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Oh Freddy. What a delightful character you are endlessly providing us with fantastic one liners and gorgeous gifs as the one above. Krueger has always bellowed out at least one and frequently multiple memorable quotes and hilarious one liners from each of the Nightmare movies; All to the joy of my ears and had my parents washing out my mouth with soap pretty often. I credit Mr. Englund for my filthy fucken mouth that gives me my own way with words. In many instances with some of you iHorror readers, it has given us a sick and twisted F- bomb bond that we connect with. You know who you fuckers are. I salute all of you and our extended vocabulary of the English language.

Fellow iHorror writer and buddy Lando BC  made a lovely list last week exemplifying Bruce Campbell‘s stunning quotes from The Army Of Darkness film, which you can read here. Along with all these factors, and the recent media hype over the newly announced Nightmare reboot, I figured let’s take a moment to appreciate Fred’s charismatic way of words with the 10 best one liners from the horror icon we all know and love. So, working my way backwards from Freddy Vs. Jason all the way to the 1984 original,  let’s look at some of Krueger’s greatest vocal achievements.

 

10. Welcome to my world, Bitch!

Freddy Vs. Jason

Even tho Lori gave this phrase a lot more oomph later in the film, it’s become a classic line in the series. Quite frankly, anytime Krueger implements the word bitch, is always a winner with me.

 

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9. Now I’m playing with power!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

This whole segment had me cracking up when I first saw this as a child. As a matter of fact, the entire 3 minutes could be a list on its own. Being an 80’s Nintendo AND horror fanatic, this brought me such joy especially when he broke out the power glove. Sure, the glove sucks ( you products of the 80’s know EXACTLY what I mean) but it was glorious nonetheless.

 

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8. Kung Fu this Bitch!

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare

Do I really need an explanation for this?

 

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7. Wanna suck face?

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

THIS. This is just hilarious. Well maybe not to everyone, but I’ve been told my sense of humor is pretty twisted.

 

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6. How’s this for a wet dream?!

Nightmare On Elm Street 4: The Dream Master

We all knew when Joey would finally meet his demise, it would be at the helm of his weakness. Women. At least the guy got one last boner.

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5. Welcome to primetime Bitch!

Nightmare On Elm Street 3: The Dream Warriors

You knew it was coming! Possibly one of the most iconic lines from the series, remains an absolute classic with me.

 

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4. You are all my children now!

Nightmare On Elm Street 2: Freddy’s Revenge

Nightmare 2 gets a bad rap, but the pool scene is probably one of my favorites from the franchise. Filled with absolute rage and showing Fred’s truly monstrous personality, that line will send a few chills down your spine.

 

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3. I’m your boyfriend now Nancy!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

I’m certain Freddy’s message to Nancy that Glenn fell victim to a nightmare rang loud and clear. Oh and just for shits, It is now 12 midnight and this station Kr Gr leaving the air.

 

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2. No running in the hallway!

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

Screw your pass! This sequence is personally my all time favorite in the series. The cinematography and chilling background music add to the horrors that Nancy is about to come face to face with. Beautifully shot.

 

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1. This is God.

A Nightmare On Elm Street 1984

It certainly isn’t the catchiest of the bunch, but it certainly has left its mark as being one of Freddy’s most iconic lines. He definitely wanted to make it clear that Tina was basically fucked. Bravo sir.

 

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There you have it my beautiful iHorror readers, my personal opinion is now on record. Keep your eyes peeled as we continue this series of classic horror one liners with some of our favorite icons in the genre. What are some of YOUR favorite Freddy quotes, and which horror icon should we target next in these sister articles?

Don’t be dead on your feet and comment below!

 

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