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Poor Clancy: The Resident Evil 7 DLC and The Return of Redfield

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Resident Evil 7: Biohazard has been out for a while and recently both “Banned Footage” DLC packs became available across all the platforms. After getting some time to explore the extra content, we have a little bit to talk about regarding the Resident Evil 7 DLC.

There are so many separate parts to this DLC and each of them are fundamentally different. Because of that, instead of reviewing the DLC as a whole, I’m going to pick it apart and grade each one separately.

Banned Footage #1

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Nightmare

In this tape of the Resident Evil 7 DLC, you must survive until morning in the basement of the main house. The weapons, health, or ammo you have can only be gotten by creating them out of scrap and scrap can only come from various machines around the basement.

You get a base amount of scrap and then you need to find the machines and wait. The checkpoints are hour by hour and each hour you have an objective. It’s not a particularly difficult tape but requires concentration and thought in what you spend your scrap on.

Out of all of the tapes in the Resident Evil 7 DLC, this is probably my least favorite. The content isn’t bad; it’s just a lot like the main game.

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Bedroom

If you like escape rooms, both flash game and in reality, you’ll really enjoy this. You play as poor Clancy, the camera man that got the serious short end of the stick when it comes to jobs. Clancy has been captured by Mama Baker and chained to a bed.

It is your job to figure out how to get out of the room without her catching you. The reason this was so fun to me is that if you make a noise, she comes back into the room. You then get a timer stating how many seconds before she catches you.

If she finds anything out of place, she vomits bugs in your face, wounding you. We all know too much bug vomit to the face isn’t good for you. You must unlock certain items in the room, place everything back exactly where it was and get back in bed before she finds you.

Sometimes it can get a little stressful and but it’s still easier than the main game. Loved this tape.

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Ethan Must Die

If you haven’t beaten the game on Madhouse Mode, you may want to hold off on this mini game for a bit. The hardest of all of the tapes, an irritatingly weaker Ethan must find a way into the greenhouse to defeat Marguerite.

The house has been booby trapped all to hell and all supplies are randomly generated in crates labeled by their value. You could get a gun quickly, or you might have to go a while. Each time you die, you must find the statue where you died to get one of your old items back.

This mini game isn’t for the ragequitters. You will die many, MANY times before completing the tape. Oh, and give those crates a listen before breaking them. Lucas “Douche Bag” Baker rigged many of them to explode and it just takes one rigged crate to kill Ethan. Good Luck!

Banned Footage #2

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Lucas sucks, I think we can all agree on that. If his birthday room wasn’t bad enough, he created a card game that I don’t think would go well in Vegas. Clancy, poor pathetic Clancy, has been caught AGAIN and must play against another hostage to live.

Lucas has created the most messed up game of Blackjack. Lose the hand and lose a finger or two, or get electrocuted, or a buzz saw to the face. There is truly no winning this game, but the dialogue and the attempts are pretty entertaining.

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Daughters

This is probably the most heartbreaking of any of the tapes. In this tape you play Zoe on the night that Eveline washed up. You see the Bakers as the sweet and kind people that they really were. You also see the moment that they turn into the cannibalistic backwoods hillbillies they are in the main game.

This tape is short and sweet and just makes the main game even sadder. Kind of makes me wish the Bakers had been evil all along instead of what happened to them.

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Jack’s 55th Birthday

This might be my favorite part of the entire Resident Evil 7 DLC. It’s Jack’s birthday and you have a limited amount of time to find enough food to satisfy his hunger. With different locations on the Baker plantation available and more to unlock, the replay value of this mini game is high.

Best of all, the monsters wear little party hats and when you shoot them, a spray of confetti comes out. I haven’t been this excited to use a virtual weapon since Lollipop Chainsaw. It’s a far cry from the intensity of the main game and its silliness is refreshing.

In terms of DLC’s, these were pretty short but fun. I got spoiled with Fallout 4’s DLC content and all others will be forever compared to it. Despite some graphics issues like the mouths not matching up with the voices as well as in the main game, the Resident Evil 7 DLC is definitely worth the time and money.

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The next DLC, “Not a Hero” will arrive this spring and it was confirmed by the Resident Evil Official Twitter account that it is in fact our man Chris Redfield that will be the star. What that means for the ending or the future of the game, hopefully we find out this Spring, but it leaves a whole lot of questions.

While you’re here, if you haven’t voted for your favorite movie in the 2017 iHorror Awards, hop to it! You’re running out of time. And check back March 29th to see who won.

