tumblr_m90rhtr4KZ1r9prsfo6_250 The Evil Dead trilogy delivered memorable moment after memorable moment, but let’s face it, Army of Darkness is in a class by itself and as such, deserves, nay requires its own top ten list.

Now that I’ve gone all CNN and dropped that news on you, the real question becomes how in the hell do you limit The King to just ten one-liners from such a classic? Perhaps iHorror’s own Patti Pauley said it best — “It’s hard to put them in order, they’re all equally amazing.”

Why employ an exercise in futility? You know that Leland Gaut adage “Kill them all, let God sort them out?” It applies here.

So we embark on ten of Bruce Campbell’s best from Army.

Enjoy, screwheads.

BoomstickWell, hello Mr. Fancy Pants

When all hell breaks loose, rank no longer applies. Let the shit-talk commence.

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Nailed it

The gasped shriek Campbell emits when he steps on the nail should have garnered an Academy Award.

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What’s that on your face?

Not here or here so much…but right here.

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Blow

When you have a harem feeding you grapes, you’re less than forgiving.

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Good guy, bad guy

So you will listen to every damn word I have to say.

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Look backYo…

Let’s show this prehistoric bitch how we do things downtown.

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It’s an “N” word

Before anyone gets all worked up, this has nothing to do with the Confederate flag.

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Honey…

Hallmark’s on the phone. You say the sweetest things.

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Groovy

Ahhh, gotta love the nod back to Evil Dead 2.

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This is my BOOMstick!

No introduction necessary.

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