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“She Kills” – A Girl and Her Satanic Vagina Seek Revenge
Written by Brian Linsky
She Kills is a 1970’s style grindhouse sexploitation film at its finest. By finest, I mean the most offensive, distasteful, and demented film I’ve seen in a while, and I recently reviewed Night of Something Strange.
Written and directed by Ron Bonk, She Kills is an adventurous ride down a dark and dangerous path of vulgarity and gore.
The action picks up when young newlyweds Sadie (Jennie Russo) and Edwin (Kirk LaSalle) have their outdoor rendezvous crudely interrupted by a member of the Touchers, a violent gang of shit-kicking sexual delinquents.
Following the confrontation the couple checks into a motel for the evening thinking they’re finally going to be romantic for the first time. After changing her clothes Sadie exits the bathroom to find the whole gang of Touchers in their motel room terrorizing Edwin.
The Touchers are lead by Dirk (Trey Harrison), a devious character with a ridiculous mustache, and an intentionally cheesy persona.
While the gang is in the midst of sexually assaulting Sadie, they suddenly pause and begin acting like a pack of savage gorillas. The crazed animals continue to brutally go to town on Sadie, before turning their attention towards Edwin and ripping him apart.
Though She Kills offers plenty of violence, this low budget film is clearly meant to be comedic as well. The gang’s animalistic behavior was allegedly caused by Sadie’s vagina, which she later learns is possessed by Satan.
Following the death of Edwin, Sadie confides in a friend and learns to use her demonic vagina as a weapon. She embarks on a rampage of retribution against those who had wronged her, letting her nefarious vagina do her dirty work. One by one she hunts down the gang members and painfully dishes out her unique brand of justice.
The absurd plot and over the top characters make for a humorous experience, but will also make you wonder what the hell you are watching. You’ll obviously need to have a sick sense of humor, and a love for cheesy special effects to fully appreciate She Kills.
Other than Sadie, The character of Dirk steals the show with his purposely exaggerated and over-dramatic dialogue and mannerisms. Also because it’s impossible to look away from the horrendous looking mustache.
She Kills is raunchy, vulgar, and filthy, and will probably make you question your sanity but somehow I managed to enjoy the freakshow. This is a wildly entertaining bloodbath that combines the bride from Kill Bill with the plant from Little Shop of Horrors.
This revenge minded love story may not be suitable for everyone due to its shocking content, but if you’re looking for something bizarre, freakish, and eccentric, She Kills is the film you’ve been searching for.
She Kills is currently streaming on demand. You can view the trailers below, and visit their official website for more info.
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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed
The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.
Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.
The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.
Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”
Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.
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Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween
Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.
The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.
“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.
Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.
The prize also includes:
An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings
A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear
A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room
A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course
The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II
Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two
“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”
Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.
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’28 Years Later’ Trilogy Taking Shape With Serious Star Power
Danny Boyle is revisiting his 28 Days Later universe with three new films. He will direct the first, 28 Years Later, with two more to follow. Deadline is reporting that sources say Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Ralph Fiennes have been cast for the first entry, a sequel to the original. Details are being kept under wraps so we don’t know how or if the first original sequel 28 Weeks Later fits into the project.
Boyle will direct the first movie but it’s unclear which role he will take on in the subsequent films. What is known is Candyman (2021) director Nia DaCosta is scheduled to direct the second film in this trilogy and that the third will be filmed immediately afterward. Whether DaCosta will direct both is still unclear.
Alex Garland is writing the scripts. Garland is having a successful time at the box office right now. He wrote and directed the current action/thriller Civil War which was just knocked out of the theatrical top spot by Radio Silence’s Abigail.
There is no word yet on when, or where, 28 Years Later will start production.
The original film followed Jim (Cillian Murphy) who wakes from a coma to find that London is currently dealing with a zombie outbreak.
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