(Featured image courtesy of eurogamer.net)

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Another Creepy Spider Movie Hits Shudder This Month

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Good spider films are a theme this year. First, we had Sting and then there was Infested. The former is still in theaters and the latter is coming to Shudder starting April 26.

Infested has been getting some good reviews. People are saying that it’s not only a great creature feature but also a social commentary on racism in France.

According to IMDb: Writer/director Sébastien Vanicek was looking for ideas around the discrimination faced by black and Arab-looking people in France, and that led him to spiders, which are rarely welcome in homes; whenever they’re spotted, they’re swatted. As everyone in the story (people and spiders) is treated like vermin by society, the title came to him naturally.

Shudder has become the gold standard for streaming horror content. Since 2016, the service has been offering fans an expansive library of genre movies. in 2017, they began to stream exclusive content.

Since then Shudder has become a powerhouse in the film festival circuit, buying distribution rights to movies, or just producing some of their own. Just like Netflix, they give a film a short theatrical run before adding it to their library exclusively for subscribers.

Late Night With the Devil is a great example. It was released theatrically on March 22 and will begin streaming on the platform starting April 19.

While not getting the same buzz as Late Night, Infested is a festival favorite and many have said if you suffer from arachnophobia, you might want to take heed before watching it.

Infested

According to the synopsis, our main character, Kalib is turning 30 and dealing with some family issues. “He’s fighting with his sister over an inheritance and has cut ties with his best friend. Fascinated by exotic animals, he finds a venomous spider in a shop and brings it back to his apartment. It only takes a moment for the spider to escape and reproduce, turning the whole building into a dreadful web trap. The only option for Kaleb and his friends is to find a way out and survive.”

The film will be available to watch on Shudder starting April 26.

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Part Concert, Part Horror Movie M. Night Shyamalan’s ‘Trap’ Trailer Released

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In true Shyamalan form, he sets his film Trap inside a social situation where we aren’t sure what is going on. Hopefully, there is a twist at the end. Furthermore, we hope it’s better than the one in his divisive 2021 movie Old.

The trailer seemingly gives away a lot, but, as in the past, you can’t rely on his trailers because they are often red herrings and you are being gaslit to think a certain way. For instance, his movie Knock at the Cabin was completely different than what the trailer implied and if you hadn’t read the book on which the film is based it was still like going in blind.

The plot for Trap is being dubbed an “experience” and we aren’t quite sure what that means. If we were to guess based on the trailer, it’s a concert movie wrapped around a horror mystery. There are original songs performed by Saleka, who plays Lady Raven, a kind of Taylor Swift/Lady Gaga hybrid. They have even set up a Lady Raven website to further the illusion.

Here is the fresh trailer:

According to the synopsis, a father takes his daughter to one of Lady Raven’s jam-packed concerts, “where they realize they’re at the center of a dark and sinister event.”

Written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, Trap stars Josh Hartnett, Ariel Donoghue, Saleka Shyamalan, Hayley Mills and Allison Pill. The film is produced by Ashwin Rajan, Marc Bienstock and M. Night Shyamalan. The executive producer is Steven Schneider.

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Woman Brings Corpse Into Bank To Sign Loan Papers

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Warning: This is a disturbing story.

You have to be pretty desperate for money to do what this Brazilian woman did at the bank to get a loan. She wheeled in a fresh corpse to endorse the contract and she seemingly thought the bank employees wouldn’t notice. They did.

This weird and disturbing story comes via ScreenGeek an entertainment digital publication. They write that a woman identified as Erika de Souza Vieira Nunes pushed a man she identified as her uncle into the bank pleading with him to sign loan papers for $3,400. 

If you’re squeamish or easily triggered, be aware that the video captured of the situation is disturbing. 

Latin America’s largest commercial network, TV Globo, reported on the crime, and according to ScreenGeek this is what Nunes says in Portuguese during the attempted transaction. 

“Uncle, are you paying attention? You must sign [the loan contract]. If you don’t sign, there’s no way, as I cannot sign on your behalf!”

She then adds: “Sign so you can spare me further headaches; I can’t bear it any longer.” 

At first we thought this might be a hoax, but according to Brazilian police, the uncle, 68-year-old Paulo Roberto Braga had passed away earlier that day.

 “She attempted to feign his signature for the loan. He entered the bank already deceased,” Police Chief Fábio Luiz said in an interview with TV Globo. “Our priority is to continue investigating to identify other family members and gather more information regarding this loan.”

If convicted Nunes could be facing jail time on charges of fraud, embezzlement, and desecration of a corpse.

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