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‘Horror Movie Rap’ Not Notated Nearly Enough On Rap Genius

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Rap Genius, which actually recently rebranded itself as just “Genius,” is a site where you can find lyrics to rap songs and explanations of what certain lyrics mean thanks to notations contributed by users who sometimes have greater insight into what the rapper is talking about than most.

I don’t know if you’re familiar with Ganksta NIP, but he worked with the Geto Boys back during the height of their popularity in the early 90s. In fact, he even wrote the lyrics for their Chuckie song (which I just learned, but makes perfect sense if you’ve ever listened to these absurd lyrics and those of NIP’s own songs).

Anyway, NIP’s lyrics are very silly and over the top, at least on his debut South Park Psycho, which opens with the legendary Horror Movie Rap. I was looking at the lyrics to this song on Genius, and it has very little notation, as clearly nobody has absolutely any idea what the fuck he’s talking about when he says things like, “I wanna, and I’m gonna trade heads with a moose.”

My interpretation is as follows: Ganksta NIP is going to cut off a moose’s head, and then cut off his own head, and then somehow attach his head to the moose’s neck, and perhaps use his hooves to sew the severed moose’s head onto his own. If there’s a more reasonable explanation here, please step up to the Rap Genius plate and contribute.

I’d also love to know more about lyrics like “Sick in the head, bloodshed in an ant bed,” and “Those who didn’t live, drowned in a turtle’s head.”

I mean some lyrics, such as “Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me, so I thought, huh, bologna” are crystal clear, but what about lines like, “a bird’s leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease?” I’m afraid I’m going to need some further explanation on that.

Damn, the song does have a dope beat though.

Full lyrics:

A tisket, a tasket, a bloody, bloody basket
Cut his head and ate his leg, now he’s in a casket
A tisket, a tasket, N-I-P and dope he did it
He tried to get smart so we ripped out his heart
Cooked it and we split it

Sick in the head, bloodshed in a ant bed
You want a new leg? Give me some needle and thread
So I can sew you one – cause I’m in it to win it
My horoscope said I’mma die in 20 minutes
Ganksta N-I-P – I’m worse than Freddie
You can’t kill me cause I’m dead already
Egypt E is the motherfucking shrink(Damn right!)
After 12 o’clock my blood turns hot pink
Nah, you weak-ass hoes can’t [???]
A thousand dead cut-up elephants in my luggage
Fuck with a psycho, you end up dead
Those who didn’t live, drowned in a turtle’s head
A twelve gauge is my only protection
Every bullet shot has a different infection
Woke up this morning with a dead dog on me
So I thought, “Huh – baloney!”
If a nigga run up I don’t care if he pushes
Fuck around and find his ass somewhere dead in some sticker bushes
Mess with N-I-P you must be tired of livin
Cut off your head – mmm, Thanksgiving
If you wanna live, your ass better beg
People say I’m crazy cause I go with a cow’s leg
Don’t run up – cause I kick like Bruce
I wanna and I’m gonna trade heads with a moose
Ganksta N-I-P with the psycho voice
Some say I’m insane cause I married a dead horse
It’s Christmas time – Happy New Year G
A dead pig’s head makes a good-ass Christmas tree
Kill a nigga for a measly-ass nickel
Frozen blood on a stick, equals strawberry popsicles
Fuck up and watch your Black neck bend
Dead men, making rounds cutting throats with a violin
I ain’t gon’ lie I feel like killin’ my niece
A bird’s leg woke up dead with his head in some fish grease
Ten died yesterday, ten just died
Ten died today – now this football’s on layaway
You said I was weak, yeah, point blank told me
Tied a needle to my dick then my grandmother rode me
It ain’t another nigga in this world can match this
I feel like swimmin’ in rat piss
Fuck with N-I-P – I ain’t no actor
My twelve daughters died from talking shit to a tractor
I’m getting pissed from the blood I threw up
Barely snapped my fingers and Jupiter blew up!
Hoes, they love me, they say I’m a pleaser
I woke up dead in a cat’s leg screaming “Caesar!”
Quick to break your motherfuckin’ spine
A dead goat got pregnant and said it was mine
Ganksta N-I-P – I’m down with the Mob
Cuttin’ off heads was my last year’s Summer job
Blame it on TV – then put it on the map
This is a horror movie rap

