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Here’s A List Of 10 Bodily Fluid Horror Moments

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Sure, technically every time blood is shed in a movie is bodily fluid horror, but sometimes the fluids spill in more creative ways, and remind us more of how gross our bodies actually are (and yes I’m aware of how strange it is to have a list related to body horror that doesn’t include any Cronenberg).

Here’s a list of ten bodily fluid horror moments. Do with it what you will.

1. Pissing Blood (Ginger Snaps)

Ginger Snaps is just as much about the human body (the female body in particular) as it is about werewolves, which is one of the reasons it stands out as one of the sub-genre’s best offerings. While there are plenty of great scenes in that movie, it’s actually the guy pissing blood after having sex with Ginger that makes me cringe every time.

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2. Cystic Fibrosis (Excision)

I have no idea what it’s like to have cystic fibrosis (though I’m sure it’s terrible), not do I know anyone that has it, so I do’t know how accurately it’s portrayed in Excision. Either way, the mucus production we see from the main character’s sister is pretty terrifying in my book. Unfortunately I can’t find a good image of it to include here.

3. Custard (Dead Alive)

Dead Alive (or Braindead if you prefer) is still one of the goriest movies I’ve seen even after all these years. It’s also still hilarious. While there are plenty of gross-out moments in the film, few compare to the custard scene. Before the mom’s ear falls off into the custard, there’s a great shot of her shooting some bloody arm pus into a guests’s bowl, which of course gets consumed. Classic.

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4. Projectile Vomit (The Exorcist)

I don’t think this one requires any explanation. Exorcist. Puke.

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5. Golgothan Shit Demon (Dogma)

It’s not exactly a horror movie, but there are demons, and even a shit demon. Before Kevin Smith did genre films like Tusk and Red State, he gave us…the Golgothan Shit Demon:

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6. Lardass Hogan (Stand By Me)

Technically this isn’t really a horror movie either, but it does come from Stephen King, revolves around a dead body, and has one of the best gross-out scenes of all time. It also has the good ol’ creepy version of Kiefer Sutherland and Tommy Jarvis. I have no reservations about including it on this list. This is probably actually one of my favorite scenes in all of movies.

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7. M is for Miscarriage (ABCs Of Death)

Ti West gave us perhaps the most tasteless entry in the entire first ABCs of Death outing, and honestly it was one of my least favorites, though I pretty much love most of his work. It did, however, leave a lasting impression, so who am I to criticize? Still, it’s no Lardass Hogan.

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8. Amputee Eating Vomit (Audition)

Audition is a terrifying film, and for some reason this scene doesn’t seem to come up in conversation nearly as much as the famous piano wire torture scene, though it’s completely batshit insane.

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9. Plug it Up! (Carrie)

What comes natural to all girls as they become women was traumatizing to Carrie White, and it didn’t help that everybody was throwing tampons at her and yelling for her to “plug it up”.

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10. Semen Title (Ichi The Killer)

I don’t know if you would consider Ichi the Killer a horror movie, but I don’t know what anyone is supposed to consider Ichi the Killer (the same could be said for many Miike films, for that matter). Either way, the film’s title appears in a puddle of semen spewed forth as Ichi watches the violent assault of a woman, so there’s that.

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‘Blink Twice’ Trailer Presents a Thrilling Mystery in Paradise

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A new trailer for the movie formerly known as Pussy Island just dropped and it has us intrigued. Now with the more restrained title, Blink Twice, this  Zoë Kravitz-directed black comedy is set to land in theaters on August 23.

The film is packed with stars including Channing Tatum, Naomi Ackie, Alia Shawkat, Simon Rex, Adria Arjona, Haley Joel Osment, Christian Slater, Kyle MacLachlan, and Geena Davis.

The trailer feels like a Benoit Blanc mystery; people are invited to a secluded location and disappear one by one, leaving one guest to figure out what is going on.

In the film, a billionaire named Slater King (Channing Tatum) invites a waitress named Frida (Naomi Ackie) to his private island, “It’s paradise. Wild nights blend into sun-soaked days and everyone’s having a great time. No one wants this trip to end, but as strange things start to happen, Frida begins to question her reality. There is something wrong with this place. She’ll have to uncover the truth if she wants to make it out of this party alive.”

