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10 Unconventional Deadly Weapons

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Horror movies tend to follow a specific pattern when it comes to the deaths of its characters.  It’s normally a pretty straight-forward plan; chase teenager with butcher knife, a demon or ghost haunts a family, an ax-murderer stalks its next victim.

However, every once in a while, fans will come across a movie that uses an unconventional item to kill off its characters.  This list is dedicated to all the creative screenwriters and directors.  Here’s a list of ten unconventional deadly weapons:

A basketball-“Deadly Friend” (1986)

When a woman, Samantha Pringle, is killed by her father, she is implanted with the microchip on an insane robot (naturally). With the microchip in her brain, she goes into a killing spree (obviously). Aside from the super strength she obtains from the microchip, she also becomes super creative with her chosen tools.  She uses a basketball to smash Mama Fratelli’s skull, shattering her head completely.  Notices how she is still capable of making throat noises…

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Records-“Shaun of the Dead” (2004)

Shaun and Ed are best friends who are stuck in a path to nowhere.  When the world is overtaken by zombies, it seems neither one of them are aware, and can’t decipher that it’s the end of the world until it’s almost too late.  After a zombie intruder enters the house, they take swift action by heeding to the advice that killing the zombies means “removing the head, or destroying the brain.”  They proceed to throw everything but the kitchen sink at the pair of zombies in Shaun’s backyard.  The funniest items, and the ones that stick, are the records.  Granted, this isn’t necessarily an object that kills the targets, it’s still funny to think Shaun and Ed thought they could.

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Microwave-“Last House on the Left” (2009)

If someone you loved was brutalized, you’d want revenge too, in the most creative ways known to man.

That’s exactly what Mari’s father, John, decides to do with the ringleader of the gang of convicts, Krug. John, a doctor, paralyzes him with a drug and sticks his head in the microwave.  You can imagine what happens next.

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Blender-“You’re Next” (2011)

A home invasion turns bloody when everyone in the Davison family is brutally murdered one by one.  What the invaders didn’t expect, was that Crispian’s Aussie girlfriend, Erin, grew up at a survivalist camp, and is the “McGyver” of defending herself.

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Folding Bed-“Freddy vs Jason” (2003)

Probably the two most creative killers in the horror movie market are Freddy Krueger and Jason Voorhees.

While fighting each other, they also keep busy by terrorizing another group of teenagers.  In the most creative scene of the movie, Jason uses a folding bed to twist one of the teenagers up like a pretzel.

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Curling Iron-“Sleepaway Camp” (1983)

For anyone who has accidentally brushed the side of their neck with a curling iron, the idea that a curling iron could be used as a weapon isn’t all that surprising.

However, in “Sleepaway Camp”, the curling iron is placed in an unmentionable area, and the horror of the use of a curling iron resurfaces.

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Garage Door-“Scream” (1996)

For the majority of “Scream”, the kills are pretty basic: stabbed with a knife. In one particular scene, however, Ghostface kills off blonde bimbo Tatum with a garage door.

After throwing beer bottles, and hitting Ghostface with a freezer door, Tatum tries to crawl out of the doggy door in the garage.  It doesn’t quite work out for her.

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Jacuzzi-“Halloween 2” (1981)

Another franchise usually known for straightforward killing is “Halloween”.

In the second installment of “Halloween”, ambulance driver Budd and nurse Karen are enjoying each other inside a jacuzzi.  When Budd goes to check on the heat of the pool, which has seemed to rise to scorching heights, he is strangled by Michael Meyers. Michael approaches Karen, who mistakens him for Budd. She regrets that mistake, as Michael uses the jacuzzi as a boiling pot.

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Corn on the Cob-“Sleepwalkers” (1992)

Most people hate vegetables, and despise eating them.  But, most people aren’t killed by the nutritional food.

In the adaptation of Stephen King’s novel Sleepwalkers, Mary and Charles Brady are an unconventional family.  In an attempt to “feed” her dying son, Mary kills off a few cast members.  Corn on the cob never looked so unsavory. You can’t have any dessert, though, if you don’t eat your veggies.

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Cell phone-“See No Evil” (2006)

You’ve met those people who seemingly have their cell phone glued to their head, right?  Well nothing says “Can you hear me now?” quite like the cell phone scene in “See No Evil”.

While trying to hide from Goodnight, Zoe’s cell phone goes off.  Once again, we see flashbacks of Goodnight’s abusive childhood, and he decides to take his anger out on poor Zoe’s throat.

