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What Your Favorite Villain Says About You

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Although a relatively small percentage of the population stalks and kills babysitters, cannibalizes inadequate orchestra members, or inhabit the body of a child’s doll to carry out their murderous agenda, there’s no denying that we all have a dark side. Horror movies are a safe and less felonious way to tap into that hidden part of ourselves, and occasionally we connect especially with a silver screen serial killer/murderer/cannibal/mama’s boy/what have you. Your particular spirit psycho can speak volumes about you, and since I once stayed awake through one whole community college psychology class, I feel more than qualified to give this analysis a shot.

Michael Myers

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You’re a relentless type A personality-almost to a fault. Nothing and no one can hold you back once you’ve set your mind on something, and you refuse to cut corners. To you, the ends always justify the means, and you aren’t afraid to get your hands dirty (very dirty) to finish the job you started. Your slow and steady pace and quiet, focused demeanor may lead many people to underestimate you, but those who don’t take you seriously always pay the price. Family is important to you.

Freddy Krueger

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You’re the life of every party, whether you were invited or not! Your quick wit and devil-may-care attitude make you friends very easily, but your lack of tact makes them difficult to keep. You’ve got an inventive mind and a seemingly endless supply of energy. You were also probably the reason your parents couldn’t have nice things.

Hannibal Lecter

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Oh, you’re one of those. You like to think you’re a tortured, misunderstood genius, but in reality you’re more hipster than Hannibal. More likely than not, the reason you haven’t found your “intellectual equal” is that your esoteric and overreaching commentary drives most people away almost instantly. Be honest: you own at least two pairs of suspenders, don’t you?

Pinhead

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You’re articulate and theatrical, with a flair for the dramatic. You’re gifted artistically, and rarely allow anyone to forget it. People may refer to you as an “old soul.” and you probably end up challenging authority without actually meaning to in many cases. You don’t realize it, but your boss is most likely a little intimidated by you.

Jigsaw

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Much like Manson, you have a quality about you that draws people to you. You’re an idealist and a hopeless romantic with the soul of a poet, but you’re actually quite handy in useful ways, too.  You’re charismatic, and can talk nearly anyone into doing anything; but you won’t, because you’re a sweetheart who doesn’t necessarily desire Helter Skelter.

Pennywise

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You’re most likely very successful, and if you aren’t, you know you could be. You’re a tremendous liar, and are able to manipulate people and circumstances to suit you. Although you’re very popular, you don’t care for anyone as much as they care for you, and you feel no guilt over that fact. You’re self-absorbed and self-aware, and that’s all good because you’re having a pretty awesome time rocking at life.

Norman Bates

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Hmm, Mommy issues, much? I don’t think Norman is anyone’s favorite, but if he is yours, you wouldn’t correct me. You’re very responsible, respectful, and quiet. You prefer not to make waves, and you give fabulous hugs. You lead a rich fantasy life, but that really isn’t appropriate to discuss. You’d rather not go there.

Ghostface

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You’re the kid that the other kids’ parents don’t like hanging around. You’re fearless and expect everyone around you to be, as well. Although you’re a blast to hang out with, you can be a stickler for rules and insist on order in most aspects of your life. Sure, you’re not afraid to go run around the bar without pants, but you’re going to make damn sure your pants are in their designated drawer, first.

Chucky

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You get annoyed by people very easily. You consider yourself a loner, and people see you as brusque. That doesn’t stop them from bugging you on a daily freakin’ basis, though. You’re perpetually frustrated with the paradox that is your life: everyone wants to be your friend, and you know what you want? None of it.

Buffalo Bill

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You consider yourself a free spirit, or earth child, or whatever. In reality, you’re spoiled, and a little annoying. You’re either an only child, or were your parents’ favorite before you got so irritating. You’re oblivious to this, which is ironic because almost nothing matters to you more than what other people think of you. You’re probably upset because this strikes home, but don’t worry. You can always buy yourself something pretty and forget all about it.

