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10 Best One Liners From Freddy Krueger!

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Oh Freddy. What a delightful character you are endlessly providing us with fantastic one liners and gorgeous gifs as the one above. Krueger has always bellowed out at least one and frequently multiple memorable quotes and hilarious one liners from each of the Nightmare movies; All to the joy of my ears and had my parents washing out my mouth with soap pretty often. I credit Mr. Englund for my filthy fucken mouth that gives me my own way with words. In many instances with some of you iHorror readers, it has given us a sick and twisted F- bomb bond that we connect with. You know who you fuckers are. I salute all of you and our extended vocabulary of the English language.

Fellow iHorror writer and buddy Lando BC  made a lovely list last week exemplifying Bruce Campbell‘s stunning quotes from The Army Of Darkness film, which you can read here. Along with all these factors, and the recent media hype over the newly announced Nightmare reboot, I figured let’s take a moment to appreciate Fred’s charismatic way of words with the 10 best one liners from the horror icon we all know and love. So, working my way backwards from Freddy Vs. Jason all the way to the 1984 original,  let’s look at some of Krueger’s greatest vocal achievements.

10. Welcome to my world, Bitch!

Freddy Vs. Jason

Even tho Lori gave this phrase a lot more oomph later in the film, it’s become a classic line in the series. Quite frankly, anytime Krueger implements the word bitch, is always a winner with me.

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9. Now I’m playing with power!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

This whole segment had me cracking up when I first saw this as a child. As a matter of fact, the entire 3 minutes could be a list on its own. Being an 80’s Nintendo AND horror fanatic, this brought me such joy especially when he broke out the power glove. Sure, the glove sucks ( you products of the 80’s know EXACTLY what I mean) but it was glorious nonetheless.

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8. Kung Fu this Bitch!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Do I really need an explanation for this?

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7. Wanna suck face?

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

THIS. This is just hilarious. Well maybe not to everyone, but I’ve been told my sense of humor is pretty twisted.

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6. How’s this for a wet dream?!

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

We all knew when Joey would finally meet his demise, it would be at the helm of his weakness. Women. At least the guy got one last boner.

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5. Welcome to primetime Bitch!

Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors

You knew it was coming! Possibly one of the most iconic lines from the series, remains an absolute classic with me.

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4. You are all my children now!

Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Nightmare 2 gets a bad rap, but the pool scene is probably one of my favorites from the franchise. Filled with absolute rage and showing Fred’s truly monstrous personality, that line will send a few chills down your spine.

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3. I’m your boyfriend now Nancy!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

I’m certain Freddy’s message to Nancy that Glenn fell victim to a nightmare rang loud and clear. Oh and just for shits, It is now 12 midnight and this station Kr Gr leaving the air.

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2. No running in the hallway!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

Screw your pass! This sequence is personally my all time favorite in the series. The cinematography and chilling background music add to the horrors that Nancy is about to come face to face with. Beautifully shot.

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1. This is God.

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

It certainly isn’t the catchiest of the bunch, but it certainly has left its mark as being one of Freddy’s most iconic lines. He definitely wanted to make it clear that Tina was basically fucked. Bravo sir.

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There you have it my beautiful iHorror readers, my personal opinion is now on record. Keep your eyes peeled as we continue this series of classic horror one liners with some of our favorite icons in the genre. What are some of YOUR favorite Freddy quotes, and which horror icon should we target next in these sister articles?

Don’t be dead on your feet and comment below!

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

Evil Dead Rise

“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

Jake Gyllenhaal’s in ‘Presumed Innocent’

Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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