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14 Horror Related Ramones Songs

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The Ramones weren’t known as much for their horror movie themes as much as their punk peers The Misfits, but they did include them on occasion. Their songs also appeared in both Pet Sematary films, and the group even made an appearance on USA Up All Night once upon a time.

In remembrance of this legendary band, here’s a look back on some of The Ramones’ horror-related songs.

1. Chain Saw

This song appeared on the band’s debut album. Lyrics include: “Texas chainsaw massacre, they took my baby away from me.” And leave it to Joey to make “massacre” rhyme with “me”.

2. Beat on the Brat

This may not come off as a horror-related song immediately, but if you stop and think about the song being about beating on a child with a baseball bat, it’s pretty horrific. This is also from the debut self-titled album.

3. Now I Wanna Sniff Some Glue

From the same album, this song gets its horror cred courtesy of Rob Zombie, who included it in a chilling scene in House of 1,000 Corpses.

4. I Don’t Wanna Go Down to the Basement

“Hey daddy-o, I don’t wanna go down to the basement. There’s something down there.”

Enough said.

And that’s all just the first album.

5. Pinhead

This has absolutely nothing to do with Hellraiser. In fact, this song appeared on The Ramones’ second album, which pre-dates that film by a decade. However, the lyrics include: “Gabba gabba we accept you, we accept you one of us!” 

Does that sound a bit like this famous scene from Freaks, which features a character commonly referred to as a pinhead?

 

6. You’re Gonna Kill That Girl

Our former writer, John Squires, showed us a cover of this the other day as performed by The Jasons, but it still doesn’t hold a candle to the original Ramones version (also from the second album):

7. You Should Have Never Opened That Door

Lyrics: “Mama, where’s your little daughter? She’s here, right here on the altar. You should never have opened that door. Now you’re never gonna see her no more. You don’t know what I can do with this axe – chop off your head so you better relax.”

8. Cretin Hop

This may not be a direct link, but I can’t be the only one who thinks about Class of Nuke’em High every time I hear the word “cretin”.

9. Sheena Is A Punk Rocker

Like Cretin Hop, this track is from Rocket To Russia, the band’s third studio album. For fans of Pet Sematary, however, this song will eternally be associated with the death of Gage.

10. Teenage Lobotomy

If lobotomies themselves aren’t horror enough, there’s also a line about slugs and snails being “after me. Also from the Rocket to Russia LP.

That about does it for the Tommy Ramone era, but there are a few more from the rest of the band’s discography.

11. Rock N’ Roll High School

Perhaps this one is a bit of a stretch. It’s not horror at all, but the movie, which featured the band, has roughly the same quality as that of an old school Troma movie, and it includes Halloween’s P.J. Soles, the Ice Cream Man himself Clint Howard, and Dick Miller from Night of the Creeps, Terminator, Gremlins, and Demon Knight. It also has a guy in a giant rat suit and a chainsaw scene for what that’s worth.

12. Psycho Therapy

In this song, Joey is a psycho who may potentially kill someone, and invade somebody’s home.

13. Pet Sematary

This song not only shares the name with Stephen King’s story and movie but appears during the end credits. It even name-drops Victor Pascow in the lyrics.

14. Poison Heart

Pet Semetary Two may not be as good as Pet Sematary One, but it’s still a pretty fun and worthy sequel in my opinion. It doesn’t hurt that it also features this early nineties Ramones song.

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‘Evil Dead’ Film Franchise Getting TWO New Installments

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It was a risk for Fede Alvarez to reboot Sam Raimi’s horror classic The Evil Dead in 2013, but that risk paid off and so did its spiritual sequel Evil Dead Rise in 2023. Now Deadline is reporting that the series is getting, not one, but two fresh entries.

We already knew about the Sébastien Vaniček upcoming film that delves into the Deadite universe and should be a proper sequel to the latest film, but we are broadsided that Francis Galluppi and Ghost House Pictures are doing a one-off project set in Raimi’s universe based off of an idea that Galluppi pitched to Raimi himself. That concept is being kept under wraps.

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“Francis Galluppi is a storyteller who knows when to keep us waiting in simmering tension and when to hit us with explosive violence,” Raimi told Deadline. “He is a director that shows uncommon control in his feature debut.”

That feature is titled The Last Stop In Yuma County which will release theatrically in the United States on May 4. It follows a traveling salesman, “stranded at a rural Arizona rest stop,” and “is thrust into a dire hostage situation by the arrival of two bank robbers with no qualms about using cruelty-or cold, hard steel-to protect their bloodstained fortune.”

Galluppi is an award-winning sci-fi/horror shorts director whose acclaimed works include High Desert Hell and The Gemini Project. You can view the full edit of High Desert Hell and the teaser for Gemini below:

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‘Invisible Man 2’ Is “Closer Than Its Ever Been” to Happening

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Elisabeth Moss in a very well-thought-out statement said in an interview for Happy Sad Confused that even though there have been some logistical issues for doing Invisible Man 2 there is hope on the horizon.

Podcast host Josh Horowitz asked about the follow-up and if Moss and director Leigh Whannell were any closer to cracking a solution to getting it made. “We are closer than we have ever been to cracking it,” said Moss with a huge grin. You can see her reaction at the 35:52 mark in the below video.

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Whannell is currently in New Zealand filming another monster movie for Universal, Wolf Man, which might be the spark that ignites Universal’s troubled Dark Universe concept which hasn’t gained any momentum since Tom Cruise’s failed attempt at resurrecting The Mummy.

Also, in the podcast video, Moss says she is not in the Wolf Man film so any speculation that it’s a crossover project is left in the air.

Meanwhile, Universal Studios is in the middle of constructing a year-round haunt house in Las Vegas which will showcase some of their classic cinematic monsters. Depending on attendance, this could be the boost the studio needs to get audiences interested in their creature IPs once more and to get more films made based on them.

The Las Vegas project is set to open in 2025, coinciding with their new proper theme park in Orlando called Epic Universe.

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s Thriller ‘Presumed Innocent’ Series Gets Early Release Date

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Jake Gyllenhaal’s limited series Presumed Innocent is dropping on AppleTV+ on June 12 instead of June 14 as originally planned. The star, whose Road House reboot has brought mixed reviews on Amazon Prime, is embracing the small screen for the first time since his appearance on Homicide: Life on the Street in 1994.

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Presumed Innocent is being produced by David E. Kelley, J.J. Abrams’ Bad Robot, and Warner Bros. It is an adaptation of Scott Turow’s 1990 film in which Harrison Ford plays a lawyer doing double duty as an investigator looking for the murderer of his colleague.

These types of sexy thrillers were popular in the ’90s and usually contained twist endings. Here’s the trailer for the original:

According to Deadline, Presumed Innocent doesn’t stray far from the source material: “…the Presumed Innocent series will explore obsession, sex, politics and the power and limits of love as the accused fights to hold his family and marriage together.”

Up next for Gyllenhaal is the Guy Ritchie action movie titled In the Grey scheduled for release in January 2025.

Presumed Innocent is an eight-episode limited series set to stream on AppleTV+ starting June 12.

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