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That Time the Twin Peaks Announcement Creeped Me Out

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I didn’t see it coming. How could I have? Eyes bulging and mouth agape, I leaned forward to press pause on my laptop, still not believing what I’d just heard.

Looking for a new addiction a few weeks into my iHorror tenure, I reached out to my fellow minions to see if they had any recommendations. The ever awesome and reliable Patti Pauley suggested Twin Peaks.

And so it began.

Unrelenting Silver Bullet fan that I am, seeing Everett McGill’s name in the opening credits had my curiosity, but the haunting sounds of Laura Palmer’s Theme had my interest (thank eight-pound, six-ounce baby Jesus for Angelo Badalamenti). It wasn’t long before I was all-in.

Though Miguel Ferrer’s agent was a monumental jackass at the outset, I was thrilled that he was involved, but truth be told, I really didn’t need anything beyond the bromance between Agent Cooper (Kyle MacLachlan) and Sheriff Truman (Michael Ontkean) to keep me coming back for more.

Of course, fans of Twin Peaks know there was more. So much more.

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A handful of episodes later I was messaging Ms. Pauley with the admission that I was obsessed with Sherilyn Fenn. I know now that such a revelation wasn’t much of a confession, because Peakers universally adore Audrey Horne.

All that said, I’d never laid eyes on a single episode until I began binge watching a couple of years ago, but by the time I was a few installments shy of completion, Showtime dropped the momentous announcement that Twin Peaks would have a third season. Neck deep as I was into the mysterious and quirky world of David Lynch and Mark Frost, it was exciting to know that the adventure wouldn’t end with my marathon.

Two days later I sat down to watch the Season 2 finale.

Laura Palmer (Sheryl Lee) ventured across the Black Lodge’s chevron-patterned floor adorned with red curtains and made a declaration that anyone watching in 1991 wouldn’t have given a second thought.

“I’ll see you again in 25 years.”

After a few “No-way-that-just-happened” moments, I went back and watched it again. The announcement had called for the new season to debut in 2016, a quarter-century later, but without the knowledge that Laura Palmer’s line was coming combined with the news fresh in my mind, it caught me off guard. In fact, it was eerie, bordering on creepy. Think Barbara Crampton’s first attention-grabbing disclosure from Beyond the Gates.

I had smiled giddily at that Showtime teaser just 48 hours before, but with Lee’s line omitted, there was no way I could have made connections to dots I didn’t know existed. While I don’t (necessarily) believe that Lynch and Frost originally set out to come back 25 years on, I cannot begin to describe my gratitude that Showtime had indeed left Lee’s dialogue out of said teaser, because I would have been denied a moment I’ll never forget.

An invigorating, “Whaaat?” moment for those who had seen the series once or even dozens of times, but as someone experiencing it anew, the term mind-blowing certainly applied.

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Numerous teasers (and a couple of series re-watches) later, we are just one week away from our long-awaited return to Twin Peaks. We’ve lost Ferrer, David Bowie, Don S. Davis, Catherine E. Coulson and Jack Nance; but Season 3 will bring Jane Levy, Michael Cera, Laura Dern, Jennifer Jason Leigh, Ernie Hudson, Meg Foster, Derek Mears and many more to the fold.

In addition to honoring the fallen and welcoming those new inhabitants, we will also get reacquainted with Deputy Hawk (Michael Horse), Shelly Johnson (Madchen Amick), Leland Palmer (Ray Wise), Denise Bryson (David Duchovny), Carl Rodd (Harry Dean Stanton) and several other faces we’ve been waiting two-and-a-half decades to see again.

The original series (and Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me) left questions that need answering in their wake, and no doubt new mysteries will arise over the next 18 episodes. Above all, however, I can’t help but wonder when the next breathtaking moment will be unveiled that’ll have me pressing pause, desperate to wrap my head around what I’d just seen and heard.

Alas, it’s Twins Peaks and David Lynch, so you know as well as I, it is happening again.

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Thrills and Chills: Ranking ‘Radio Silence’ Films from Bloody Brilliant to Just Bloody

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Radio Silence Films

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

#1. Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

Abigail

#2. Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

Ready or Not

#3. Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

Scream (2022)

#4 Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

Southbound

#5. V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

V/H/S

#6. Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

Scream VI

#7. Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

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Perhaps the Scariest, Most Disturbing Series of The Year

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You may have never heard of Richard Gadd, but that will probably change after this month. His mini-series Baby Reindeer just hit Netflix and it’s a terrifying deep dive into abuse, addiction, and mental illness. What is even scarier is that it’s based on Gadd’s real-life hardships.