A tisket, a tasket, you ain’t gon’ believe me
It ain’t N-I-P’s fault that he got crazy thoughts
Blame it on the TV
A tisket, a tasket, you might think I’m sick
If you don’t like what I write, you can suck my di-ick
Bitch!

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“The Lost Boys” – A Classic Film Reimagined as a Musical [Teaser Trailer]

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The iconic 1987 horror-comedy “The Lost Boys” is set for a reimagining, this time as a stage musical. This ambitious project, directed by Tony Award winner Michael Arden, is bringing the vampire classic to the world of musical theatre. The show’s development is spearheaded by an impressive creative team including producers James Carpinello, Marcus Chait, and Patrick Wilson, known for his roles in “The Conjuring” and “Aquaman” films.

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The musical’s book is penned by David Hornsby, notable for his work on “It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia”, and Chris Hoch. Adding to the allure is the music and lyrics by The Rescues, comprised of Kyler England, AG, and Gabriel Mann, with Tony Award nominee Ethan Popp (“Tina: The Tina Turner Musical”) as the Music Supervisor.

The show’s development has reached an exciting phase with an industry presentation set for February 23, 2024. This invitation-only event will showcase the talents of Caissie Levy, known for her role in “Frozen,” as Lucy Emerson, Nathan Levy from “Dear Evan Hansen” as Sam Emerson, and Lorna Courtney from “& Juliet” as Star. This adaptation promises to bring a fresh perspective to the beloved film, which was a significant box office success, earning over $32 million against its production budget.

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Rock Music & Goopy Practical Effects in ‘Destroy All Neighbors’ Trailer

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The heart of rock and roll is still beating in the Shudder original Destroy All Neighbors. Over-the-top practical effects are also alive in this release coming to the platform on January 12. The streamer released the official trailer and it has some pretty big names behind it.

Directed by Josh Forbes the movie stars Jonah Ray Rodrigues, Alex Winter, and Kiran Deol.

Rodrigues plays William Brown, “a neurotic, self-absorbed musician determined to finish his prog-rock magnum opus, faces a creative roadblock in the form of a noisy and grotesque neighbor named Vlad (Alex Winter). Finally working up the nerve to demand that Vlad keep it down, William inadvertently decapitates him. But, while attempting to cover up one murder, William’s accidental reign of terror causes victims to pile up and become undead corpses who torment and create more bloody detours on his road to prog-rock Valhalla. Destroy All Neighbors is a twisted splatter-comedy about a deranged journey of self-discovery full of goopy practical FX, a well-known ensemble cast, and LOTS of blood.”

Take a look at the trailer and let us know what you think!

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A Boy Band Kills Our Favorite Reindeer in “I Think I Killed Rudolph”

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The new movie There’s Something in the Barn seems like a tongue-in-cheek holiday horror movie. It’s like Gremlins but bloodier and with gnomes. Now there is a song on the soundtrack that captures the humor and horror of the movie called I Think I Killed Rudolph.

The ditty is a collab between two Norwegian boy bands: Subwoofer and A1.

Subwoofer was s Eurovision entrant in 2022. A1 is a popular act from the same country. Together they killed poor Rudolph in a hit-and-run. The humorous song is a part of the film which follows a family fulfilling their dream, “of moving back after inheriting a remote cabin in the mountains of Norway.” Of course, the title gives away the rest of the movie and it turns into a home invasion — or — a gnome invasion.

There’s Something in the Barn releases in cinemas and On Demand December 1.

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