Written by Patti Pauley

That classic candy-toy we all know and love just got a twisted spin put in on it; and I couldn’t wish this were real any harder than my phantom dick is abruptly erect as of right now. Screw the classic Looney Tunes character head, give me horror PEZ dispensers instead!


The same viral Internet Graphic Artist known as Newt Clements who turned those nostalgic Happy Meal boxes into a horror fan’s dream meal, and just recently shaped the notorious Pop-Tart into molds of our favorite horror icons, has done it again folks. The beloved PEZ dispensers used to eat those colorful tart candies, and to some PEZ-heads, a highly addictive hobby of collecting, just got the magical horror makeover and it is quite glorious as you can see below!


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