit clever. It’s intentionally bad, but it works. I found this movie absolutely hilarious. “There’s no such thing, as an evil turkey.” Just keep repeating that to yourself and see if it helps.

Wadzilla, Chillerama (2011)

Chillerama is an anthology film only for those that can handle tasteless, offensive humor. All of the segments are pretty WTF, but none more so than the first one, Wadzilla. An homage to the 1950’s monster films with a disgusting twist. A man’s sperm count is raised, only to have disastrous consequences. They become humongous and they want to kill you. Adam Rifkin, the director of this one, has also done a bunch of family flicks. You can’t trust anyone these days.

Basket Case (1982)

One of three movies on this list that I don’t think were intentionally WTF. This one features a man and his brother, whom he carries around in a little basket. The basket case is an evil removed siamese twin named Belial. It actually looks pretty terrifying. Oh, and there’s a sex scene in this one too. What is with people making such strange creatures have sex? What is wrong with you people!? Never change. You’re sick and I love it.

Evil Bong (2006)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jqtQ60rWzRE

If you get all the way through this movie, I owe you a firm handshake. I like Charles Band, I really do, and I’ve always had an appreciation for his ridiculous Puppet Master franchise. But the Evil Bong Franchise? Not so much. And yes, I wrote franchise. There are like seven million Evil Bong movies. There is even one where the Evil Bong faces off against The Gingerdead Man! Oh, and Bill Moseley is in this one. WTF!

The Lift (1983)

The second film on this list that isn’t intentionally WTF, but still manages to be. Okay, so get this; the villain in this movie is an elevator. A killer elevator. And it’s supposed to be scary! This isn’t even a joke film! Every death in the movie could have been avoided by taking the stairs! Just take the stairs, you idiots! Enough with the nonsense! Enough!

Jack Frost (1997)

I have to admit something about this movie. When I was a young boy, at the tender age of seven, I saw the cover for this VHS tape in a Blockbuster and it scared the shit out of me. Yep. Jack Frost, the killer snowman, successfully scared at least one person since it’s release. I pray to everything holy that I am the only one who could admit to this truthful embarrassment.

Troll 2 (1990)

Regarded by most people as the worst film ever made, this one truly needs to be seen to be believed. I usually don’t want to give any spoilers, but here, I need to. At the end, the evil goblins (there aren’t even any trolls in the damn movie) that live in the town of Nilbog are defeated by a bologna sandwich. Read that again. A bologna. Sandwich. This is the third movie that was not intentionally supposed to be funny.

Monsturd (2003)

Yes, this movie is exactly what it sounds like. An evil piece of shit. Literally. Someone actually had this idea, wrote a script, hired actors, and committed the whole thing to film. Just watch the trailer. I don’t even know what to say about this. WTF. W. T. F.

 

Hopefully you find these movies as funny as I do. Maybe you won’t. I don’t know. It’s really hard to gauge how well any of these WTF movies will be received by normal, rational people unlike me. If you’re going to choose one of these, make it either Troll 2 or Basket Case. Troll 2 is so funny that you will be laughing the entire duration of the movie, and Basket Case is actually kind of…good.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

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The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

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Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.

The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.

“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.

Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.

Inside the Lizzie Borden House

The prize also includes:

An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings

A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear

A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room

A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course

The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II

Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two

“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”

Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.

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