Jason Voorhees

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Scroll back up, read the snippet under “Michael Myers,” and think of the opposite: that’s you. You start projects and abandon them on a regular basis, and you’re more likely to fall back asleep than go out and make your dreams come true. But that’s fine, you’re cool with it, because your life is basically chaos and that’s just how you like it. The crazier things get, the more centered you feel. Things just tend to work out for you naturally, and if they don’t, there’s usually someone around to fix them for you.

Sam

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You’re the sweet, quiet one in your group that never gets any crap, because your friends are a little afraid of you. There’s something in your eyes that matches your nerves of steel, and people notice the electrifying potential lurking just beneath your surface. You aren’t afraid of confrontation or uncomfortable situations, because it never occurred to you that fear was an acceptable feeling.

Baby Firefly

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You’ve got flair, you’ve got confidence, and you always get what you want. You do what you want and you don’t care how ridiculous you look, because you are intent on enjoying the ride. You’ve got the world on a string, but you also have a generous nature and a soft spot a mile wide. People hate you ’cause they ain’t you.

The Creeper

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People consider you a bit eccentric, but you don’t know that since they’ve never said it to your face. You’re flighty and forgetful, but you have the very best intentions. You care about the environment, have gone green, and once or twice even found yourself helping your neighbors sort their recyclables. In the dark. Without them knowing.

Leatherface

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You’re a very outdoorsy sort. You can hold your own hiking, kayaking, surviving on pine cones, and the like. You find technology overrated and as far as you’re concerned, acoustic guitar is the only guitar. You love animals and much approve of the fact that Leatherface’s face is not actually leather, because skinning humans is slightly less barbaric in your eyes.

 

If your favorite villain wasn’t listed here, well, then…you’re a little extra twisted, aren’t you? And of course, if you’re unhappy with your insights, feel free to keep it to yourself, because there are no retractions in my world.

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‘Strange Darling’ Featuring Kyle Gallner and Willa Fitzgerald Lands Nationwide Release [Watch Clip]

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‘Strange Darling,’ a standout film featuring Kyle Gallner, who is nominated for an iHorror award for his performance in ‘The Passenger,’ and Willa Fitzgerald, has been acquired for a wide theatrical release in the United States by Magenta Light Studios, a new enterprise from veteran producer Bob Yari. This announcement, brought to us by Variety, follows the film’s successful premiere at Fantastic Fest in 2023, where it was universally praised for its creative storytelling and compelling performances, achieving a perfect score of 100% Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes from 14 reviews.

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Directed by JT Mollner, ‘Strange Darling‘ is a thrilling narrative of a spontaneous hookup that takes an unexpected and terrifying turn. The film is notable for its innovative narrative structure and the exceptional acting of its leads. Mollner, known for his 2016 Sundance entry “Outlaws and Angels,” has once again employed 35mm for this project, cementing his reputation as a filmmaker with a distinct visual and narrative style. He is currently involved in adapting Stephen King’s novel “The Long Walk” in collaboration with director Francis Lawrence.

Bob Yari expressed his enthusiasm for the film’s upcoming release, scheduled for August 23rd, highlighting the unique qualities that make ‘Strange Darling’ a significant addition to the horror genre. “We are thrilled to be bringing nationwide theatrical audiences this unique and exceptional film with terrific performances by Willa Fitzgerald and Kyle Gallner. This second feature from talented writer-director JT Mollner is destined to become a cult classic that defies conventional storytelling,” Yari told Variety.

Variety’s review of the film from Fantastic Fest lauds Mollner’s approach, saying, “Mollner shows himself to be more forward-thinking than most of his genre peers. He’s clearly a student of the game, one who studied his forebears’ lessons with adroitness to better prepare himself to put his own mark on them.” This praise underlines Mollner’s deliberate and thoughtful engagement with the genre, promising audiences a film that is both reflective and innovative.

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Sydney Sweeney’s ‘Barbarella’ Revival Forges Ahead

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Sydney Sweeney has confirmed the ongoing progress of the much-anticipated reboot of Barbarella. The project, which sees Sweeney not only starring but also executive producing, aims to breathe new life into the iconic character that first captured audiences’ imaginations in the 1960s. However, amid speculation, Sweeney remains tight-lipped about the possible involvement of celebrated director Edgar Wright in the project.