The crux of the story is about a man named Donny Dunn played by Gadd who wants to be a stand-up comedian, but it’s not working out so well thanks to stage fright stemming from his insecurity.

One day at his day job he meets a woman named Martha, played to unhinged perfection by Jessica Gunning, who is instantly charmed by Donny’s kindness and good looks. It doesn’t take long before she nicknames him “Baby Reindeer” and begins to relentlessly stalk him. But that is just the apex of Donny’s problems, he has his own incredibly disturbing issues.

This mini-series should come with a lot of triggers, so just be warned it is not for the faint of heart. The horrors here don’t come from blood and gore, but from physical and mental abuse that go beyond any physiological thriller you may have ever seen.

“It’s very emotionally true, obviously: I was severely stalked and severely abused,” Gadd said to People, explaining why he changed some aspects of the story. “But we wanted it to exist in the sphere of art, as well as protect the people it’s based on.”

The series has gained momentum thanks to positive word-of-mouth, and Gadd is getting used to the notoriety.

“It’s clearly struck a chord,” he told The Guardian. “I really did believe in it, but it’s taken off so quickly that I do feel a bit windswept.”

You can stream Baby Reindeer on Netflix right now.

If you or someone you know has been sexually assaulted, please contact the National Sexual Assault Hotline at 1-800-656-HOPE (4673) or go to rainn.org.

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The Original ‘Beetlejuice’ Sequel Had an Interesting Location

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Back in the late ’80s and early ’90s sequels to hit movies weren’t as linear as they are today. It was more like “let’s re-do the situation but in a different location.” Remember Speed 2, or National Lampoon’s European Vacation? Even Aliens, as good as it is, follows a lot of the plot points of the original; people stuck on a ship, an android, a little girl in peril instead of a cat. So it makes sense that one of the most popular supernatural comedies of all time, Beetlejuice would follow the same pattern.

In 1991 Tim Burton was interested in doing a sequel to his 1988 original, it was called Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian:

“The Deetz family moves to Hawaii to develop a resort. Construction begins, and it’s quickly discovered that the hotel will be sitting on top of an ancient burial ground. Beetlejuice comes in to save the day.”

Burton liked the script but wanted some re-writes so he asked then-hot screenwriter Daniel Waters who had just got done contributing to Heathers. He passed on the opportunity so producer David Geffen offered it to Troop Beverly Hills scribe Pamela Norris to no avail.

Eventually, Warner Bros. asked Kevin Smith to punch up Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian, he scoffed at the idea, saying, “Didn’t we say all we needed to say in the first Beetlejuice? Must we go tropical?”

Nine years later the sequel was killed. The studio said Winona Ryder was now too old for the part and an entire re-cast needed to happen. But Burton never gave up, there were a lot of directions he wanted to take his characters, including a Disney crossover.

“We talked about lots of different things,” the director said in Entertainment Weekly. “That was early on when we were going, Beetlejuice and the Haunted MansionBeetlejuice Goes West, whatever. Lots of things came up.”

Fast-forward to 2011 when another script was pitched for a sequel. This time the writer of Burton’s Dark Shadows,  Seth Grahame-Smith was hired and he wanted to make sure the story wasn’t a cash-grabbing remake or reboot. Four years later, in 2015, a script was approved with both Ryder and Keaton saying they would return to their respective roles. In 2017 that script was revamped and then eventually shelved in 2019.

During the time the sequel script was being tossed around in Hollywood, in 2016 an artist named Alex Murillo posted what looked like one-sheets for a Beetlejuice sequel. Although they were fabricated and had no affiliation with Warner Bros. people thought they were real.

Perhaps the virality of the artwork sparked interest in a Beetlejuice sequel once again, and finally, it was confirmed in 2022 Beetlejuice 2 had a green light from a script written by Wednesday writers  Alfred Gough and Miles Millar. The star of that series Jenna Ortega signed on to the new movie with filming starting in 2023. It was also confirmed that Danny Elfman would return to do the score.

Burton and Keaton agreed that the new film titled Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice wouldn’t rely on CGI or other other forms of technology. They wanted the film to feel “handmade.” The film wrapped in November 2023.

It’s been over three decades to come up with a sequel to Beetlejuice. Hopefully, since they said aloha to Beetlejuice Goes Hawaiian there has been enough time and creativity to ensure Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will not only honor the characters, but fans of the original.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice will open theatrically on September 6.

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