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Honorable mentions:  

Pogo Stick-“Leprechaun” (1993)

Umbrella-“Silent Night, Deadly Night Part 2” (1987)

Flare gun-“Donkey Punch” (2008)

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Trailer for ‘The Exorcism’ Has Russell Crowe Possessed

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The latest exorcism movie is about to drop this summer. It’s aptly titled The Exorcism and it stars Academy Award winner turned B-movie savant Russell Crowe. The trailer dropped today and by the looks of it, we are getting a possession movie that takes place on a movie set.

Just like this year’s recent demon-in-media-space film Late Night With the Devil, The Exorcism happens during a production. Although the former takes place on a live network talk show, the latter is on an active sound stage. Hopefully, it won’t be entirely serious and we’ll get some meta chuckles out of it.

The film will open in theaters on June 7, but since Shudder also acquired it, it probably won’t be long after that until it finds a home on the streaming service.

Crowe plays, “Anthony Miller, a troubled actor who begins to unravel while shooting a supernatural horror film. His estranged daughter, Lee (Ryan Simpkins), wonders if he’s slipping back into his past addictions or if there’s something more sinister at play. The film also stars Sam Worthington, Chloe Bailey, Adam Goldberg and David Hyde Pierce.”

Crowe did see some success in last year’s The Pope’s Exorcist mostly because his character was so over-the-top and infused with such comical hubris it bordered on parody. We will see if that is the route actor-turned-director Joshua John Miller takes with The Exorcism.

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Win a Stay at The Lizzie Borden House From Spirit Halloween

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Spirit Halloween has declared that this week marks the start of spooky season and to celebrate they are offering fans a chance to stay at the Lizzie Borden House with so many perks Lizzie herself would approve.

The Lizzie Borden House in Fall River, MA is claimed to be one of the most haunted houses in America. Of course one lucky winner and up to 12 of their friends will find out if the rumors are true if they win the grand prize: A private stay in the notorious house.

“We are delighted to work with Spirit Halloween to roll out the red carpet and offer the public a chance to win a one-of-a-kind experience at the infamous Lizzie Borden House, which also includes additional haunted experiences and merchandise,” said Lance Zaal, President & Founder of US Ghost Adventures.

Fans can enter to win by following Spirit Halloween‘s Instagram and leaving a comment on the contest post from now through April 28.

Inside the Lizzie Borden House

The prize also includes:

An exclusive guided house tour, including insider insight around the murder, the trial, and commonly reported hauntings

A late-night ghost tour, complete with professional ghost-hunting gear

A private breakfast in the Borden family dining room

A ghost hunting starter kit with two pieces of Ghost Daddy Ghost Hunting Gear and a lesson for two at US Ghost Adventures Ghost Hunting Course

The ultimate Lizzie Borden gift package, featuring an official hatchet, the Lizzie Borden board game, Lily the Haunted Doll, and America’s Most Haunted Volume II

Winner’s choice of a Ghost Tour experience in Salem or a True Crime experience in Boston for two

“Our Halfway to Halloween celebration provides fans an exhilarating taste of what’s to come this fall and empowers them to start planning for their favorite season as early as they please,” said Steven Silverstein, CEO of Spirit Halloween. “We have cultivated an incredible following of enthusiasts who embody the Halloween lifestyle, and we’re thrilled to bring the fun back to life.”

Spirit Halloween is also preparing for their retail haunted houses. On Thursday, August 1 their flagship store in Egg Harbor Township, NJ. will officially open to start off the season. That event usually draws in hordes of people eager to see what new merch, animatronics, and exclusive IP goods will be trending this year.

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’28 Years Later’ Trilogy Taking Shape With Serious Star Power

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Danny Boyle is revisiting his 28 Days Later universe with three new films. He will direct the first, 28 Years Later, with two more to follow. Deadline is reporting that sources say Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, and Ralph Fiennes have been cast for the first entry, a sequel to the original. Details are being kept under wraps so we don’t know how or if the first original sequel 28 Weeks Later fits into the project.

Jodie Comer, Aaron Taylor-Johnson and Ralph Fiennes

Boyle will direct the first movie but it’s unclear which role he will take on in the subsequent films. What is known is Candyman (2021) director Nia DaCosta is scheduled to direct the second film in this trilogy and that the third will be filmed immediately afterward. Whether DaCosta will direct both is still unclear.

Alex Garland is writing the scripts. Garland is having a successful time at the box office right now. He wrote and directed the current action/thriller Civil War which was just knocked out of the theatrical top spot by Radio Silence’s Abigail.

There is no word yet on when, or where, 28 Years Later will start production.

28 Days Later

The original film followed Jim (Cillian Murphy) who wakes from a coma to find that London is currently dealing with a zombie outbreak.

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