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Melissa Barrera Says ‘Scary Movie VI’ Would Be “Fun To Do”

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Melissa Barrera might literally get the last laugh on Spyglass thanks to a possible Scary Movie sequel. Paramount and Miramax are seeing the right opportunity to bring the satirical franchise back into the fold and announced last week one might be in production as early as this fall.

The last chapter of the Scary Movie franchise was almost a decade ago and since the series lampoons thematic horror movies and pop culture trends, it would seem they have a lot of content to draw ideas from, including the recent reboot of slasher series Scream.

Barerra, who starred as final girl Samantha in those movies was abruptly fired from the latest chapter, Scream VII, for expressing what Spyglass interpreted as “antisemitism,” after the actress came out in support of Palestine on social media.

Even though the drama wasn’t a laughing matter, Barrera might get her chance to parody Sam in Scary Movie VI. That is if the opportunity arises. In an interview with Inverse, the 33-year-old actress was asked about Scary Movie VI, and her reply was intriguing.

“I always loved those movies,” the actress told Inverse. “When I saw it announced, I was like, ‘Oh, that would be fun. That would be so fun to do.’”

That “fun to do” part could be construed as a passive pitch to Paramount, but that’s open to interpretation.

Just like in her franchise, Scary Movie also has a legacy cast including Anna Faris and Regina Hall. There is no word yet on if either of those actors will appear in the reboot. With or without them, Barrera is still a fan of the comedies. “They have the iconic cast that did it, so we’ll see what goes on with that. I’m just excited to see a new one,” she told the publication.

Barrera is currently celebrating the box office success of her latest horror movie Abigail.

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Thrills and Chills: Ranking ‘Radio Silence’ Films from Bloody Brilliant to Just Bloody

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Radio Silence Films

Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, and Chad Villella are all filmmakers under the collective label called Radio Silence. Bettinelli-Olpin and Gillett are the primary directors under that moniker while Villella produces.

They have gained popularity over the past 13 years and their films have become known as having a certain Radio Silence “signature.” They are bloody, usually contain monsters, and have breakneck action sequences. Their recent film Abigail exemplifies that signature and is perhaps their best film yet. They are currently working on a reboot of John Carpenter’s Escape From New York.

We thought we would go through the list of projects they have directed and rank them from high to low. None of the movies and shorts on this list are bad, they all have their merits. These rankings from top to bottom are just ones we felt showcased their talents the best.

We didn’t include movies they produced but didn’t direct.

#1. Abigail

An update to the second film on this list, Abagail is the natural progression of Radio Silence’s love of lockdown horror. It follows in pretty much the same footsteps of Ready or Not, but manages to go one better — make it about vampires.

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#2. Ready or Not

This film put Radio Silence on the map. While not as successful at the box office as some of their other films, Ready or Not proved that the team could step outside their limited anthology space and create a fun, thrilling, and bloody adventure-length film.

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#3. Scream (2022)

While Scream will always be a polarizing franchise, this prequel, sequel, reboot — however you want to label it showed just how much Radio Silence knew the source material. It wasn’t lazy or cash-grabby, just a good time with legendary characters we love and new ones who grew on us.

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#4 Southbound (The Way Out)

Radio Silence tosses their found footage modus operandi for this anthology film. Responsible for the bookend stories, they create a terrifying world in their segment titled The Way Out, which involves strange floating beings and some sort of time loop. It’s kind of the first time we see their work without a shaky cam. If we were to rank this entire film, it would remain at this position on the list.

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#5. V/H/S (10/31/98)

The film that started it all for Radio Silence. Or should we say the segment that started it all. Even though this isn’t feature-length what they managed to do with the time they had was very good. Their chapter was titled 10/31/98, a found-footage short involving a group of friends who crash what they think is a staged exorcism only to learn not to assume things on Halloween night.

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#6. Scream VI

Cranking up the action, moving to the big city and letting Ghostface use a shotgun, Scream VI turned the franchise on its head. Like their first one, this film played with canon and managed to win over a lot of fans in its direction, but alienated others for coloring too far outside the lines of Wes Craven’s beloved series. If any sequel was showing how the trope was going stale it was Scream VI, but it managed to squeeze some fresh blood out of this nearly three-decade mainstay.

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#7. Devil’s Due

Fairly underrated, this, Radio Silence’s first feature-length film, is a sampler of things they took from V/H/S. It was filmed in an omnipresent found footage style, showcasing a form of possession, and features clueless men. Since this was their first bonafide major studio job it’s a wonderful touchstone to see how far they have come with their storytelling.

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