During her appearance on the Happy Sad Confused podcast, Sweeney shared her enthusiasm for the project and the character of Barbarella, stating, “It is. I mean, Barbarella is just such a fun character to explore. She really just embraces her femininity and her sexuality, and I love that. She uses sex as a weapon and I think it’s such an interesting way into a sci-fi world. I’ve always wanted to do sci-fi. So we’ll see what happens.“

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Barbarella, originally a creation of Jean-Claude Forest for V Magazine in 1962, was transformed into a cinematic icon by Jane Fonda under the direction of Roger Vardim in 1968. Despite a sequel, Barbarella Goes Down, never seeing the light of day, the character has remained a symbol of sci-fi allure and adventurous spirit.

Over the decades, several high-profile names including Rose McGowan, Halle Berry, and Kate Beckinsale were floated as potential leads for a reboot, with directors Robert Rodriguez and Robert Luketic, and writers Neal Purvis and Robert Wade previously attached to revive the franchise. Unfortunately, none of these iterations made it past the conceptual stage.

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The film’s progress took a promising turn approximately eighteen months ago when Sony Pictures announced its decision to cast Sydney Sweeney in the titular role, a move that Sweeney herself has suggested was facilitated by her involvement in Madame Web, also under Sony’s banner. This strategic decision was aimed at fostering a beneficial relationship with the studio, specifically with the Barbarella reboot in mind.

When probed about Edgar Wright’s potential directorial role, Sweeney adeptly sidestepped, merely noting that Wright has become an acquaintance. This has left fans and industry watchers speculating about the extent of his involvement, if any, in the project.

Barbarella is known for its adventurous tales of a young woman traversing the galaxy, engaging in escapades that often incorporate elements of sexuality—a theme Sweeney seems eager to explore. Her commitment to reimagining Barbarella for a new generation, while staying true to the character’s original essence, sounds like the making of a great reboot.

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‘The First Omen’ Almost Received an NC-17 Rating

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Set for an April 5 theater release, ‘The First Omen’ carries an R-rating, a classification that was almost not achieved. Arkasha Stevenson, in her inaugural feature film directorial role, faced a formidable challenge in securing this rating for the prequel to the esteemed franchise. It seems the filmmakers had to contend with the ratings board to prevent the film from being saddled with an NC-17 rating. In a revealing conversation with Fangoria, Stevenson described the ordeal as ‘a long battle’, one not waged over traditional concerns such as gore. Instead, the crux of the controversy centered around the depiction of the female anatomy.

Stevenson’s vision for “The First Omen” delves deep into the theme of dehumanization, particularly through the lens of forced birthing. “The horror in that situation is how dehumanized that woman is”, Stevenson explains, emphasizing the significance of presenting the female body in a non-sexualized light to address themes of forced reproduction authentically. This commitment to realism nearly landed the film an NC-17 rating, sparking a prolonged negotiation with the MPA. “This has been my life for a year and a half, fighting for the shot. It’s the theme of our film. It’s the female body being violated from the inside outwards”, she states, highlighting the importance of the scene to the film’s core message.

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Producers David Goyer and Keith Levine supported Stevenson’s battle, encountering what they perceived as a double standard in the ratings process. Levine reveals, “We had to go back and forth with the ratings board five times. Weirdly, avoiding the NC-17 made it more intense”, pointing out how the struggle with the ratings board inadvertently intensified the final product. Goyer adds, “There is more permissiveness when dealing with male protagonists, particularly in body horror”, suggesting a gender bias in how body horror is evaluated.

The film’s bold approach to challenging viewers’ perceptions extends beyond the ratings controversy. Co-writer Tim Smith notes the intention to subvert expectations traditionally associated with The Omen franchise, aiming to surprise audiences with a fresh narrative focus. “One of the big things we were excited to do was to kind of pull the rug out from under people’s expectations”, Smith says, underscoring the creative team’s desire to explore new thematic ground.

Nell Tiger Free, known for her role in “Servant”, leads the cast of “The First Omen”, set for release by 20th Century Studios on April 5. The movie follows a young American woman dispatched to Rome for church service, where she stumbles upon a sinister force that shakes her faith to its core and reveals a chilling plot aimed at summoning evil incarnate.

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